Black Shoes Blues

I thought this was going to be about you buying shoes that looked black but when you got home you realised they were actually a very, very, very dark blue.

I recommend painting some Radiohead vinyl white, breaking it up into tiny pieces and covering your feet-savers in PVC glue.  Once that's ready, get the bits of vinyl on it, MaSuTa will smell it a mile off.  I also recommend tearing your jeans and wearing a really tight shirt with an ironic quote, preferably from some web-comic.  MaSuTa will be killin' dat ass in no time.

i tried talcom powder but it just rubs off.

I work at a coal refinery, so it has to be something quite resiliant.

"I recommend painting some Radiohead vinyl white, breaking it up into tiny pieces and covering your feet-savers in PVC glue.  Once that's ready, get the bits of vinyl on it, MaSuTa will smell it a mile off.  I also recommend tearing your jeans and wearing a really tight shirt with an ironic quote, preferably from some web-comic.  MaSuTa will be killin' dat ass in no time."

"JamesBoyce said:

"I recommend painting some Radiohead vinyl white, breaking it up into tiny pieces and covering your feet-savers in PVC glue.  Once that's ready, get the bits of vinyl on it, MaSuTa will smell it a mile off.  I also recommend tearing your jeans and wearing a really tight shirt with an ironic quote, preferably from some web-comic.  MaSuTa will be killin' dat ass in no time."

Screw that.  Leave the shoes as they are, get a haircut and a nice collared shirt.  Time for you to give up the illusion of individuality and conform."

Why on earth would you buy shoes that look like that? AND in all black, NEVER get shoes that are all black unless you want to look like an unstylish 12 year old. Or they are for work/funeral/ dress up occasion.

Originally the picture was of some crappy Gears of War shoes.