http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/in-drug-induced-stupor,-man-admits-to-shooting-at-invisible-clowns
No need to worry about those pesky invisible clowns anymore!
So to be serious about this, what kind of idiot keeps a loaded shotgun and extra ammo around themselves when taking a hallucinogen? Sometimes humanity never ceases to amaze me in the way that it can make me speechless and at the same time so angry that I share being a human with these types of people. If you do drugs or drink alcohol good for you, if it makes you happy keep doing it, but for the love of god please make sure you don't have a gun or drive while you do it. All you're accomplishing by doing that is proving the people who say it should all be illegal look like geniuses.
My favorite part of this story is how the clowns killed his mom during the whole shootout between him and chuckles army, yet she was never actually harmed. I'd like to think that if he had even half the brain power of normal people he would've noticed and we could have killed more of those insane, evil, invisible clowns before they obviously murdered his mother in cold blood and escaped a police barricade.
But it's all OK in the end since the man was just high and his mom never got shot, actually, his mom and her boyfriend had to run away from him and escape while he was shooting at them. Luckily nobody was harmed and he was captured. The man was captured by the police after he walked outside a second time and fell down because his obvious lack of intelligence affects his ability to walk correctly.
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