#1 Posted by Unequivocable (197 posts) -

Hi All -- I have a good long beard going now and I also wear glasses and don't have contacts. I'm looking for good costume ideas for this Halloween that can allow me to keep both. In the past I've done hippie, lumberjack, bad 80s cop, and Abraham Lincoln. Any suggestions?

#2 Edited by psylah (2153 posts) -

Sigmund Freud, but instead of a cigar, use a big dildo.

P.S.: Yes, he wore glasses.

#3 Posted by Bell_End (1208 posts) -

why not wear a pair of ladie panties on your head and go as a c*nt

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (34603 posts) -
The only real choice.
#5 Posted by DanteFaustEsq (109 posts) -

Say that your a bear... This is all.

#6 Posted by 42manZ (105 posts) -

shave it to a goatee and dress as Gordon Freeman. If you eally want to get in character start silently murdering people.

#7 Posted by DoctorTran (1526 posts) -

I decided to be Walter from Tbe Big Lebowski. Couldn't find a khaki vest though so it's a little off.

#8 Posted by Irvandus (2643 posts) -

Nerdy Big Boss

#9 Edited by Toxin066 (3197 posts) -

WIZARD! You should be a wizard.

#10 Edited by Unequivocable (197 posts) -

I ended up going with the classic Hobo, complete with fingerless gloves, old cigar, battered hat, stained undershirt, bindle, and patched shoes. (A singin' hobo, not a stabbin' one)

#11 Posted by Sploder (917 posts) -

Walter White

#13 Posted by Ulain (315 posts) -

@Sploder said:

Walter White

#14 Posted by BlackPeople (77 posts) -

You should have gone as Freud, gotten really way into character, and done a whole shitload of cocaine.

#15 Posted by bartok (2371 posts) -

You should go as my Uncle Harold. He has a pretty decent job at a pharmaceutical company and is a nice guy. He also has a neat collection of Civil War memorabilia. You can't hate a man that thinks ordering a steak Well Done should be a crime.