An ode to my favorite kind of girl: the gamer girl.

This is written in 3/4 metric time.
*Ahem*

I think that I shall never see,
A girl as lovely as a gamer girl.
With long, straight black hair
And a spaced out stare
Whenever she watches yaoi.

This girl be so hot
Like, "Damn girl, you hot!"
She shops at Hot Topic
Invader Zim invades her room
But not as much as yaoi.

She plays JRPGs
And this sure does please
Me, I think I'm in heaven
When she plays FF7
And watches Cloud on Sephi yaoi.

This girl smells like soap
She probably does dope
While she sits on her Mac
Looking at FAQs
And torrenting yaoi.

Her body is like butter
And not that its smooth
Its lumpy, been churned
Self cutting, and burned
But at the end she is soothed
When she tickles the taco to yaoi.

Thank you, this has been my poem.

I laughed.

Your type of girl likes to watch Boys' Love?

....

At the local arcade, I was playing DDR. A bunch of girls were like "Wow, you play DDR? Hang out with us!" so I did because I was there alone and pretty bored. One of them was all "blah blah blah anime is ridiculous" or something to that effect, and I retorted "...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party."

"At the local arcade, I was playing DDR. A bunch of girls were like "Wow, you play DDR? Hang out with us!" so I did because I was there alone and pretty bored. One of them was all "blah blah blah anime is ridiculous" or something to that effect, and I retorted "...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

Nice poem......Any fan of Invader Zim is good with me..

"Hausdog said:

"At the local arcade, I was playing DDR. A bunch of girls were like "Wow, you play DDR? Hang out with us!" so I did because I was there alone and pretty bored. One of them was all "blah blah blah anime is ridiculous" or something to that effect, and I retorted "...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

if i meet a girl like that, thered be bodily juices all over the place!when i got home"

"Hausdog said:

""...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

FUCKING WIN!!!"

"BiggerBomb said:

"jakob187 said:

"Hausdog said:

""...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

FUCKING WIN!!!"

Sorry, I don't get it. What's "yaoi?""

I don't know.  I was referring more to the "welcome to the Republican party" thing!!!  = D"

"jakob187 said:

"Hausdog said:

""...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

FUCKING WIN!!!"

Sorry, I don't get it. What's "yaoi?""

"BiggerBomb said:

"jakob187 said:

"Hausdog said:

""...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

FUCKING WIN!!!"

Sorry, I don't get it. What's "yaoi?""

According to Wikipedia

Nice"

Wow, that was really awesome!  Gewd Job! :)

When a word sounds very strange and is used in the same sentence as anime, I will not click on a link to its definition; regardless of it being Wikipedia. So, yeah. Not clickin' that."

"BiggerBomb said:

When a word sounds very strange and is used in the same sentence as anime, I will not click on a link to its definition; regardless of it being Wikipedia. So, yeah. Not clickin' that."

Here's a hint: you don't want to know what it is, kind of like how none of us want to know about the existence of Cho Aniki or Rapelay. (Those are also hints.)"

"BiggerBomb said:

When a word sounds very strange and is used in the same sentence as anime, I will not click on a link to its definition; regardless of it being Wikipedia. So, yeah. Not clickin' that."

Here's a hint: you don't want to know what it is, kind of like how none of us want to know about the existence of Cho Aniki or Rapelay. (Those are also hints.)"

"BiggerBomb said:

"jakob187 said:

"Hausdog said:

""...says the person with the Yaoi patch on her purse" and she was all "wow, you know what it is?" and I said "welcome to the Republican party.""

FUCKING WIN!!!"

Sorry, I don't get it. What's "yaoi?""

I don't know.  I was referring more to the "welcome to the Republican party" thing!!!  = D"

"Video_Game_King said:

"BiggerBomb said:

When a word sounds very strange and is used in the same sentence as anime, I will not click on a link to its definition; regardless of it being Wikipedia. So, yeah. Not clickin' that."

Here's a hint: you don't want to know what it is, kind of like how none of us want to know about the existence of Cho Aniki or Rapelay. (Those are also hints.)"

What the hell's wrong with Rapelay?"

"Video_Game_King said:

"BiggerBomb said:

When a word sounds very strange and is used in the same sentence as anime, I will not click on a link to its definition; regardless of it being Wikipedia. So, yeah. Not clickin' that."

Here's a hint: you don't want to know what it is, kind of like how none of us want to know about the existence of Cho Aniki or Rapelay. (Those are also hints.)"

What the hell's wrong with Rapelay?"