Beard and Glasses Costume Ideas

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#1  Edited By unequivocable

Hi All -- I have a good long beard going now and I also wear glasses and don't have contacts. I'm looking for good costume ideas for this Halloween that can allow me to keep both. In the past I've done hippie, lumberjack, bad 80s cop, and Abraham Lincoln. Any suggestions?

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#2  Edited By psylah

Sigmund Freud, but instead of a cigar, use a big dildo.

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P.S.: Yes, he wore glasses.

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#3  Edited By Bell_End

why not wear a pair of ladie panties on your head and go as a c*nt

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#4  Edited By Video_Game_King
The only real choice.
The only real choice.
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#5  Edited By DanteFaustEsq

Say that your a bear... This is all.

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#6  Edited By 42manZ

shave it to a goatee and dress as Gordon Freeman. If you eally want to get in character start silently murdering people.

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#7  Edited By DoctorTran

I decided to be Walter from Tbe Big Lebowski. Couldn't find a khaki vest though so it's a little off.

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Nerdy Big Boss

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WIZARD! You should be a wizard.

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#10  Edited By unequivocable

I ended up going with the classic Hobo, complete with fingerless gloves, old cigar, battered hat, stained undershirt, bindle, and patched shoes. (A singin' hobo, not a stabbin' one)

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#11  Edited By Sploder

Walter White

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#13  Edited By Ulain

@Sploder said:

Walter White

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#14  Edited By JomeJome

You should have gone as Freud, gotten really way into character, and done a whole shitload of cocaine.

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You should go as my Uncle Harold. He has a pretty decent job at a pharmaceutical company and is a nice guy. He also has a neat collection of Civil War memorabilia. You can't hate a man that thinks ordering a steak Well Done should be a crime.