After three long years of annoyances, I finally got my braces off. So I thought I'd ask how many of you also had to have them. If so, how long?
Have you ever had to have braces before?
When I was younger (late grade school to junior high), I had these hardcore motherfuckers in my mouth:
Once those were removed, they wanted me to wear a retainer to keep the gap wide. As revenge for that oral raping, I never even touched the retainer, and over the last few years, I've reversed everything they corrected, I even have my little sidebite back. I don't care, perfect teeth look strange anyway.
Luckily, no one could actually see these, but they were so hard to forget about, my tongue constantly was fiddling with it, and eating food was horrifying. Couldn't even swallow for a day or two after they were installed. Or talk, really.
And those fuckers at the orthodontics office said i needed proper braces too. I told them that they've wasted enough of our family's money, and my teeth were fine. Never saw 'em again.
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