...so I decided to rent Alone in the Dark in at my local Blockbuster...
I know what you're asking, What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I made a list of excuses why I rented it:
- I was bored
- I am a Masochist.
- I have never seen an Uwe Boll movie
- I am a Masochist.
- I hadn't seen a video game movie in a long time.
- I am a Masochist.
After watching the 96 minutes of that movie...well...it was the worst movie I have ever seen in my life...PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just shocked...shocked that I have decided to endure watching this piece of shit movie. I honestly thought that Transformers 2 was the worst movie I have seen in a long time but Alone in the Dark beats it by a landslide.
Its one thing to watch an episode of TANG about Alone in the Dark but watching the actual movie is a completely different animal.
Let me put it this way; My expectations for that movie was literally nonexistent. That movie completely annihilated my nonexistent expectations! This movie is going to haunt me for a very VERY long time...
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