I know how to solve racism

We just need a way to know everyone else's name. Think about it. Every time someone you don't know pisses you off you have to pick a describing factor about them in order to tell them off in your head.

For example if someone cuts me off and I look and see they're Armenian, I'm probably going to be muttering, "fucking Armenian driver goddam asshole." BUT if I knew, for instance, that his name was Narek, I would be muttering, "fucking Narek goddam asshole," instead. My hatred would be focused rather than generalized. That way the next time another Armenian cut me off I wouldn't be thinking, "fucking Armenians need to learn how to drive." I would be thinking, "fucking Narek and Lucine need to learn how to drive."

Once we all get microchipped and HUD contact lenses we'll be set. It will be like walking around in an mmo with everyone's name floating over their head.

seems to me that the easier solution would be to stop being such a racist asshole.

I don' t know what you're talking about. Ain't no racism in the 80s.

That's why I always assume men are called John, and women are called Jane.

What if people say ''Fucking Narek, Goddam armenian asshole''?

" That's why I always assume men are called John, and women are called Jane. "

Or how about your typical racist southener? 

"DAMN MEXICANS TAKING ALL OUR JOBS"
or
"DAMN JUAN, PEDRO, JOSE...................................... TAKING ALL OUR JOBS"
 
Racism is just a time saver in your scenario.

" @Azteck: two of the most painfully boring names. it's nearly 2011; get creative. "

"What if people say ''Fucking Narek, Goddam armenian asshole''? "

" @Toms115 said:

" @Azteck: two of the most painfully boring names. it's nearly 2011; get creative. "

But that's how they remain universal. There's a reason for the name John and Jane Doe "

No, this is how you solve it.
Everyone in the world being horribly racist 24 hours a day 7 days a week. In a months time nothing would offend anyone ever again 

I know how to do it, go out with a chick of a race you dislike. 
 
You won't be racist anymore.

Hey look, a drunk thread.

i just refer to a stranger that has done me wrong in some way a "douchebag", "shithead" or "fuckface" but unless someone has done me something very, very wrong, i associate race with the name calling

WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

" I know how to do it, go out with a chick of a race you dislike.  You won't be racist anymore. "

People complaining about racism are keeping it alive more than the actual racists.  

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WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

 

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

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WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

 

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

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WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

 

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

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I want to know how to tell the difference between an armenian and any one else from the middle east.

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WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

 

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

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" Or how about your typical racist southener?  "DAMN MEXICANS TAKING ALL OUR JOBS" or "DAMN JUAN, PEDRO, JOSE...................................... TAKING ALL OUR JOBS"  Racism is just a time saver in your scenario. "

All Nareks are assholes though.

The best way to solve racism is to stop bringing it up and claiming someone is racist when clearly they are not. Just like how white people are racist against everyone, but no one is racist against white people. *sigh* Racism is just plain ridiculous. 

My problem with racism is that, for example, black people don't like white people to use the 'n' word, but they themselves are allowed to use it. how can you ever expect quality under those circumstances!?
 
another is the 3 letter abbreviation of japanese that ive sometimes said when im trying to convey a lot of information quickly and am using short cuts and abbreviations to speak shorter sentences. i didn't even know that one was racist until someone told me... oh well.

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WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

 

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

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" Or how about your typical racist southener?  "DAMN MEXICANS TAKING ALL OUR JOBS" or "DAMN JUAN, PEDRO, JOSE...................................... TAKING ALL OUR JOBS"  Racism is just a time saver in your scenario. "

There is one problem with this solution. Everyone named Dick would be hated for dick cheneys crimes

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WHAT IF WE SET EVERYONE ON FIRE  

 

THEN WE WOULD ALL BE THE SAME

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I think racism has mostly to do with looks.  But that kind of racism is about people who are born and raised in the US.  If you are ethnic looking you just are not going to make many friends outside of your own group.  But there is other racism about people who just don't get it, people who are born in other countries and come to the US later (FOBs).

the best way to solve racism is comedians.

" I think racism has mostly to do with looks.  "

kill the racist. people won't care about race.

Elaine suggested the same thing.  She got Lloyd Braun fired for the name tag idea.  In fact, the notion of name tags was ridiculed so heavily that it lost the mayoral campaign for David Dinkins.  Don't you watch Seinfeld?  Come on!

What if we just cut off everyone's skin? Then we can all be meat boys (and girls) and not have to worry about race.

Tch!

" I was hoping someone would say "get rid of the blacks" as I joke so I don't have to.  But they didn't.  So... Get rid off all the blacks? "

" People complaining about racism are keeping it alive more than the actual racists.   "

" @Skytylz said:

" People complaining about racism are keeping it alive more than the actual racists.   "

This,  people are people and there is no way to stop racism. So just stop letting the words be offensive. They are only words, they only hurt if you want them to. "

Ok I'm going to have to add to that.  Words do matter in some situations (work place, school, official documents etc.).  But in private situations words don't matter.  I think.

" @Skytylz said:

" People complaining about racism are keeping it alive more than the actual racists.   "

This,  people are people and there is no way to stop racism. So just stop letting the words be offensive. They are only words, they only hurt if you want them to. "

Don't worry about racism, it will die with the generations, it hasn't even been a century since blacks got rights, the psychology is still evolving. If theres something to worry about , its those idiots who use the word nigger as a racially exclusive word. When you hear it used today, its obviously being transformed into a word close to "bro", yet when a white person uses it, he is irrational and racist. I despise such ignorance. Words evolve, it used to be used to undermine the black person, its now used to purposely separate blacks from whites, and worst of all, this is mainly done by blacks.  
 
Soon the color of your skin will be equalized with for example how big your nose is(for the record i used to get made fun of for having a big one). 

I'm pro mandatory name tags for everyone. I'm fucking terrible at remembering names, and it would make life so much easier at new jobs or places if everyone had a name tag.

People just need to stop being so scared of people using "bad words". 
It's mostly the white people who get offended by the racism for some reason whilte the people who should be offended actually takes it all as a joke. 
Weird how that works huh? Fucking white people.