Only one time when I was out fishing, a seagull crapped right on my favorite hat. It wasn't my favorite hat to wear after that but I still have a special appreciation for it saving my head that day.
People say it brings you luck, so I guess having been crapped on twice by a bird, means I should consider myself very lucky indeed. I unfortunately wasn't wearing a hat on both occasions.
No, but a bird did once mistake my hair for it's nest or something, so it landed on my head and hung out for a couple seconds. That was my cue to get a haircut.
My mom has a story from a few years back when she was driving with my brother somewhere and a goose flies over the car and splatters the windshield with his shit. I'm told it was one of the most hilarious things they'd ever seen and I'm pissed I wasn't there for that.
Also was anyone else reminded of the Robot Chicken scene when the bird shits and that guy's snorkel? I'd link it but Adult Swim seems to have removed all clips of it from Youtube.
Not me, but when I went to school there was this kid who would constantly fake stuff to get sympathy, and one day some guy lightly pushed him and he fell to the ground and pretended he was knocked out, mouth wide open and a bird shit directly into his mouth. It was glorious.
Strictly speaking, no, but I have had seagulls attempt to shit on me and miss. The vomit hit, though. Felt really bad for the lady in front who took most of the damage since I kind of instigated the bombardment.
Yes, had my arm sticking straight out of the passenger's window in one of my dad's vehicles while riding home from school and hit me just below the elbow. Hurt quite a bit too.
Once on picture day in elementary school ages ago, right on the shoulder. The second time was today early this morning, end of May/Beginning of June has been fucking awful.
No but when I was a kid my friend and I were out riding bikes and a bird crapped on is face, which took him by surprise causing him to wipe out and land face first on the road, giving him a bunch of scrapes and cuts right where the bird crapped on him. So we got back on our bikes to head back to his house. The fall really just ground the bird crap right into his face. It was terrible but also hilarious. Of course one more thing had to go wrong and when we got back to his house this girl he had a crush on was waiting for him in his driveway. He was not thrilled.
Yes, twice. Once when I was a teenager doing my paper delivery route early in the morning. I walked under a tree, bird must have been startled and flew off right fast, left a parting gift on my jacket sleeve.
The second time was awful. I had just recently gone through a very stressful apartment move and the weather was particularly cold, even for that time of winter. I get up early to go to work, walk out to car, proceed to set about scraping the evening's ice accumulation from the windows and *splat* right on the side of my face from the magpie on the light pole above. That was one of the worst years of my life and this incident was the proverbial cherry on cake of misery. :(
Yeah I was talking with a friend and out of the corner of my eye I saw some birds flying towards us. Next thing I knew we had poop on us. The dang bird had done a bombing run on us in the middle of a bustling market. I got some on my eye, face and spectacles but my friend took the full frontal attack of the bombing run with his long luscious hair, he was never the same after that. God damn pigeons.
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