I posted a short summation of my issues with the Kingdom Hearts series earlier this week and in that post I argued that I don’t like the way that the original Square-meets-Disney conceit has been sidelined in many of the games for Square’s original KH storyline (which I don’t particularly like). Now saying what I don’t like about the series doesn’t necessarily give an idea of what I actually want the series to be. So instead of tearing down the direction Square chose, let me offer a few design ideas that epitomize the kind of crossover focused game I originally imagined when I first heard of Kingdom Hearts. This list is not in any particular order of desirability or love.
1. Add Gau to Tarzan World- In Olympus in KH1 and 2 Square demonstrated that they were willing to blend FF characters with Disney worlds in places where the two IPs made sense together. I propose we make extensive use of that conceit to allow Gau, the Tarzan-like character from FFVI, to meet the actual Tarzan. Gau and Tarzan are very similar characters, so they may seem redundant. However, some of their key differences could be played up to interesting effect, like Tarzan being raised by apes, while Gau wasn’t raised by anyone at all. Tarzan was lost by his parents in the jungle, while Gau was cast out by his father. Who knows if they would get along or if they would see each other as threats since each character barely knows how to interact with humans? This would be a good opportunity to expand Gau’s characterization, since he is one of the least developed of FFVI’s characters.
2. Add Vivi to Halloween Town- Here is another logical crossover in terms of aesthetic; Vivi, a black mage from FFIX, looks like a natural fit for Halloween Town, so he would not stick out in that world. Furthermore, Vivi’s central struggles in FFIX center on not knowing where he belongs in the world. In contrast, Jack Skellington is the living embodiment of his world, yet he isn’t satisfied with Halloween Town. You could get a lot of interesting discussions going between Jack and Vivi seeing as one of them is rejecting what the other so desperately wants. Also Vivi could bring along Quina and Freya for added fun. Quina would be really fun to hear talking to people and he/she would fit right in.
3. Add Faris to Mulan World- Ferris from FFV is one of the characters from the Final Fantasy series who could most relate to Mulan’s situation, as they both have assumed male identities to fit into a male dominated world. Mulan assumed a male identity in order to fight for her country, while Faris assumed a male identity in order to command a group of pirates. In the case of the former, a male identity was a means to assume a familial responsibility that her gender prevented her from assuming. In the later’s case, a male identity was a means to escape a royal burden. Both deal with gender issues, but in very different ways.
4. Add Sephiroth and Kefka to the Disney Villian table- In KH1 there are several cut scenes where shadowy Disney villains sit around a table and discuss how they are going to deal with Sora and his buddies and how they will take over their worlds. This shadowy meeting is full of the requisite Disney villainy and general scheming, but the Disney villains are all relatively tame compared to the people from the FF stable. Imagine Oogie Boogie trying to hold a conversation with Sephiroth-- Oogie: “With all of these here heartless I can take over Halloween Town!” Sephiroth: “With the help of the heartless I will be able to destroy Earth, harvest its life force, and become an interstellar-planet-destroying-god. I will set fire to countless worlds like my mother Jenova.” Oogie: “Ok guys I know we are supposed to be a team and all, but can we vote this guy out or something? I don’t feel safe with him. ” -- Not to mention Kefka and his insanity. The Disney villains have grand ambitions, but many of the FF villains just want destruction and chaos in a way that I think would be funny to contrast.
5. Add Pocahontas to Avalanche in FF7 World- In the world of KH almost all of the FF characters have been compressed into a single point of origin: Hollow Bastion. This removes all of the intricate back stories, settings, and motivations that come with those worlds. I think this is a huge mistake (especially since Sora would fit in the melodrama of an FF world about as well as he fits with the goofiness of a Disney world). So why don’t we take the most environmentally conscious Disney character and add her to everyone’s favorite eco-terrorist organization. Pocahontas could protest Barret’s flippant disregard for human life and Barret could hate her love of willow trees and raccoons. Ok, maybe this one is a little bit silly, but I think the room should be available to displace Disney characters into FF stuff since it has worked in the other direction (I think Donald’s nephews at least prove this is possible since they exist in Hollow Bastion and Traverse Town).
These are just a few of the crossovers that I would love to see in the Kingdom Hearts series. Notice that none of these crossovers rely on the traditional “wouldn’t it be cool if these dudes fought” tropes, nor any “hey remember that guy” sequences. If you handle crossovers with care and use characters appropriately you can make the melding of universes a venue for new character development and interaction, rather than a pure nostalgia based, fan service filled, cash grab. I know that it is probably too late for Square to rewind time an refocus the KH series on the Disney-meets-Square stuff, but man I would love for this series to have a do-over. Do you have any crossovers that you would love to see in the KH universe?
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