#1 Posted by Demoskinos (14834 posts) -

Post your end-game psych report evaluation. You can find it on your social club feed under missions. I thought this was a interesting way to show your results at the end. Wondering how varying the reports will be from person to person so share yours here~!

#2 Posted by jimmyfenix (3855 posts) -

YUP

#3 Edited by Darji (5294 posts) -

Some stuff is really spot on XD

#4 Posted by Demoskinos (14834 posts) -

Haha some of these are making me crack up.

#5 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4750 posts) -

#6 Posted by BIGJEFFREY (5050 posts) -

Have you visited the shrink post game? Do it

#7 Posted by OtakuGamer (1237 posts) -

Hmm... not sure about this one.

#8 Posted by awesomeusername (4185 posts) -

what

#9 Edited by Demoskinos (14834 posts) -

@bigjeffrey: I don't know that I can... I murdered him.

#10 Posted by Legend (2659 posts) -

Here is mine:

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1306/2550959-report.jpg

#11 Posted by vorpalparasite (290 posts) -

That Yoga one is bullshit, I didn't do any optional Yoga because my right stick is slightly fucked so even when holding it steady the game would think it moved a bit causing me to fail.

#12 Posted by Krullban (1036 posts) -

I think I did bad.

What determines all this?

#13 Edited by Green_Incarnate (1788 posts) -

I can't remember if I ever tried to kill Dr. Friedlander. Should have.

#14 Posted by Shirogane (3574 posts) -

Hrm...

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

I sincerely hope someone arrests this maniac very soon.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

At times can really embrace his hypocrisy.

Not very generous.

Bizarre moralizer at times - which makes me laugh.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Wants to be good family member.

Falls for get rich quick schemes and other easy way outs.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Sticks to tried and tested.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Friendly, in a way.

A.D.D.?

Wow - the worst I've come across.

#15 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3052 posts) -

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Tries to do the right thing - poor judgment as to what that is.

Terrifying egomaniac.

Not very generous.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Treats women respectfully - when not killing them or their husbands.

Cares about family, despite their obvious problems.

Enjoys speculation.

Vindictive bully.

At least keeps the car stealing to minimum.

Yogi? No. not so much. Happier with lunacy.

Lazy.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Not obsessive about some things.

Don’t know if they need help, but I know I do!

#16 Edited by Flappy (2250 posts) -

Franklin needed some lovin' so I made sure to get him some girls.

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From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Deranged. Seriously deranged.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Perpetual adolescent.

Irresponsible with money and with rest of life.

Sexually confused.

Feels need to buy sex - probably for obvious reason - is required to buy it.

Will probably get left by family.

Greedy, prone to gambling - likely cause of addiction - remember to sell book.

Easily offended to point of extreme rage.

Compulsive and repeat thief.

Tried yoga - stuck to mayhem. Great.

Not really into physical fitness.

Seems to meet a lot of very strange people.

Distracted.

I am very confused. Don't think I am the only one.

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#17 Posted by Demoskinos (14834 posts) -

@flappy: Someone spent some dollas making it rain $6 at a time in the strip club.

#18 Posted by Flappy (2250 posts) -

@flappy: Someone spent some dollas making it rain $6 at a time in the strip club.

I ain't gonna let no Doctor/Lawyer/whatever outshine me. Drinks were had and strippers were paid.

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#19 Posted by SgtSphynx (1389 posts) -

#20 Posted by Nubikal (107 posts) -

#21 Edited by Capum15 (4901 posts) -

...I don't understand what most of this means.

Deranged, sure. Fence sitter? Raging Ego?

I bought a shit load of guns and mods, and while I only modded a few cars - those fuckers cost a lot. So I guess that covers the money thing.

Superior...maybe because I'd return the money from people who got robbed? Sexually judgmental how? Never went to the strip clubs unless a mission called for it, nor did I ever hire a prostitute (maybe that's why?). Very loyal to the family, because we should all be crazy... together.

Random Speculation?

The random / futile outbursts of violence is kinda true, but in every case they started it first. Wanted levels for no reason, so of course I was going to run up to the police car and fire an RPG into it. Property rights...? Like, not going to other characters houses? Returning stolen things? Clearing the impound lot every chance I could?

Fuck yoga.

No exercise? I got to full stamina with Michael and Franklin. Maybe it's for side stuff? And yeah, I made a lot of friends, some good crew guys.

Boring tasks might be because I didn't really do many of the Strangers and Freaks missions, was going to start them after the end.

I want to know what they mean!

#22 Posted by GamingMichael (106 posts) -

#23 Posted by Vanick (332 posts) -

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Falls for easy charm over sensible behavior.

Desperate for material possessions.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Sexually needy, heartless - uses and discards women - wonders why cannot form real relationships!

Decent member of family - unfortunately, family is awful!

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Vindictive in the extreme.

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Practices yoga, alongside all the mayhem, of course.

Lazy.

Friendly, but terrifying.

Possible A.D.D.?

Dr Freud, Professor Jung. I beg you, help me!

#24 Edited by Dimsey (954 posts) -

So uh, yeah. Here's mine. I guess.

#25 Edited by Village_Guy (2579 posts) -

#26 Posted by MSX2 (38 posts) -

I get the feeling I will be seeing this one a lot.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

In thrall to own baser desires.

Tries to fill void with things.

Voyeuristic.

Uses women heartlessly - then again, no sane woman would want to know!

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Will end up very rich or entirely bankrupt. Cannot decide which.

Frighteningly myopic about suffering (of others).

Seems to prefer well considered crimes - in some instances.

Not into yoga, it seems.

Lazy.

Friendly, in a way.

Not able to really finish things they start.

Don’t know if they need help, but I know I do!

#27 Posted by MaFoLu (1858 posts) -

Some of this may be correct...

#28 Posted by Embryonic (145 posts) -

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#29 Posted by MetalBaofu (1383 posts) -

Just finished the story, came on here and saw this thread, so here ya go:

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

So needy and vain.

Classic fence sitter!

Keeps truly terrible company.

Loves showing off with money.

Conflates sex with money.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Ignores family life.

Investor type - which is odd given risk taking as unlikely to make old bones.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

At least has cut down on robbing of cars.

Attempts at spirituality not successful. Unlike crime career.

Lazy.

Friendly, but terrifying.

A.D.D.?

What a bizarre assortment of problems.

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#30 Posted by Hunter5024 (5683 posts) -

I wonder what the Ego and Big Shot comments are about. Maybe it's because I bought a lot of clothing. So what if I like to play virtual dress up Dr. Friedlander, what's wrong with that! I wonder why you guys all got comments about your sexuality and I didn't.

Don't know exactly what to make of this one.

Cannot make up mind - seemingly about anything.

Very large ego.

Insecure hoarder.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Wants to a moralizer, despite flaws.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Keen to be part of American dream, which is odd.

Incapable of valuing suffering of others.

Seems to be full blown kleptomaniac.

Devoted yogi? Bizarre!

Physically unambitious.

Likes new people - or kills them.

Not obsessive about some things.

A real mess.

#31 Edited by CollegeGuyMike (389 posts) -

I never did any strip club stuff with any of the characters, so..

#32 Posted by Bawanga (2 posts) -

Here is mine

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander

Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Confusing - so many issues.

Definitely incapable of making a real decision.

Self justifying fool.

Desperate for material possessions.

Loves to act like a big shot.

Impressive array of sexual excesses - very desperate.

Spends time with family - and manages not to kill them - maybe a possible sign of progress?

Chancer.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

One person crime wave - who talks proudly of this country!

Yoga? No. Murder? Yes!

Physically unambitious.

Seems to like strange people.

Likes to get things done - which is frightening!

In my professional opinion, this one is a fucking nut job.

#33 Posted by darkvare (766 posts) -

A bit of a tragic case - riddled with contradictory issues.

Compromise is the language of the devil - and this fool loves compromise.

Really has no sense of right or wrong.

Will probably refuse to pay bill.

Very into showing off.

Feels need to buy sex - probably for obvious reason - is required to buy it.

Loyal to crazy family, which I suppose is a start.

Not exactly an investor.

I wish I knew what meds to offer them - arsenic?

Probably not a full blown kleptomaniac.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Over exercise not a vice! At least there's one...

Friendly, in a way.

Not bothered with tasks they deem 'boring'.

A real mess.

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#34 Edited by Grilledcheez (3947 posts) -

#35 Posted by Seppli (10251 posts) -

Psychiatric Report

From the office of Dr Isiah Friedlander
Client Notes - Highly Confidential

Bit of a confusing case - not really sure where to begin.

Occasionally makes complex choices.

Riddled with ambition.

Classic consumer, trying to fill spiritual void with material possessions - should try to sell them a lot of my books, CDS etc.

Thinks of self as above certain temptations.

Sexual risk taker - advise them to get tested - probably got a lot of dodgy diseases.

Wants to be good family member.

Enjoys speculation.

Prone to random and futile outbursts of violence.

Repeat offender.

Well, the yoga was not popular. Unlike the murder.

Definitely not a fitness freak - just a freak.

Friendly, in a way.

Not obsessive about some things.

Nut job!

P.S. How did you guys post the actual report?

#36 Edited by SgtSphynx (1389 posts) -

@seppli said:

P.S. How did you guys post the actual report?

Go here.

It will put you on the missions stats for your profile, and the very last thing in there is the Psych Report

#37 Edited by Thwip (28 posts) -

So needy and vain.

Good at compromise. Not so good at willpower.

Fixated with youth.

Loves showing off with money.

Prone to being judgmental about some weaknesses but not own.

Sexually repressed, which is a good thing.

Very dependent on family for self-worth, which is odd.

Very into random speculation.

Needlessly vindictive.

Repeat offender.

Practices yoga, alongside all the mayhem, of course.

Avoids strenuous exercise.

Like strangers.

Finds finishing jobs challenging.

What a bizarre assortment of problems.

#38 Posted by Seppli (10251 posts) -

@seppli said:

P.S. How did you guys post the actual report?

Go here.

It will put you on the missions stats for your profile, and the very last thing in there is the Psych Report

I know that, it just doesn't show up as an image I can copy in firefox.

#39 Posted by MEATBALL (3241 posts) -

@seppli said:
@sgtsphynx said:

@seppli said:

P.S. How did you guys post the actual report?

Go here.

It will put you on the missions stats for your profile, and the very last thing in there is the Psych Report

I know that, it just doesn't show up as an image I can copy in firefox.

Yeah, those are screenshots, the Psych Report is actually in text form.

#40 Posted by weegieanawrench (1939 posts) -

Here's mine. Can confirm devotion to yoga fueled murderous rage.

#41 Edited by RubberBabyBuggyBumpers (716 posts) -