Dimsey
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Nov. 25, 2009
  • Appointment tomorrow. Least if I can arrange a lift down there. So far no luck. Blaaah.
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Nov. 24, 2009
  • It's Pizza time!
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  • Check this video out -- The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
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  • played Fight Night Round 4 (360) in the last 24 hours. http://raptr.com/Dimsey
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  • A Solid Sequel:   ProsVery good looking game.More interesting side quests and other assorted diversions than the first game.Solid game play.Good at handing out achivement points, if that's your kind of thing.  ConsSide quests are arguably more fun than the main storyline.Game sometimes misinterprets which direction you intended on jumping. That's bad.Iffy looking facial animation. Assassins Creed 2 is a very good sequel.It takes the foundations of the first game and builds upon them ...
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Nov. 23, 2009
  • Dimsey edited their list What I'm playing now and added 2 new items.
    Well it's what I'm playing now. I"ll put the games I'm currently playing in this list, as well as my current thoughts on them which I update from time to time.
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  • Dimsey unlocked 6 achievements in Assassin's Creed II
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  • played Assassin's Creed II (360), Fight Night Round 4 (360), and 1 other game in the last 24 hours. http://raptr.com/Dimsey
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Nov. 22, 2009
  • Day went away fast. Argh.
    2 days, 13 hours ago via Twitter
  • played Assassin's Creed II (360) and Contra (XBLA) in the last 24 hours. http://raptr.com/Dimsey
    2 days, 20 hours ago via Twitter
  • Dimsey unlocked 10 achievements in Assassin's Creed II
    3 days, 2 hours ago
  • Remembered why I usually watch movies by myself. They've taken over an hour and a half and they haven't picked one yet. Fuck.
    3 days, 7 hours ago via Twitter
  • Finished Assassins Creed 2. Great stuff.
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Nov. 21, 2009
Nov. 20, 2009
  • Dimsey unlocked 2 achievements in Assassin's Creed II
    4 days, 17 hours ago
  • Day was good. Should sleep though. Heads getting heavy.
    5 days, 6 hours ago via Twitter
Nov. 19, 2009
Added by Dimsey on Nov. 18, 2009

I generally save my incoherent rambling for my own, personal blog where no one will read it and call me out on shit, because I'm not good at making an argument - but I feel strongly enough on this topic to cross post here for a change regardless of whether I'm actually making any sense and the fact I'm beating a dead horse by now, but here goes anyway.
 
So the OFLC has released a list of things in Left 4 Dead 2 that make it ban worthy.
This list includes...

• in the early stages, a body on the ground was shot at repeatedly, a body disintegrated leaving a head on the ground with copious amounts of blood

• a fire left a visibly charred body

• a body was lying face down on a bathroom floor with a trail of blood--screaming and moaning accentuated the impact

• copious blood including repeated instances of blood splatter on camera lens

• in a store with buses and trucks, blood splatters, a body on the ground having been dragged leaving a trail of blood

• a person hanging by fingertips from a beam with fingers being stamped on, another person with arm shot off

• swords used to behead and dismember with blood everywhere

• in a swamp, with an aircraft crashed, persons being attacked, as they run towards camera some are shot with blood everywhere and fleeting glimpses of stomach entrails spilling out

• a group between several buses shot at, copious blood including on camera lens, and several heads blown off

• chainsaws used on attackers, heads cut off and lots of blood

• exclamations and coarse language from time to time accentuating the impact of acts of violence.

So in short, theres NOTHING in that list that HASN'T been in a video game before - video games that have made it through intact I might add.
Video games I probably have on my shelf.

Swords used to behead and dismember, blood everywhere? Ninja Gaiden 2.
Chainsaws used on attackers, heads cut off and lots of blood? Gears of War 1 & 2.
Foul language? In almost every game, but GTA IV would be the best example of that I think.

Heck some of these things would've been in the first Left 4 Dead, which made it in okay.

Notice how they list the blood on the camera lens thing twice, makes it look like they were struggling to come up with reasons in my book.

There are times where even if I don't agree with it, I can see the reasoning behind a banning.
Manhunt 2 for instance never made it. I would've liked to have played it. Violence doesn't offend me personally, but it's violent enough that I can see why it never came out here.

The banning of Left 4 Dead 2 and the censoring that followed however is completely unjustified.
I hate to be a broken record, but again there is nothing in Left 4 Dead 2 that hasn't been done elsewhere. 
WORSE has been done elsewhere and has made it in unscathed. There is not a single good reason on that list.

Honestly I think they need to reevaluate Left 4 dead 2.
I think if they did and perhaps did some comparisons to games they've already let in, they'd see that it's no more violent then anything we can already get a hold of - and the games we can already get a hold of haven't caused anyone any harm and neither would Left 4 Dead 2.  
 
I would like to purchase Left 4 Dead 2. I'm sure it's a great game and I'd like to support Valve so that I can have more great games.
But when your 'censored' version of a game looks like this...
 
 
 
Well I don't think you can blame me for passing.
A Zombie game with the tiniest of blood splatters, no dismemberment and no corpse piles is no Zombie game at all.
Related to: Left 4 Dead 2


Added by Dimsey on Nov. 9, 2009

Probably Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince.
Not that the game is terrible, exactly. There were bits of it I didn't mind.
Just the game isn't THAT much longer then the movie it's based on, which is kind of sad.


Added by Dimsey on Oct. 12, 2009

Uncharted.
Brutal Legend.
Borderlands.
Dragon Age: Origins.
New Super Mario Bros Wii .
Tekken 6 .
 
Those are my gauranteed purchases. 
I've got the first three titles (And Tekken) preordered and I'll probably have the others ordered before long also.
 
MAYBE Modern Warfare 2. Not entirely sold on it. Enjoyed the first Modern Warfare well enough.
Perhaps not enough to want to pick up it's sequel at launch. I'll probably get it at some stage, though.
 
MAYBE The Saboteur. That's an 09 release right? 
I'm thinking of waiting for reviews on this one.
It looks pretty alright, but it seems like the kind of game that despite looking neat and having an interesting premise well - seems like the kind of game that could fall flat regardless.
Fingers crossed, though.


Added by Dimsey on July 8, 2009

Can't say I care too much about MOBILE PHONE games.
I don't even own a MOBILE PHONE, nor do I plan to buy a MOBILE PHONE.
PHONE.


Added by Dimsey on Feb. 18, 2009

More characters is always good, but I likely wouldn't play with them.
Kens about the only character I'm competant with, well him and his HADOUKEN-ing ilk.



Dimsey's Reviews
A Solid Sequel (X360)
  ProsVery good looking game.More interesting side quests and other assorted diversions than the first game.Solid game play.Good at handing out achivement points, if that's your kind of thing.  ConsSide quests are arguably more fun than the main storyline.Game sometimes misinterprets which direction you intended on jumping. That's bad.Iffy looking ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on Nov. 24, 2009
Uncharted 2 is something you should probably play. (PS3)
 ProsAlmost all the characters are interesting in someway or another.Shooting feels solid and bad guys don't take a bazillion bullets to go down this time.Improved melee combatThough almost always optional, stealth is actually useful and enjoyable to make use of.Simple, unobtrusive puzzles.Good platforming.Awesome action sequences.Fun and varied multi player modes.Aurally ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on Oct. 16, 2009
Great game, Best Batman game and Best Superhero game in general. (X360)
  ProsCombat mechanics are simple, but fun and flows well. It's entertaining to watch.Great in terms of both visuals and sound, it makes for a great atmosphere. Includes voice acting. Pretty good all round.Not too much combat. Beating stuff up is fun but Batman is meant to be an awesome ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on Sept. 4, 2009
Not terrible, but unforgivably short. Decent rental. (X360)
ProsThe games environments, Hogwarts specifically looks great.Theres a decent enough variety of stuff to do.The games generous with achievements.ConsBut the game is over before you know it.The character models for the most part look alright, save their cold dead eyes.. Also Draco's head looks like it was whacked in with ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on July 3, 2009
inFamous is SHOCKINGLY great. Ha. Get it? I'm hilarious. (PS3)
ProsCombat is exciting, both to look at and participate in.Assassins Creedesque climbing abilities make getting around the city a lot of fun.Well told story, one that you'll want to play through at least twice so you can see both sides of it.Collectibles show up on your mini map, so getting ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on June 10, 2009
Took a while to get into, but after a while it grew on me. (PS3)
Pros * The swing mechanics take some getting used too, but after a bit of practice you'll be flying through the air with the greatest of ease. It's more skill based then the swing mechanics out of say Spiderman. * Chucking cars at dudes is fun. * Great visual and ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on May 26, 2009
UFC Undisputably kicks a large amount of butt. (X360)
ProsFights take a certain level of tactics to win. Button mashing will only get you so far if you're not great at the ground game and knowing where you need to be to do this or how to keep your foe from doing that.Huge roster.Decent visuals.ConsSingle player is a bit ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on May 26, 2009
Nostalgia can't save this stripped down wrestling title. (X360)
Pros * Video content before the matches is interesting to watch and probably holds a good deal of nostalgia value for you folk who know your classic wrestling. * The ability to import the Smackdown vs Raw 09 roster is neat.Cons * It's simplified, but I think the folk playing ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on May 13, 2009
Wanted is a great game really let down by it's short length. (X360)
ProsBullet curving mechanic is well implemented and not some easy mode instant kill button.Pretty decent visuals.Solid gunplay and cover system.ConsI finished the game in just over four hours. So it's terribly short.Team Quotes as unlockables. Who cares? Not me.I'm not familiar with the comics and the only things I remember ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on May 12, 2009
Pretty much how a Wolverine game should play. (X360)
Pros * The game takes full advantage of what makes Wolverine who he is in terms of his abilities. Whether that's the healing feature which actually shows the bullet holes in his body and him actually regenerating missing... Features. Or him using his claws as if they were actually claws ...
Reviewed by Dimsey on May 2, 2009

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Don't be fooled. I AM the Latino Ryan Davis. RT @Vito_Raliffe I saw a Latino Ryan Davis on my way to Jack in the Box. Same facial hair, too.
Jeff 3 hours, 36 minutes ago
Simultaneously have Skid Row's "18 And Life" and Warren G's "Do You See" stuck in my head. Today's bound to be interesting.
Kush 4 hours, 15 minutes ago
Thanks to the big ass d/l and slow speeds of d/ling crap off of PSN; I will not be able to play the GoW3 demo before the show. Thanks MAG.
Vinny 4 hours, 31 minutes ago
Ding. Ding. RT: Cleared the first level in Demons' Souls. Oh man, I might get addicted. That was pretty satisfying. (via @enemykite)
Brad 8 hours, 40 minutes ago
What the hell time is it? Who cares, let's do this. http://twitpic.com/qv5v6
Rowr 1 week, 6 days ago
Modern Warfare 2 is the Tranformers 2 of video games for better or worse.
GoranP 2 weeks, 1 day ago
Happy Modern Warfare Twosday to everyone.
Leewow 6 months ago
Leewow is listening to the bombcast since xbox live wont connect and apparently im not the only one whos getting disconnected