Are you old enough to remember seeing pictures of missing kids on milk cartons? It was a program in the US designed to spread awareness and hopefully find someone with information leading to their return. (It was also fairly scary; nothing says "you're next!" to a child like seeing someone your age on one of those cartons every morning.) Looking back, I wonder how many of those kids they actually found, and how effective that program was. But what the hell does this have to do with video games?
Well, I started to think about all the interesting announcements that have come out in years past, and whether or not those trailers ever turned into actual games. Seems like every FIFA game is accompanied by a Below or a Deep Down; something to get hyped up about, followed by years of nothing. I've decided to stick to games announced in E3 2014 or earlier; that means no Final Fantasy VII remake even if we won't be seeing that thing until late 2017 at the earliest. I'm also going with games that have had official announcements and trailers to go with them, which rules out games like Beyond Good and Evil 2 (which had a teaser trailer, but no title or release date announcement), and ones that were never games at all like (dare I say it?) Half Life 3.
So, this is my milk carton equivalent rallying cry: have YOU seen these video games?
Below
- Announced: E3 2013
- Current Release Date:
201420152016None. - Website: Alive and active.
- Current Status: Alive, if missing.
Supposedly in development "for years" before being announced at E3 2013, Below has recently been delayed yet again, this time with no targeted release window of any kind, after expecting to be out this summer. There's been a steady stream of trailers and some convention demos to indicate it's still alive, if unreleased, but with an already nebulous release date shifting to none at all, Below isn't inspiring much confidence that we'll see it any time soon.
Crackdown 3
- Announced: E3 2014
- Current Release Date: 2017
- Website: Active
- Current Status: Alive
Perhaps the poster child for slapping the words "cloud computing" onto things, Crackdown 3 was announced during E3 2014 to the delight of orb collecting fans everywhere. A handful of videos and a few years later, we still have no Crackdown 3, with the last post on the website promising "While we won’t be at E3 [2016], we cannot wait to show you the future of Crackdown 3 soon," although that was three months ago. Current scuttlebutt is that the the delay has more to do with Microsoft's packed holiday release schedule than anything else, although no firm 2017 date has been given.
Cuphead
- Announced: E3 2014
- Current Release Date: 2016
- Website: Very stylish.
- Current Status: Alive, but hurry the fuck up!
God damn do I want Cuphead. I guess beautiful hand-drawn animation takes a long time, as Cuphead is past the two year mark with nothing to show for it beyond a few trailers and the rare convention demo. I'm not optimistic about a blanket 2016 release date this late into the year, but my hope is that we'll be giving the Devil the ol' finger guns before too long.
Cyberpunk 2077
- Announced: 5-30-2012 (although the trailer is from 1-10-2013)
- Current Release Date: Never had one.
- Website: Very cyber-80s.
- Current Status: Punching deck and trying not to slip on the ICE, err, in active development.
If I can only have one game on this list, I want this one. Period, full stop. CD Projekt Red has been pretty cagey about Cyberpunk's development, but a few things have slipped out, most notably that it'll handily outdo The Witcher 3 in terms of scope and quality (as TW3 was awesome, that's some big talk), that they upgraded their dev tools to be even better (and how that doesn't mean the game's been on hold), and that we won't hear a damn thing about it until they're ready to show it off.
I'd pull a Cuphead and place dice with the Devil if I could get my hands on this one, but the prospect of a cyberpunk RPG that is bigger and better than TW3 is so appealing that I'm happy to wait.
Dead Island 2 (or SteamDB Unknown App 268150 if you are nasty)
- Announced: E3 2014
- Current Release Date: 2016, 2017, or none, depending on your level of optimism.
- Website: None that I could find.
- Current Status: Undead! Get it? Because they changed developers? No? Never mind.
Dead Island 2 has the dubious distinction of having more news than a lot of the games in this list, and none of it good. Deep Silver canned one developer, leading to talks of cancellation, put another developer on it in early 2016, leading to talks of (obviously) major delays, the Steam page was removed (more cancellation talk)...you get the idea. I'm still hopeful; the first Dead Island was a bit of a clunky mess, but the combat and crafting was pretty fun, so I'm interested in a new game with more color and less female zombie torso statue things.
Deep Down (working title)
- Announced: February 2013 (PlayStation 4 reveal conference)
- Current Release Date: Not a clue!
- Website: Here, last updated 12-25-2014
- Current Status: Well, they keep updating the trademark, so that's something I guess?
Deep Down's a real mystery. We had two trailers in 2013, and then a whole lot of nothing. Hell, I'm not even sure if they are sticking with that name, or if they have plans to do a Western release, or...anything about it beyond the trailer, really. Chances are, if we ever see Deep Down, it won't resemble what was at that presentation nearly four years ago.
Dreams
- Announced: February 2013 (PlayStation 4 reveal conference)
- Current Release Date: We are supposed to get a demo in 2016, but, uhh...
- Website: Not super informative.
- Current Status: It's probably something!
Dreams is a weird thing, even from Media Molecule. It's also not exactly a real thing yet, and wasn't a real thing at E3 this year, or a real beta yet, or...well, anything real at all beyond a few trailers and weird stage demos. 2016 hasn't quite past us yet, so there's still hope for that promised beta, but with no information about it at all, I don't have high hopes for this one making its way to you anytime soon.
The Last Guardian
- Announced: E3 2009 (!!!)
- Current Release Date: 10-25-2016
- Website: This seems to be as close as you'll get.
- Current Status: Soon to be released, but I'll believe it when I see it.
No missing games list is complete without The Last Guardian, even if this may be the last time it qualifies. Easily the oldest announcement (if not the longest in development), "Will we see The Last Guardian this E3?" had become a well-known joke/podcast topic for more than few years. Well, you might finally get to see what (at least) seven years of development looks like this October, and hopefully it comes through better than Duke did.
Let It Die/Lily Bergamo
- Announced: April 2013 (as Lilly Bergamo)/E3 2014 (as Let It Die)
- Current Release Date: 2016
- Website: Yep.
- Current Status: "You'll hear more soon!' -Suda 51
Butt-rock live action trailers are always worth a smile, and Grasshopper Manufacture is always worth paying attention to, if just for the insanity of it all. Billed as a Free-to-Play PS4 game, this one has had a weird dev cycle, including a name change (even after revealing a now-discarded logo). For what it's worth, I think the second trailer has a bit more style and substance to it, even if it's also way more confusing. (Fighting monster people in a big mega city? Giant needles from nowhere? Wha?) They are still talking like this thing is on track for 2016, but as you'd usually have a day and month associated with that number by now, this one looks like it's going to slip to next year.
Phantom Dust
- Announced: E3 2014
- Current Release Date: 2017
- Website: Nope!
- Current Status:
Dead as a doornail. SHINOBI'S BACK, BABY! (sorta!)
This is a weird one, as it's hard to say if the actual game that was promised will materialize in any form. Let me explain; during E3 2014, they announced a Phantom Dust reboot, without really saying what that entails. Then, they killed it, or rather they parted ways with the developer while not canceling the game (whatever the hell that means) and hinted that we'd see Phantom Dust released in some form. Now, we see what that looks like; a re-release of the old game that's being updated, including to work with the modern Xbox Live. Does that count? Well, you're supposedly going to get something titled "Phantom Dust" on the Xbox One, so...sorta? Maybe? You decide.
Rime
- Announced: Gamescom 2013
- Current Release Date: 2017? TBA? Depends on who you ask.
- Website: Hopefully the game looks better, but here you go.
- Current Status: Minus one publisher.
Anyone else remember Rime? It kind of looks like Ico and The Witness had a baby. It also looks like we won't be seeing this one for a bit, as developer Tequila Works has decided to go it alone, possibly meaning a platform change (or at least the opportunity to appear on something other than a PS4). I'm no game developer, but I can't imagine a radical change in the developer/publisher relationship would act as an accelerant. Either way, it seems like the game isn't dead, which is nice.
Do you have an old announcement that you're still hanging on to? Still believe you'll get to play Tekken x Street Fighter one day? (I'm going with no.) What games would you put on missing posters all over the country?
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