How does the average Giant Bomb user act in the 'real' world?

Do you hold the door open for people walking into a store? Do you ever greet people on the street? Do you scream at the top of your lungs when you decide to eat something you know you don't enjoy? Do you ever leave your house? Do you have any friends, family or co-workers? Do you openly hate them all, or just secretly? From what I've gathered so far, the average community member must act something like this in their day-to-day lives...

Trollin in here. Flag and go.

We're social assassins.

@ick_bop: Are you by chance a shut-in?

That's how I know when people on the internet are mental or don't go out much is when they complain that random people on the internet act like random morons.

Have you ever driven on a freeway? Have you waited in line somewhere? Gone to a party? Have you ever been to school?

I'm generally pretty poor at speaking, so I act quiet, yet I've recently discovered that the words flow beautifully after a touch of liquor, so maybe I'll just start drinking every morning.

self-loathing.

@chrismafuchris said:

I'm generally pretty poor at speaking, so I act quiet, yet I've recently discovered that the words flow beautifully after a touch of liquor, so maybe I'll just start drinking every morning.

That's a slippery slope, my friend.

In order:

• No.
• No.
• No
• Yes.
• Yes.
• Yes.

@PrivateIronTFU said:

@chrismafuchris said:

I'm generally pretty poor at speaking, so I act quiet, yet I've recently discovered that the words flow beautifully after a touch of liquor, so maybe I'll just start drinking every morning.

That's a slippery slope, my friend.

indeeed

I collect heads in my freezer.

I flail my arms and shout.

Incessantly.

You make the universal giantbomb sign, if they don't return the sign... Kill them. Like said earlier, Silent Assassins!

i couldnt make it through that entire video.

There does seem to be an excessive amount of complaining in the forums. We cant seem to find something interesting to talk about without bitching at one another.

Also, props for 70's Danny Devito.

@AltonBrown said:

I flail my arms and shout.

Incessantly.

This is how I imagine the neighborhood children behaving on a 24 hour basis. Everybody younger than me, really.

@Ravenlight: The trick is to dislocate your elbows.

Now some one needs to link the racist woman vid in the other thread and this thread will be over

@RollingZeppelin said:

There does seem to be an excessive amount of complaining in the forums. We cant seem to find something interesting to talk about without bitching at one another.

Also, props for 70's Danny Devito.

Correction. Early 80s Danny Devito. You can tell because Piscopo. And because that sketch is terrible.

@PrivateIronTFU: Indeed, not a huge buff from those era's, I was going by the fashion, which didn't seem incredibly cocaine influenced, which is what I associate with the 80's.

I'm not a whiner, but my behavior on here and Twitter is a pretty accurate picture of how I act in real life.

I don't know about you guys, but I spout memes constantly in real life and kick people in the dicks.
 
I'm usually a gentleman on the internet though.

Sometimes I yell "I'm Rick James Biotch!!!"  
 
But it's mainly an inside joke in my circle. 

I have wonton sex orgies every sunday.

I'm as real life tough as I am internet tough, yo.
Come at me bro. Come at me all you bros.

I bet some of them play games.

@AltonBrown said:

@Ravenlight: The trick is to dislocate your elbows.

It's true, I've seen it.

I lob handfuls of sod and lint in every direction at all times. Occasionally I make loud flatulent noises while doing so.