A fight to the death

Who would win in a fight to the death  a penguin or  a panda?  

a zebra

The penguins have Morgan Freeman constantly watching over them and explaining to us what they're doing.

Penguin kills bicycling panda with a roadside bomb.

This is way too vague... where are they fighting?

Panda.

An irate panda would rip any number of penguins to shreds.

@Novai: Alright, now where are they fighting? The sea? A vulcano? Space?

@Neferon said:

A vulcano?

Is this where Vulcans come from?

Anyways, penguins. They wear suits, I'm sure they have suppressed 9s in their waistband.

@xobballox said:

@Neferon said:

A vulcano?

Is this were Vulcans come from?

Yes!

Now as for the winner, it would clearly be the penguin. He can easily dragon punch the panda off of Mount Olympus.

Have you played Cargo: The Quest for Gravity? Penguins all the way.

@MooseyMcMan said:

Have you played Cargo: The Quest for Gravity? Penguins all the way.

agreed those fuckers are stone cold killers

I don't know, but one will be black and white and red all over. Wocka wocka wocka!

@MooseyMcMan said:

Have you played Cargo: The Quest for Gravity? Penguins all the way.

agreed those fuckers are stone cold killers

If I've learned anything from Madagascar, it's that penguins are devious motherfuckers

Penguins wear suits, and who are the slyest motherfuckers on the planet that everybody hates? Suits, that's who. Seriously, mocking bastards. Penguins must die.

@deathstriker666 said:

This settles it. The fine folks at Aardman are never wrong.

Panda, he's a beast in Tekken!

Prep or no prep? anyways Wolverine wins , also this thread is in the wrong forum it should be in the RPG forum everybody knows that.

Bitch, I have a lightsaber and the force, what do you think!?

Penguins