"I can't tell if I'm a jeep or a bush!" - Brad Shoemaker 2016 & other Giant Bomb quotes

Hi there. After hearing that great line from Brad in UPF last night, I was wondering what your favourite Giant Bomb quotes are over the years? Maybe we could post some of our favourite snippets, if you remember them or have written them down in the past.

Maybe this could spur on some T-Shirt development etc. and just thought it may be a bit of fun!

"Max doesn't count though" Still my favorite....

@junkboy0: Brad is truly the most Vulgarr.

I don`t know if it`s my favorite, but Drew`s "I am dressed as a speedbump!" During their driving during Halloween discussion was great.

From the wake Bombcast held for Ryan:

Jeff: "Hot, legless dog!"

@junkboy0: Yep that's the right answer

"only you can rub one out to this photo YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE" -jeff as smokey the bear

@ripelivejam:
Ryan: "Oh god put out the fire."
Jeff: "You're startin' one over here."

As usual when these kind of threads start up, i'm sticking with my standard answer:

"HOOK MY MOUTH UP TO THAT DOG'S ASS!!" - Jeff

Brad- "I'll sacrifice my slot so you can keep going in this"

Vinny- "Never sacrifice your slot Brad... Brads fallen!"

Jeff- "Damn girl, you need Jesus!"

One of my favorite sequence of lines at Brads expense.

"What is going on with the framerate in this motherfucking video game!?" - Jeff, Sonic Boom QL

Still one of my all time favorites.

Vinny describing Mass effect 3,

"Guess who's coming to dinner? Reapers!"

"Max doesn't count" was pretty damn amazing.

And the bombcast where they talked about Peter Molyneux's balls for like a good five minutes.

Best of 2016:
"Spaghetti both of them, and circumcise her."

Some all-time favorites:
"And remember, Big Jeffrey always says, drop 'em."
"Let's watch a pro."
"They should put a warning on the box! Hey, not what you're looking for."