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Nov. 21, 2009
  • I bought The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion for the PC knowing my rig would not run it. I bought my new video card two months later, loved it. I've never bought a console game without already having the console. You're not crazy, just crazy like a fox.
    29 minutes ago
Nov. 20, 2009
  • I'm not really interested in this game, but nice review.
    21 hours, 48 minutes ago
  • I haven't played any of those games. I probably will not get them for the holidays as well. I thought I would have Assassin's Creed II, but that money flew out the window, well, it went to a good cause. It sucks being broke, but I still find time to play the games I still have. Good gaming.
    21 hours, 51 minutes ago
  • I have mixed feelings on this subject. When most of those games came out, I was already in my twenty's, so the nostalgia factor is not quite there for me. I remember getting frustrated and quitting a lot of those games. I think I've finished more games in the last 10 years than I ever did during my earlier video gaming days. Of course, I haven't tried any the games ...
    21 hours, 56 minutes ago
  • It seems pretty good to me. It sounds like the Incredible Hulk, you know, if you would not kill when you're normal, you will not kill when you become aggressive or angry. Just don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I get angry.
    22 hours, 7 minutes ago
  • Claude commented on Sweep's topic BUSY WEEK
    Using Crysis as benchmark for graphics, you seem to be set for two years.
    22 hours, 20 minutes ago
  • I played most of the GOTY contenders last year by the end of January, this year isn't looking so good. I might get one contender in with some luck and help from a fat man in a red suit.
    22 hours, 22 minutes ago
  • Claude commented on Oni's topic It's finally here!!!
    Quake 1 engine, man, and people think the Wii's software is old tech.
    22 hours, 26 minutes ago
Nov. 19, 2009
  • Happy Birthday Wii.
    2 days ago
  • Claude replied to the topic Happy birthday Wii! in the Wii board.
    The night before launch my nephew waited in line a Best Buy all night, he got me ticket to buy at Target next door and called me at 8am. I got my ticket from him, waited 10 minutes and it was mine. Just to be an ass, I drove by the Best Buy line, Best Buy had not opened yet, and showed it to my nephew. I played all day ...
    2 days ago
Nov. 18, 2009
  • Where's the fucking Wii and PC? Bogus.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • @oldschool said: " @Claude said: " @oldschool said: " @Claude said: " I've never understood the hate or disdain for the term gamer.  If I'm not a gamer, what am I then? video gamer, interactive media participator? I've always thought of myself as a gamer. My game of choice happens to be video games.   So, what should people who play video games and wish to be called something be ...
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • @carlthenimrod said: " This game looks like poop. Forget about the graphics not looking good, but the frame rate looks like complete shit. It totally tanks during that helicopter sequence on the tanker. I seriously doubt it runs at 60 FPS like other versions. "He's right. I've heard 30 fps and well, that's with these graphics. I love my Wii, but the shit doesn't compute.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • Claude replied to the topic Help with my haircut
    Get a proper haircut and good luck. Live a real life when your done with the bullshit.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • @StarFoxA said: " This is the most pointless debate ever.  Even more pointless than the "games are art" debate. "What do you consider yourself then? A dude who happens to play video games? Someone who adds a vast amount of knowledge to a Wiki?  You're a gamer dude. It's not a debate, it's allowing a label to be upheld. I'm a gamer. I stand proud.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • Claude replied to the topic Favorite boss of all time?
    God I hate bosses in video games. Zero, none, nothing... leave my gameplay along.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • Well, I don't have it... Dragon Age Origins, but I wish I did. I'm not sure if my PC can play it and to play on a console is... like no, not interested. Maybe my PC could play it, the last bastion of sorts. Long live my dying PC.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • You know Dalai, I see this as my first 2D Mario platform game I have ever finished. One day.
    2 days, 13 hours ago
  • He seems cool and talented. His Christopher Walken is... GREAT.    
    2 days, 14 hours ago
  • @jakob187 said: " @Claude said: " @Milkman said: " @Claude said: I'm sorry, but you're a dumbass. Yeah... pretty much.   I see your diatribe on these comments all the time. Fucking Wii troll hater and a genuine dumbass. "I don't "hate" the Wii. I have no possible reason for me to "hate" the Wii. I do hate the blind fanboyism of people who just defend things because it's on the ...
    2 days, 14 hours ago
Added by Claude on Nov. 14, 2009

It sucks, well, for playing games. It's a Gateway NV78 and the specs aren't worth mentioning. It does have a camera. I can make videos. We'll see.
 

 Claude the Vlogger? I don't know?
 Claude the Vlogger? I don't know?


Added by Claude on Nov. 5, 2009




The spectrum of gaming consoles and its brethren has changed. The perception of what a game can be played on has changed. Why the hate? Someone decided to add generations to our gaming habits. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and so on and so forth until we are now told that we are on the the 7th generation of gaming consoles. Why? Who did this? Fuck you? 
 
If it plays a game, what does it matter? From the early beginnings until now, they all do nothing but play video games. I've never understood why this is. Moore's law can kiss my sorry video gaming ass. Moore's law does not translate into how video games should be made or held to its high standard of attrition. 
 
Why the labels? PC gamer, Console gamer, Handheld gamer... What the fuck ever gamer... they all play video games. 
 
Look around people, the colors are ever changing... in flux, go with the flow, ignore, participate or get the fuck out.
 
My name is Claude, and I'm a member of the Video Game Coalition.


Added by Claude on Nov. 3, 2009

Art... Microwave a Wii and sell it on eBay. I found the article on Geekologie. I'm sure some of you will enjoy the destruction that happens while the Wii burns. I thought it was cute. I wish I had the money to burn/microwave anything of value. 
 
Here's a picture and video for those not wishing to click.
 


 
 
 
Related to: Wii


Added by Claude on Oct. 24, 2009

You lost me Giantbomb.
 
I can play your game, but you lost me as a friend. I guess I will have to follow now.


Added by Claude on Oct. 22, 2009

Alien Monster Bowling League... I love this box art. 


It's published by Destineer, but developed by  Perpetual FX Creative.  
 
I can't find much, but I did find this... forums. webrats.com. 
 
I like this screen on Giantbomb.com.
 


This looks pretty interesting. I do like some bowling on my Wii. We'll see.
 
*Edit*
 
Thanks to oldschool 's thread for my research finding fun.


Claude's Reviews
Mii support check, online check, start the countdown. (WII)
           Mario Kart Wii is a game of its predecessors. It is a safe and plausible new addition to the Mario Kart universe. The game feels familiar from the beginning, Grand Prix, Time Trial, VS and Battle modes are all there. There are changes, a wheel that comes with the ...
Reviewed by Claude on July 21, 2008

2 out of 2 found this review helpful.


Date Joined: July 21, 2008
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Artie 18 minutes ago
If you're unaware of pandora.com you should start using it. Been listening to it all day.
Metal_Gear_Sunny 29 minutes ago
Add Assassin's Creed 2 to the hugging page!
TheGamerGeek 31 minutes ago
I don't really 'hate it', I used the wrong words there. I just never got invested into it or anything.
Turbo_Toaster 38 minutes ago
Yay I missed the red bar! Too much greyness before =B
ahoodedfigure 41 minutes ago
but, still playtesting like a... no. No comparison. None.
Marzy 42 minutes ago
Thinks Fat Princess is amazing.
RHCPfan24 48 minutes ago
Red bar at the top of Giant Bomb now? Cool.
snide 57 minutes ago
The reason I still believe in PC gaming? I've played a dozen LFD2 pickup games now all with great people using voice chat and teamwork.