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My picks are Alex, Alexa and Drake. Let's do this!!

Edit: Shit, I forgot about Trin! TRIN IS A BEHEMOTH OF DESTRUCTION.

Jeff Gerstmann - Giant Bomb

Is this a typo? Or is Jeff playing this year instead of his client, Dr. Tracksuit.

That promo art is amazing, but where's Jeff?! He is Dr. Tracksuit's manager, after all.

Is this pertaining to the results of the whole shindig? Alex isn't in the royal rumble portion, he faces the winner of the rumble.

My favourite part of the promo poster is the sheen of sweat on Johnny V's forehead.

@jordan_mallory said:

My picks are Alex, Alexa and Drake. Let's do this!!

Your gifs. How the hell do you have so many!?

Unsure. It's how he was listed on the official site... A rose by any other name can still kick ass!

I think Zoe could use a win at this point...

Don't be fooled: Jeff Gerstmann is in charge of that operation. Dr. Tracksuit is just his pawn.


Also, I'm pretty sure it's Felix Kramer, not Maya Kramer.

Alex.

They put in a Karate Kid III clause where he does not have to be in the Rumble. He gets to sit back and picks off the winner in the title match.

Dave Lang was never officially eliminated from the last Rumble. I think he has a good chance of taking it this time he'll lose to Alex in the Championship match but he's my pick to win the rumble.

Who I WANT to win, or who I THINK will win? Because...who am I kidding, there's no overlap there.

NVO NVO NVO NVO NVO NVO LET THE CHAMP RAIN FROM NOW TO THE END OF TIME NVO NVO NVO NVO NVO. All the caps lock VGCW nonces aside has Alex used his disney park passes he won for the first royal rumble ?

It was close between Ryckert and Alex.

Dan has the fury of a thousand Suns when it comes to winning video games, but the analytic part of me can't let go that Alex only has to beat 1 person, who's going to be tired from slogging through the entire field to get to him.

Navarro takes it and ascends to true heel status.

Weirdly, everyone in the poster has that sheen on their forehead. I'm not sure what Humanity was going for there.

Also, I could use some labelling on the poster, just to clarify who is who for those who might not know. I figured everyone out except maybe the selfie girl at the bottom right.

edit: In addition, I figured Trites and Pope gave Humanity a list of entrants, but Jared is on the poster and he CLAIMS he won't be at PAX. I won't be shocked if he ends up as a surprise entrant as Number 30

I really want Lang to take the show (dropping Alex to take the W) because everyone needs some more super hype Lang.

Gotta go with my boy, Eric Baudour!

Pretty sure that's Tina Amini, her selfie game is fierce.

He's also got legit beef. He was never officially eliminated from the first event, due to hyjinx.

@fobwashed said:

@jordan_mallory said:

My picks are Alex, Alexa and Drake. Let's do this!!

Your gifs. How the hell do you have so many!?

I'll never tell!!!

Let's go Lang!!

Alex would've been my choice, but since he's the final boss I gotta give it to Dan. Jeff has the skills, but Dan's gonna take this far too seriously and win. Crotch chopping will ensue.

Then Alex beats him down. "That's how we DO it at the Bomb!"

Samantha Kalman all the way!

Young Dan Ryckert is a worthy contender, but my money says the Wolf wipes the floor.

#NORINGERS

#BANALEX

#TeamGreggy

I watched a video that said Zoe Quinn has rigged the Game Industry Rumble PAX 2014, and I believe it because it reinforces my preconceived notions about her much-rumored ability to kick ass and take names.

Zoe "The Quinnspiracy" Quinn will win the Rumble.

#TeamDepression

#BANALEX

For the record, I voted for Will Smith to win this. Will take an exacta box on Will Smith and Alex Navarro.. Also add a trifecta box on WIll Smith, Alex Navarro and Stepto.

Alex will win unless some backroom deals get made to take him down. It's to bad WrestleMania 2000 can't do something silly like allow a third player to interrupt the match at some point.

Yup, right when I posted I figured it out.

You think any of these pretenders can take down The Wolf? You think any of these chumps has a shot at The Wolf's title?

The Wolf cannot be taken down. The Wolf will not lose the title. The Wolf will show EVERYBODY what happens when you enter the ring to try to take what rightfully belongs to The Wolf.

Bring on Dr. Tracksuit. Bring on Big Breakfast. Bring on Dan "The Alligator" Ryckert. Bring on Kalman. The Wolf will send them all home empty handed.

The Wolf is waiting.

Electrical. Cords.

When did Greg Miller become Mark Millar's brother? Also I dunno there is so many people I am looking more at who will take out alot pf the crowd and not necessarily win? I think on top of wrestling love it goes Ryckert, Badour, and Navarro. Also I want Samit Sakar to win guy's main job is to review sports games.

I copy pasted the roster from the Rumble site. I'm totally passing the blame for that onto Aaron Trites because I'm a terrible person!

Alex Navarro obviously isn't in the Rumble at all but if you mean who is going home with the belt I'm going to go with Alex Navarro.

• He takes this shit SERIOUSLY
• He doesn't have to play the Rumble
• Afaik he gets to choose the main event match type

You've got my vote, @alex.

Only 6% for Samantha Kalman? FOOLS!

Also, Alex isn't in the Royal Rumble, the winner of the Rumble challenges him for the belt. Now, the question of who goes home with the belt, that's definitely Alex. But Samantha will win the Rumble for sure.

Weird, why isn't Dr TrackSuit in this poll!?

My thoughts exactly. And who the hell is this Geoff Geirstman anyways?

Tracksuit will be a late entry after Jeff takes himself out with a chair.

I hope there's anti-Alex collusion, otherwise I think it's him.

I voted for Zoe just because it makes dumb people mad probably.

Look, I'm going to win this. Obviously. I have nine years of comedy wrestling experience.

But you guys should recognize that Samantha Kalman came in second to Alex and is my only legit threat.

Dave Lang shits on y'all. Y'all is busters, straight up busters.

@patbaer: Yeah, but now that she doesn't have The Wolf to collude with this year, she's a wild card. Who knows where she'll end up?

Need I remind you what John T. Drake is capable of?

Big Show is backing Dr. Tracksuit so I'm voting for his manager. Dan will probably make up some excuse and not come again for the second time.

I voted for Maya/Felix Kramer cause they are the ultimate cutie warrior.

Ryckert. I..... just know it.

I'd love it to end up as a showdown between Alex and Dan.

I thought this time around Alex isn't in the rumble? He's to face off against whoever wins it. My money is on Ryckert to make it to the final against Alex, but Alex will win unless he takes a payoff behind the curtains.

No clue. I want there to be a massive upset, but not too massive. Like... I wanna see... I dunno, someone I can't think of now, but in retrospect would seem glaringly obvious.

John Drake is my man (also I highly doubt Zoe Quinn will be there due to the current shitstorm)