Hey guys, you want to pull a really good prank on Giantbomb staff

Okay, here's the idea.   
 
The next article that goes up, no one post any comments.  Just keep it at zero comments the entire time!  It will be so funny!  The Giantbomb guys will be so surprised!  This is a great idea. 
 
Let's commit now!   
 
In fact, how about this.   
 
Wait until I post a comment going "where is everybody?", and THEN you go post!  This is such a great prank? 
 
Right?  

No. 

...

First of all, i fucking hate pranks. 
 Even if i didn't, there are legions of Giant Bomb lurkers who don't go near the forums, but only comment on new content.. so your words won't reach them 
 
 
People love commenting and racing for FIRST!!1!!!1! anyway, so it's a lost cause for you  
 
 
 
Edit: I just got it that you're simply asking to post first.... lulz

Yep. That's a real doozy.  
 
By the way, I got the First! quest a couple days ago, totally by accident. It will happen to you, too. 
  
Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling.

Uhh... right. Good luck with that kid.

Let me guess: You don't have First! yet.

Have fun man, you'll be the only one doing it

wish i could ban people... from existance, not forums

No one should have replied to this thread...

Funny stuff....  
 
*sigh*

Let me guess: You don't have First! yet.

I bet it would never ever ever happened.

@PhatSeeJay said:

Let me guess: You don't have First! yet.

People who care about quests should be banned from fucking life. I post first just to cheat those assholes out of their magical virtual numbers.

Kinda gives it away discussing it on their own forums. 

Pranks are hilarious!

Still, no.