#1 Posted by Unequivocable (233 posts) -

Hi All -- I have a good long beard going now and I also wear glasses and don't have contacts. I'm looking for good costume ideas for this Halloween that can allow me to keep both. In the past I've done hippie, lumberjack, bad 80s cop, and Abraham Lincoln. Any suggestions?

#2 Edited by psylah (2273 posts) -

Sigmund Freud, but instead of a cigar, use a big dildo.

P.S.: Yes, he wore glasses.

#3 Posted by Bell_End (1234 posts) -

why not wear a pair of ladie panties on your head and go as a c*nt

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -
The only real choice.
#5 Posted by DanteFaustEsq (116 posts) -

Say that your a bear... This is all.

#6 Posted by 42manZ (121 posts) -

shave it to a goatee and dress as Gordon Freeman. If you eally want to get in character start silently murdering people.

#7 Posted by DoctorTran (1584 posts) -

I decided to be Walter from Tbe Big Lebowski. Couldn't find a khaki vest though so it's a little off.

#8 Posted by Irvandus (3075 posts) -

Nerdy Big Boss

#9 Edited by Toxin066 (3383 posts) -

WIZARD! You should be a wizard.

#10 Edited by Unequivocable (233 posts) -

I ended up going with the classic Hobo, complete with fingerless gloves, old cigar, battered hat, stained undershirt, bindle, and patched shoes. (A singin' hobo, not a stabbin' one)

#11 Posted by Sploder (918 posts) -

Walter White

#13 Posted by Ulain (329 posts) -

@Sploder said:

Walter White

#14 Posted by BlackPeople (78 posts) -

You should have gone as Freud, gotten really way into character, and done a whole shitload of cocaine.

#15 Posted by bartok (2642 posts) -

You should go as my Uncle Harold. He has a pretty decent job at a pharmaceutical company and is a nice guy. He also has a neat collection of Civil War memorabilia. You can't hate a man that thinks ordering a steak Well Done should be a crime.