After watching Alone in the Dark the movie.....

...so I decided to rent Alone in the Dark in at my local Blockbuster...
I know what you're asking, What the fuck is wrong with you?!
 
I made a list of excuses why I rented it:

1. I was bored
2. I am a Masochist.
3. I have never seen an Uwe Boll movie
4. I am a Masochist.
5. I hadn't seen a video game movie in a long time.
6. I am a Masochist.
   

...so I decided to rent Alone in the Dark in at my local Blockbuster...
I know what you're asking, What the fuck is wrong with you?!
 
I made a list of excuses why I rented it:

1. I was bored
2. I am a Masochist.
3. I have never seen an Uwe Boll movie
4. I am a Masochist.
5. I hadn't seen a video game movie in a long time.
6. I am a Masochist.
   

I'm so sorry... Your life has been forever ruined. 

I appreciate the sympathy but I think Ryan Davis deserves the most sympathy period. That man has balls of steel for watching so many of those dreadful movies.
 
I just enjoy inflicting mental pain on myself. I might do it again as well, but it may not be for awhile.

Alone in the Dark is easily one of the worst if not the absolute worst movies I have ever seen in my life.  The complete lack of anything resembling good film-making was enough to give me a headache.  Then I watched it again with the director's commentary turned on and was blown away by Boll's complete and utter disregard for reality.

" @Wildfire570: I think Vinny has the biggest balls of steel for having to edit all the TANG's. He ends up basically watching the movies in pieces over and over. "

Hell, I bought a copy for $5 and have watched it more than once. Some of my favourite bits:
 
*SPOILERS Y'ALL*
 
When one of the crew is dead on the ground, and after the obligatory lamenting they all move off. Just before the shot cuts, however, you can see the supposedly dead person start to lift their head off the ground! You have to be quick to see it, but it's definitely there.
 
During the firefight in the apartment, there's a bullet that apparently misses wildly but the creature still falls as if shot in the head.
 
Oh, and during the same fight (if I remember rightly) someone gets impaled, with whatever skewers them coming out the other side. The actor falls to the ground, but the front piece of the long, thin implement comes away from their body... although the back piece keeps sticking out. Sure, it can be argued that it snapped off inside them, but it just looks shabby.

Maybe the movie would actually be good if Uwe Boll would get Ryan to do a commentary track for the movie.  I'd sit through that.

Because everyone is saying this movie is so bad i kind of want to watch it to see for myself...................

Although it is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen... I still don't think it deserves a score as low as 1% (as seen on RottenTomatoes).

" Because everyone is saying this movie is so bad i kind of want to watch it to see for myself................... "