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    Ethan Thomas

    Character » appears in 2 games

    Protagonist of the Condemned series and former investigator in the Serial Crimes Unit.

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    #1  Edited By MatthewMeadows

    I seriously hated being this character.

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    #2  Edited By epic_pets

    Why?

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    #3  Edited By MatthewMeadows
    epic_pets said:
    "Why?"

    He is completley unlikeable. I mean come on - in the first ten minutes we see him drinking shots with a crushed pill in it, and then a little later he kills an innocent dude for no reason.
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    #4  Edited By trulyalive

    Hahaha...no.
    Did you never play Condemned 1? You'd be driven to drink in that. Plus, thanks to the events of Condemned 1, (plus alcohol I imagine) he suffers hallucinations that make people appear to be demons. He can't help it. He's a sympathetic character, he just doesn't want to be helped.

    One thing I will say though, is I thought he was ugly in Condemned 2, but he looks even worse in the first game...

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    #5  Edited By OmegaPirate
    Bo17 said:
    "Hahaha...no.
    Did you never play Condemned 1? You'd be driven to drink in that. Plus, thanks to the events of Condemned 1, (plus alcohol I imagine) he suffers hallucinations that make people appear to be demons. He can't help it. He's a sympathetic character, he just doesn't want to be helped.

    One thing I will say though, is I thought he was ugly in Condemned 2, but he looks even worse in the first game..."
    Agreed- makes a myth that alcohol make soyu more attractive seem true!
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    #6  Edited By trulyalive

    Ahahaaa ^_^
    Sick Burn.

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    #7  Edited By OmegaPirate
    Bo17 said:
    "Ahahaaa ^_^
    Sick Burn."
    Fo sho *air slap*
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    #8  Edited By BiggerBomb
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    #9  Edited By trulyalive

    man, if Ethan Thomas was real, I'd be terrified of talking shit about him. But for now, I'm happy to call him an ugly bitch.

    *sees copy of condemned slide towards him*

    OMIGOD, TEH GOST OF ETHAN H8S MEEEE!

    *runs away*

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    #10  Edited By OmegaPirate
    BiggerBomb said:
    "

    Ethan Thomas is awesome, don't talk mess about him.

    "
    Oh he is awesome, and badass and id hate to get in a fight with him - but he is one severely f**ked up S.O.B ANd theres no denying all those fights have gave him a face only mother could tolerate
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    #11  Edited By crunchUK

    the official who is ethan thomas, why should i care, and i hate the word "jerk" used as an insult post

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    #12  Edited By DualReaver

    I think he's a cool guy. Make for a great drinking buddy.

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    #13  Edited By trulyalive

    Ethan Thomas is the most badass playable character in a first person game ever. Featured in Condemned: Criminal Origins and Condemned 2: Bloodshot.

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    #14  Edited By HandsomeDead

    Ethan was the man in Condemned, but I agree with Mr. Meadows about him in Condemned 2. He just seemed like a dick.

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    #15  Edited By trulyalive

    If Ethan was a dick in Condemned 2, then what would you call Dorland?

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    #16  Edited By ZombieHunterOG

    i want to be just like ethan thomas :P

    fighting style but not the issues :P 
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    #17  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Bo17 said:
    "Ethan Thomas is the most badass playable character in a first person game ever. Featured in Condemned: Criminal Origins and Condemned 2: Bloodshot."

    So true.

    Bo17 said:
    "If Ethan was a dick in Condemned 2, then what would you call Dorland?"

    So truer.
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    #18  Edited By pause422

    Who wouldn't seem like a bit of a dick after an experience like that..it was a realistic character and how they would seem if they were driven mad, if you had only played condemned 2 I wouldn't expect you to understand him at all, if you have played both though I don't understand what you don't get.

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    #19  Edited By trulyalive

    I still can't believe they turned Ethan into such a retarded character by the end of Condemned 2...
    Because it started off so well,based on the context of the character. I just like to imagine the last level never happened...

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    #20  Edited By keyhunter

    Ethan Thomas is one of my favorite videogame characters actually. I love pissed off protagonists.

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    #21  Edited By trulyalive

    same. Shame is...there's just too many. You've gotta root out the true narcisists. Ethan is one of them ^_^

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    #22  Edited By keyhunter

    Also I really enjoyed blowing peoples heads off by yelling at them. Reminds me of the black canarie, except she doesn't blow peoples heads off because she's a lame DC character.

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    #23  Edited By trulyalive

    Seriously?
    I hated that...I think the whole last level is a complete and utter shambles...

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    #24  Edited By keyhunter

    I like it when games go from normal to shoving its head up its own ass within a period of about 2 minutes.

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    #25  Edited By trulyalive

    Fair enough.
    I just like a bit of reason and stability in a medium of entertainment. For instance, if a game goes about preaching that hand to hand combat and using objects in the environment are the centre of it's combat system, I dislike when they try and throw you off with awkward maneouvers like yelling at people to make them die. It's like they aren't honoring their commitment...

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    #26  Edited By BiggerBomb

    I loved the whole "confronting his demons" theme and would have liked more elaboration on it. What really pissed me off about Bloodshot (note - I still love that game) was how the game eventually turned into a FPS. It completely defeated the game's pure purpose:

    Bashing dudes' faces in with bricks and industrial presses.

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    #27  Edited By trulyalive

    Hear, Hear!
    *drinks a pint whilst crushing the head of that freaking annoying Lollipop lady boss in the bench press*

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    #28  Edited By BiggerBomb
    Bo17 said:
    "Hear, Hear!
    *drinks a pint whilst crushing the head of that freaking annoying Lollipop lady boss in the bench press*"

    OH MY GOD! GAREAKSDFKLASJDRKLFASJDRL

    That bitch! Ugh, I hated her. That fucking saw! I took so much satisfaction in her death and continued to beat her lifeless corpse long after her final twisted breath.

    That rhymed, btw. Not intended, still cool nonetheless.
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    #29  Edited By trulyalive

    I thought the Knight was even worse...
    I mean, sure, once you knew what to do, he was peanuts, but I spent hours beating the shit out of him before figuring out that I should have used the crossbow.
    ...
    And don't get me started on that fucking bear...

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    #30  Edited By BiggerBomb

    The bear wasn't nearly as bad as the Knight. I did what I could to get the fuck away from him and laughed as thugs accidentally stepped in front of his war axe. But when I got into the main exhibit and couldn't run away I was practically tearing my hair out I was so scared.

    I kept shooting him with crossbows and finally one hit him in the stomach. The rest was history.

    There is one thing that I didn't get about the bear. After he attacks you, you are dragged out into the snow. At first I assumed it was the injured guard, but you never see him again. Who the hell pulls you away?

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    #31  Edited By trulyalive

    I know...I first thought I'd injured the bear, who ate the guard and dragged me to the snow but we never see the bear either. It's a plot hole as far as I can tell. Something that should be addressed, but never is.

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    #32  Edited By BiggerBomb

    I would say that they might address it in Condemned 3, but Ethan never even mentiosn the fact that he miraculously escaped the bear's jaws by a savior who is never mentioned anywhere in the game. His absence isn't even questioned. I hate plot holes. D:

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    #33  Edited By EdwardHyena
    MatthewMeadows said:
    "epic_pets said:
    He is completley unlikeable. I mean come on - in the first ten minutes we see him drinking shots with a crushed pill in it, and then a little later he kills an innocent dude for no reason."
    Wait, who does Ethan ever kill that is innocent? I've played through the game twice and the only people you ever kill are the ones trying to attack you.

    BiggerBomb said:
    After he attacks you, you are dragged out into the snow. At first I assumed it was the injured guard, but you never see him again. Who the hell pulls you away?"
    You were blown by the force of the explosion out of the lodge and into the snow. You blacked out because it probably hurt like hell.

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    #34  Edited By MatthewMeadows
    @EdwardHyena: I could be mis-remembering but the first bar scene he kills some dude for no reason. 

    Also, this thread isn't to say I didn't like Bloodshot - I really did, and I guess it couldn't have been the same without his character, but I just ended up really annoyed that there was no humanity (almost none) left in him in the game. Still, I'm glad Ethan appeals to some people as a character ^^.
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    #35  Edited By mracoon

    Wait this thread is like a year old, I thought we decided you couldn't bump really old threads.

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    #36  Edited By MatthewMeadows
    @mracoon: I wouldn't have posted but I was looking at my forum topics tab and saw that I made this thread and that it had gotten pretty popular so I wanted to address what they said. If a mod wants to lock/delete the thread then they can go ahead.
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    #37  Edited By trulyalive

    (Sorry for the bump)
    @MatthewMeadows: As far as I could tell, Ethan didn't kill the dude in the bar, just beat the shit out of him.

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    #38  Edited By Milkman

    Hey, man. He's got some demons to work out. Give him a break.

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    #39  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Then I'm glad I don't now who that is.

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    Ethan Thomas is badass. That's why he was on GB's list  of people they'd mot like to party with.
    Being a haunted guy who's trying to drink away the memories of all that happened in the first Condemned, brutally beating the shit out of anyone looking at him sideways and still being a pretty smart sleuth.
    He's one of the more "tough guy" in an entertaining, somewhat original way that has appeared in a video game in years.
    He's nuanced, he's tortured, his VO is cool.
    In short, you may think he's a jerk, but the character is pretty well fleshed out over the games unlike people like Master Chief or Sev.

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    #41  Edited By OutOfBounds9000

    :|
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    #42  Edited By HowDoyouspellOro

    Dorland (I thought) was kinda of a nerd 
    Ethan was a BMF, I mean after loosing his career (not just a job, but a career!), which drove him to drink so much he developed Delerium Tremens (the DT shakes) which also makes his halusinate. not to mention that the fact where Ethen is a 'mean' guy in the 2nd one, I thot he had every right to be livid esp. due to the fact he was 'condemned' by "Hate" and other stuff. So now his additude makes sense..he's got nothing else to lose.... he doesn't want any help from just anybody (i.e. some random stranger), he's a bum, and as we all know, a drunk...So this guy HAS TO drink (hence the DT syndrom-which btw cuases u to look really pale as well, so that explains his ugliness), and you could tell he was really tired..... but I really liked his character, actually, and did anyone else notice the abundance in Yaiger? (sp?).    I jus thot that smome of the response choices were kind of funny... like "how do you spell Oro?" I can see it now... (during his 1st interview with SCU)... Employer: (looking back over Ethen's Resume) "Mm,k, good..good, seven-year investigations degree.. good, good, okthen. Any questions Mr. Thomas?" Ethan: "uh, yeah...um... how do you spell 'Oro'?" Employer: "Great! You're hired!" Ethan: "uh... okay, btw where's the nearest bar?" Actually, that bar question would have been a good interruption during his SCU interview. lol

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