Do you have awesome hair?

I suppose

Used to like my hair, cut it short now I don't.

" I have a beard.  "

My hair is dark brown long and curly (which gives me the shits).

Yes, my hair is pretty awesome.

Got a number 3 recently, totally going to get a number 2 soon.

I do not like my hair. It's way too thick.

I've gone short, then long and everything in between.  I've dyed it blue in high school, red when I decided to do a mohawk. Now? It is long, dark, and untamed and seriously don't know what I want to do next with it. But it is nice to wake up, shake it around and just go. No need to pretty it up.

"Nup! It used to be orange, or part green, or red, or purple...but with a wedding coming up I have to stay blonde =[ buuuhuuu "

no, i don't have awesome hair. i have thin hair and a big forehead so i don't have a style for it.

No my awesome hair has me

Yeah, i've just got long-ish hair that's casual and cool. :)

I'm rocking a 70's porno mustache right now. I basically figured that it hasn't done me any good to try to look good, so I might as well try to look awesomely bad.