Want to make Dark Souls even harder?

I'm currently recovering from a spinal problem and trying to get back into shape. Every time I die in Dark Souls I have to do a set of push ups or a set of curls. Mu Ha Ha. Prepare to DIE!

I have jumper cables attached to ears and every time I die I get an electric shock.

That is a very poor way to get in shape. Try a diet and a solid routine.

@oatz said:

That is a very poor way to get in shape. Try a diet and a solid routine.

not the point.

@oatz said:

That is a very poor way to get in shape. Try a diet and a solid routine.

lol

@VinceNotVance said:

@oatz said:

That is a very poor way to get in shape. Try a diet and a solid routine.

lol

Play Russian Roulette with every death.

Step 1: Cut out glutten completely and reduce other starches (corn, potatoes, etc)

Step 2: ?????

Step 3: Profit

I lost 35 pounds this way without having to resort to overexercising, which is just going to fuck up your back even more.

Also: Tai Chi will really correct your spine more then you could possibly imagine.

No

@oatz said:

That is a very poor way to get in shape. Try a diet and a solid routine.

Agreed. Consult a nutritionist rather than your local Gamestop employee regarding healthy lifestyle choices.

You're all fucking buzz kills.

Every time I die I dont masturbate for a day, this makes it a lot harder.

@Moncole said:

Every time I die I dont masturbate for a day, this makes it a lot harder.

I bet it does.

@Rattle618 said:

@Moncole said:

Every time I die I dont masturbate for a day, this makes it a lot harder.

I bet it does.

Well done.

@LordXavierBritish said:

You're all fucking buzz kills.

@oatz I've consulted 6 different doctors and I think I'll be okay. Leave it to the Internet trolls to complain about a silly thread. @gringbot tai chi may be an option so far of all the procedures I've done a little old Chinese lady with her needles is the only thing that has worked to get me out of pain and able to exercise again. @Moncole that's awesome.