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Nov. 6, 2009
  • Claude commented on Sweep's topic Sacrifice
    If quit all my vices, I would have a PS3 and a HDTV by now. Good luck Sweep, hat's off to you.
    19 hours, 41 minutes ago
  • My wife is a Licensed Professional Counselor, she has a MA in counseling. But get this, when I first met her in '88, she was an Accountant. She became a CPA in '89 and then got a calling to work in human services. Thus, a new life was being made, back to college and then graduate school.  I supported her decision through this change. If you decide to go with ...
    20 hours, 1 minute ago
  • is playing games.
    1 day, 2 hours ago
  • @Red12b said: " @Kazona said: " YEA! Screw consoles! PCs are the l33t!  ....Wait.. that's not what you're saying is it?  Umm... Umm... Look! A bird! "Is it a flying bird? "No, it's just MB.
    1 day, 8 hours ago
  • He seems to be conducting, smartly, not quite yet satisfied. I find it strikingly beautiful.
    1 day, 8 hours ago
  • I think Dragon Origins will play on my PC. I don't know how, but I can feel it. Hold me!!!
    1 day, 14 hours ago
  • Okay 1, but the Wii version of MW... 6.
    1 day, 14 hours ago
  • Money, money, money... Where's the money for the mental health of our heroes?  Banks are bailed out, car makers are bailed out...  serving or ex military... good luck.  Where's the money, where's the money?... no joke. We are killing ourselves, don't say buck up big boy, because I say fuck you. Where's the help... the mental health therapist help?  EDIT  It seems he was an Army psychiatrist trained to help ...
    1 day, 15 hours ago
  • Of course it does, it plays a serious role in my life... a serious hobby of mine. Coalition, well, that's subjective, much like all of life. To join means nothing, to join means you choose your game of choice,  you win nothing, you lose nothing, you just play the games on the platform in which you wish to play, that's the key, love it  and move on. It's not the ...
    1 day, 15 hours ago
Nov. 5, 2009
  • @Kyle said: " @HandsomeDead said: " @Claude said: " @MB said: " This blog has been cleaned...the forums are on fire tonight "Well, it seems they have been microwaved. " " "Oh hell, let's go with it.    
    1 day, 15 hours ago
  • @TheGremp said: " So, Wikipedia labels consoles by their generation.  Why do you care that they care about when the console was released?  This just smells of over-dramatic revolution for no real reason...  I feel like I'm reading Animal Farm. "Animal Farm is cool, but I'm talking video games. George Orwell died in 1950, sorry, he missed the bus. The short bus.
    1 day, 15 hours ago
  • I liked this... yeah, pretty much a lot.
    1 day, 16 hours ago
  • Claude commented on Ryan's editorial review Rabbids Go Home
    I'm looking at some holiday fun with this game. Joy.
    1 day, 16 hours ago
  • @RaikohBlade said: " This sounds like a secret Communist organization plotting to sabotage America's game industry. Don't be fooled children, resist the Red influence. "Red is not dead, it feeds the head. Plus you can choose, it's a spectrum of colors.
    1 day, 16 hours ago
  •  "Fight Against Grenade Spam" Should have been DBAD... you know... Don't Be A Dick.
    1 day, 17 hours ago
  • @jakob187 said: " Claude, how DARE you steal my blog idea?!  THIS IS WAR!!!  NIGGA, FUCK YO COUCH!!! "Oh god, did I fuck up. Let me check... Okay, I'm cool. Let's fight.
    1 day, 17 hours ago
  • Times are changing my friend. Money is big and money spent to develop is starting to diverge.
    1 day, 17 hours ago
  • In the end, we play video games. Why? I like video games. How we play them is always on an individual basis, but goddamn they're fun, video games that is. Good gaming my friend.
    1 day, 17 hours ago
  • The spectrum of gaming consoles and its brethren has changed. The perception of what a game can be played on has changed. Why the hate? Someone decided to add generations to our gaming habits. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and so on and so forth until we are now told that we are on the the 7th generation of gaming consoles. Why? Who did this? Fuck you?   If it plays a game, ...
    1 day, 17 hours ago
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    1 day, 18 hours ago
Added by Claude on Nov. 5, 2009




The spectrum of gaming consoles and its brethren has changed. The perception of what a game can be played on has changed. Why the hate? Someone decided to add generations to our gaming habits. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and so on and so forth until we are now told that we are on the the 7th generation of gaming consoles. Why? Who did this? Fuck you? 
 
If it plays a game, what does it matter? From the early beginnings until now, they all do nothing but play video games. I've never understood why this is. Moore's law can kiss my sorry video gaming ass. Moore's law does not translate into how video games should be made or held to its high standard of attrition. 
 
Why the labels? PC gamer, Console gamer, Handheld gamer... What the fuck ever gamer... they all play video games. 
 
Look around people, the colors are ever changing... in flux, go with the flow, ignore, participate or get the fuck out.
 
My name is Claude, and I'm a member of the Video Game Coalition.


Added by Claude on Nov. 3, 2009

Art... Microwave a Wii and sell it on eBay. I found the article on Geekologie. I'm sure some of you will enjoy the destruction that happens while the Wii burns. I thought it was cute. I wish I had the money to burn/microwave anything of value. 
 
Here's a picture and video for those not wishing to click.
 


 
 
 
Related to: Wii


Added by Claude on Oct. 24, 2009

You lost me Giantbomb.
 
I can play your game, but you lost me as a friend. I guess I will have to follow now.


Added by Claude on Oct. 22, 2009

Alien Monster Bowling League... I love this box art. 


It's published by Destineer, but developed by  Perpetual FX Creative.  
 
I can't find much, but I did find this... forums. webrats.com. 
 
I like this screen on Giantbomb.com.
 


This looks pretty interesting. I do like some bowling on my Wii. We'll see.
 
*Edit*
 
Thanks to oldschool 's thread for my research finding fun.


Added by Claude on Oct. 7, 2009

Living in the underbelly of Giant Bomb is a strange thing. Sometimes you learn quick, sometimes slow... and always the community surprises you. Lists are big now and that's not counting the free updates of achievements and trophies which you can view at any time.
 
Motherfucking blogs are fucking free. I'm talking gaming free, quote free, curse free, fucking I hate the Wii free. You hate the shit, fucking hell, tell the world. Giant Bomb has it... the world.  But remember there are other people here, I'm here. I love my Wii. Cross me? Yeah, fun in the sun unless I ignore you and  that means you're nothing more than a troll, strongly ignored. 
 
Fucking blog this is, so fuck it. Words done... I'm off to the forums to be undone. 


Claude's Reviews
Mii support check, online check, start the countdown. (WII)
           Mario Kart Wii is a game of its predecessors. It is a safe and plausible new addition to the Mario Kart universe. The game feels familiar from the beginning, Grand Prix, Time Trial, VS and Battle modes are all there. There are changes, a wheel that comes with the ...
Reviewed by Claude on July 21, 2008

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.


Date Joined: July 21, 2008
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Dalai 26 minutes ago
Dalai is right, right?
ZombiePie 35 minutes ago
Remember to sign up for the GB Modern Warfare Community if you are planning on getting the game! http://www.giantbomb.com/modern-warfare-2/61-24713/join-the-giantbomb-modern-warfare-2-community/35-264142/?
Br3adfan 36 minutes ago
Time Gentlemen, Please!
AjayRaz 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
AjayRaz is hungry as f*ck, anyone have any food?
eroticfishcake 3 hours, 57 minutes ago
eroticfishcake is Chama, Chama, Chama, Chamaleon.
Video_Game_King 5 hours, 20 minutes ago
Wikipedia has a disambiguation page for disambiguation. Video_Game_King's mind has just exploded in nine directions.
jakob187 5 hours, 38 minutes ago
jakob187 would like to remind folks that he's pissed about the PC version of MW2. Doesn't mean he won't be rockin' the fuck out of the console version!
Sweep 5 hours, 39 minutes ago
Sweep went to bed at 5am and woke up at 5pm. WHERE THE FUCK DID MY SATURDAY GO?!?!?