Behold: the Immortal Jellyfish

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ParanoidFreak

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#1  Edited By ParanoidFreak

  Turritopsis nutricula
   Apparently this jellyfish is able to rejuvenate itself. Of course it could still be killed, but as long as it stays away from predators and has an active sex life it could live forever.
  It's probably only a matter of time before mankind attempts to find out how the jellyfish lives for so long and screws it up.

 

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#2  Edited By Bullet_Jr

If you have an active sex life, then, in essence, you could last forever.

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#3  Edited By brukaoru

Even if it didn't get eaten or anything, I'd still predict it's eventual death from pollution. (I'm talking quite a ways into the future... Unless we produce tons of pollution in a short-period of time within the next few years).

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#4  Edited By tekmojo
Bullet_Jr said:
"If you have an active sex life, then, in essence, you could last forever.
"
That's called offspring.
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#5  Edited By Bullet_Jr
tekmojo said:
"Bullet_Jr said:
"If you have an active sex life, then, in essence, you could last forever.
"
That's called offspring."
Call it what you will, I call it shaggin' loads of broads, which for some reason is frowned upon in our culture.
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#6  Edited By Meowayne
ParanoidFreak said:
  It's probably only a matter of time before mankind attempts to find out how the jellyfish lives for so long and screws it up.
We already know how it works.
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#7  Edited By RetroIce4

It will die. I am certain.

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#8  Edited By BiggerBomb
Bullet_Jr said:
"tekmojo said:
"Bullet_Jr said:
"If you have an active sex life, then, in essence, you could last forever.
"
That's called offspring."
Call it what you will, I call it shaggin' loads of broads, which for some reason is frowned upon in our culture."

Having sex with hot women isn't looked down upon in our culture. Saying, "shaggin' loads of broads" is frowned upon in our culture. It's called chauvinism, people don't appreciate it. Nor should they.
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#9  Edited By Stanford

Thats kind of cool.  Who knew?

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#10  Edited By serbsta

Old news, its kinda funny how there can only be one.