Witcher II Dildos?

So on the recent Giant Bomb Talk Radio, Dave mentions that users would spam that the Dildo page would need work if users could suggest things like this. So I went to the Dildo object page, and noticed that Witcher II is listed as a game with dildos? Can anyone confirm this? It seems pretty unlikely.

Triss needs something to do when Geralt is away.

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

@believer258 said:

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

San Andreas?

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

San Andreas?

The first two letters are right!

Anyway, I guess I haven't come across any games with dildos in them because I don't play many types of games that might have dildos in them.

God, this is going to come out wrong no matter how I type it. I don't play many realistic games.

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...fuck.

@believer258 said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

San Andreas?

The first two letters are right!

Oh, I see what you're getting at. Fragile Dreams, right?

Yeah, Google image search does indeed confirm that there are some medieval dildos on top of a night stand.

If you enjoyed the dildo page, may I direct you to the Pubic Hair wiki article?

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

San Andreas?

The first two letters are right!

Oh, I see what you're getting at. Fragile Dreams, right?

I said the firs... Oh. Yeah, I guess Fragile Dreams might have some glaringly obvious elephant dildos in it.

@believer258:

I never was good at Mastermind :(.

Ok, so in Act 1, on a table in the room next to the Sorceress', there are dildos on a table. This is the room where the elven hooker who is the ladyfriend of the madam stays. They may be mistaken for something else as they look more like wooden mushrooms, and are gigantic. This is what my first Giant Bomb comment was about.

Clicked on this expecting a link to witcher 2 themed dildos. Kind of glad that this is not the case.

@believer258 said:

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

San Andreas?

@MentalDisruption: Same here, I was expecting a Geralt face dildo in the same vein as the Obama ones (that I know about through no research of my own).

Face dildos are creepy because it's not like you can see the face while using it... can you?

@Video_Game_King said:

@believer258 said:

I... did not know there were any mainstream video games with dildos in them?

Well, except for the glaringly obvious elephant in the room. You know which game I'm talking about.

San Andreas?

Also Saints Row the Third

@Lunar_Aura said:

Face dildos are creepy because it's not like you can see the face while using it... can you?

Hold on hold on face dildos?

Yes , I can confirm that there are indeed wooden dildos in the Witcher II... I think the fact that the dildos are made out of wood is more shocking than their presence in the game to begin with... Seriously, WOODEN dildos.

@ComradeKhan said:

Yes , I can confirm that there are indeed wooden dildos in the Witcher II... I think the fact that the dildos are made out of wood is more shocking than their presence in the game to begin with... Seriously, WOODEN dildos.

nothing less than 150 grit sandpaper would be my guess..

Yes , I can confirm that there are indeed wooden dildos in the Witcher II... I think the fact that the dildos are made out of wood is more shocking than their presence in the game to begin with... Seriously, WOODEN dildos.

@Garris said:

@ComradeKhan said:

Yes , I can confirm that there are indeed wooden dildos in the Witcher II... I think the fact that the dildos are made out of wood is more shocking than their presence in the game to begin with... Seriously, WOODEN dildos.

nothing less than 150 grit sandpaper would be my guess..

I certainly hope so! Otherwise....damn.

And ''face dildos'' sounds like some kinky shit. (I know you mean ones with faces on them.)

I watched a doco once about medieval sex toys.

Glass > wood > rusty chainmail dildo

@ComradeKhan said:

Yes , I can confirm that there are indeed wooden dildos in the Witcher II... I think the fact that the dildos are made out of wood is more shocking than their presence in the game to begin with... Seriously, WOODEN dildos.

Those "mushrooms" in the dream with the big chicken... just me who thought they were wooden dildos?

@foggel said:

@ComradeKhan said:

Yes , I can confirm that there are indeed wooden dildos in the Witcher II... I think the fact that the dildos are made out of wood is more shocking than their presence in the game to begin with... Seriously, WOODEN dildos.

Those "mushrooms" in the dream with the big chicken... just me who thought they were wooden dildos?

So when the Visionary asked you to tell him what you saw you told him "I was in a forest surrounded by giant dildos... and there was a chicken"