Girlfriend Issues... and a Pirate/Psychic PART 3!

Hi everyone! You may remember from a few months ago the woeful saga that was my love life, with my girlfriend breaking up with me because of a pirate-psychic, me punching said psychic and a new love found with my best friend. (See HERE and HERE). Well I promised to keep you updated, so here I am! 
 
First up, my ex-girlfriend is engaged. It hurt at first, but now its blended so far into the WTF category that I couldn't care less. She met someone about 3 weeks after she ended our relationship (shock, the guy ISN'T the psychic) and he popped the question not long after. Secretly I hope he banged her up and now her life plans are ruined. Muahaha. 
 
Secondly, and most importantly, me and my best friend have decided to begin a romantic relationship! After talking about it for a while, and after I got over my ex, we made it official. Kinda funny because the apartment we have moved into actually has a grey room with no windows for storage. 
 
Well pretty boring really - my girlfriend just turned out to be a crazy b*tch and I'm finally happy with someone new who actually gets me. Looking back, it was always her who was there for me. 
 
And I really do pray there's no part 4. XD

congratz... I guess.  :P 
 
I remember those older blogs, and they sure were funny, in a messed up kinda way.

Congrats on things turning around for you.

Wow, she's like right out of a soap opera or sitcom, she's a total drama queen it's hiliarious. 
 
I'm glad things has worked out better for you. Your life stories were like something right out of a sitcom and your ex was such a character it's unbeliveable. 
 
Edit: I have another question, there seems to be guys all over your ex, is she like totally pretty or something? Is she some sort of blond? I just want to know more about her character because she's so hilarious.

Congratulations on things going in the right direction! :) 
 I must admit, i thoroughly enjoyed part 1 and 2 back when you posted them.

Gratz, life will end soon, enjoy it!

"  Kinda funny because the apartment we have moved into actually has a grey room with no windows for storage.  "

I remember reading your blog a few months ago and loving it (in a non-sadistic way!), I'm glad things are going well for you.  
 
Edit: I removed an exclamation mark because I'm that superficial.

Congrats man. I'm glad everything worked out for you.

There will be a part 4 after she reads this. 

...make sure to touch her shoulder to make it perfect and for good luck.

awesome man! glad it worked out. You came out on top and that's whats important.

  You should be dancing.

Haha - i remember this situation, glad things are looking on the up for you, just dont let your ex anywhere near that room of yours? No matter what colour it is!

i need pics

This pirate-psychic stuff is hilarious.