Cracked just made an article about Japanese dating video games...

And shockingly... it is not made by David Wong and is a freaking great article for once!

http://www.cracked.com/article_19827_the-6-most-insane-video-games-about-dating.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Video+Games&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module

No Katawa Shojo (sorry VGK.) However What they did list was fucking hilarious.

6. I want to play it just to see how horribly I do.

5. I think I may be desesitized from this stuff now... This seems usual for me.

4. This one seems fucking awesome. Completely so.

3. No... just... no...

2. Again... no just... no!

1. I seriously want to play this just for how infuckingsane this sounds and is.

Great article though. IMO at least.

Pretty much all of these are fucked up and I can't believe the first one, that must be a joke, it has to be.

@Jay444111 said:

No Katawa Shojo (sorry VGK.)

You saw my comment on that article, didn't you?

@AlexanderSheen: Do you care to find out for yourself, tehe?

http://clione.halfmoon.jp/hatoful-boyfriend/download.html

@Cloudenvy said:

@AlexanderSheen: Do you care to find out for yourself, tehe?

http://clione.halfmoon.jp/hatoful-boyfriend/download.html

I can't accept a reality, where a thing like this exists.

(I wanted to post a gif here, but I controlled myself)

Okay so I have enough money to fly to japan and stay in a nice hotel for about 2 weeks, I'm not sure if this is a long enough time to kill all the men who live there. I'm going to need some guys who are willing to be all the women in japan's boyfriends after I kill all the men. The requirements are that you never want to play any of these games and you promise never to molest women on the train. You also have to promise to make all the anime cool again. Additionally you have to hang out with them and have consensual sex. I know these are really high standards to meet, but I think it is for the best. Oh, and no paying young school girls to wear panties and give them to you. I'm sorry but that will not be allowed.

For a long time I debated on killing all the men in japan, because I did want to live a life of misandry. My boyfriend explained that it was actually okay, because he's a man so obviously if he says its okay it is, and to bring the dog to help.

@sashimi_biscut: Don't kill all the japanese guys. Just those who are like this 6 games/visual novels/dating sims/whatever these are. And... wait a minute. What if girls are playing these too?

@AlexanderSheen said:

@sashimi_biscut: Don't kill all the japanese guys. Just those who are like this 6 games/visual novels/dating sims/whatever these are. And... wait a minute. What if girls are playing these too?

I'm sorry but they are all going to have to die. And then i'm going to have to commit seppuku because I'm going to be honest... I played the cat goddess game when i was 16.

Edit: I gave them the milk. :|

@sashimi_biscut: How was it? Was it like what you expected? Or rather: Why?

P.S.: You not edited out that terrible pun, but edited in? I hope you're ashamed. I sighed, but it was okay :)

I like David Wong and find it insane that you're still harboring this hatred for him almost a year after he made one article you disagreed with.

Huh, I've played all of these except the weird deviantart one and the cat/animal sex one. Hatoful Boyfriend is as amazing as it sounds, and the rest are pretty good too! If you can put up with some occasionally stilted translations, I'd suggest anyone with an interest try at least one of them. Hatoful Boyfriend doesn't have any sexy scenes, so if you're against that sort of thing, you might want to start there.

@MariachiMacabre: Hm? what did he write?

@Cloudenvy said:

@MariachiMacabre: Hm? what did he write?

David Wong made a comedic article (cuz it's Cracked) about what's wrong with video games and Jay lost it and declared a revolution against Mr. Wong and everyone laughed and laughed. Except Jay.

@MariachiMacabre: Oh, so it's just Jay being Jay?

@Cloudenvy said:

@MariachiMacabre: Oh, so it's just Jay being Jay?

Yeah. Mostly. I was simply stating my disappointment that an article that David Wong himself probably doesn't remember is still a source of great anger for Jay.

Good article. School Days sounds fucking brutal. I'm a wee bit interested in seeing if I cant find it somewhere but having just recently cried myself into a big wet manpile

in Kira☆Kira, I think I might need to go play a visual novel with a happy ending or two.

@MariachiMacabre said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@MariachiMacabre: Oh, so it's just Jay being Jay?

Yeah. Mostly. I was simply stating my disappointment that an article that David Wong himself probably doesn't remember is still a source of great anger for Jay.

I was mainly angry for these three points.

1. Exact copying of previous lists he has done.

2. 2012 apocalypse style fear mongering for video games.

3. Pessimism the the most hardcore degrees possible.

Oh, and for a bonus, you continues to always spoil his book in each of this articles. Hell, I know about the entire damn story now due to him spoiling his own damn book!

That is a sign of a poor author, a poor editor and certainly not a person to get articles from. I hate him for all those reasons.