I want my organs to be replaced with Apple gadgets

Does Steve Jobs need my organs? Because I'm ready to give them to him in exchange for free Apple toys. iLiver sends messages to my laptop warning me about high alcohol consumption. iHeart syncs with iMind through Bluetooth to keep my pulse in check.  My new iGut would come with lower storage capacity but I could update it with each generation.
Do you hear that Apple? I'm willing to give you my organs, least you could do is send me and iPad.

Does Steve Jobs need my organs? Because I'm ready to give them to him in exchange for free Apple toys. iLiver sends messages to my laptop warning me about high alcohol consumption. iHeart syncs with iMind through Bluetooth to keep my pulse in check.  My new iGut would come with lower storage capacity but I could update it with each generation.
Do you hear that Apple? I'm willing to give you my organs, least you could do is send me and iPad.

Any product that starts with a lower case "i" or "Mac" is a piece of worthless crap.

" @MysteriousBob: Whether you hate Apple and it's, lets face it, fascist policies or not, trying to deny the success, technically, commercially and culturally, of things such as the iPod or the iPhone is just refusing to see the truth for what it is. "

Is your name Will or Norm?
 
 
OHHHH NO YOU DIDNT

" @MysteriousBob: Whether you hate Apple and it's, lets face it, fascist policies or not, trying to deny the success, technically, commercially and culturally, of things such as the iPod or the iPhone is just refusing to see the truth for what it is. "

If you were replaced with Apple products you'd be the most expensive paperweight in the entire line-up.

So when you take a shit you have to pay someone $100 to do it for you?

" If you were replaced with Apple products you'd be the most expensive paperweight in the entire line-up. "

I will gladly accept your organs in exchange for an iPad.

" I will gladly accept your organs in exchange for an iPad. "

What about the iDick?

" What about the iDick? "

ihate- the term for extreme dislikenment or disappointment every time you see an apple product or apple fan.

" @extremeradical said:

" I will gladly accept your organs in exchange for an iPad. "

They can sell for a lot on the black market. "

" @MysteriousBob: Then why call their products worthless crap, having never even used an iPod? "

" Any product that starts with a lower case "i" or "Mac" except for the iPod is a piece of worthless crap. "

I like most of Apple's products. I think they do a good job innovating and pushing the industry in new and interesting ways. Wish they weren't so expensive though...

Atleast you won't need a Flash Blocker anymore.

I'm with MysteriousBob

EMP!

Why?   You'd like having to send your organs to Apple for a replacement battery when it went dead? 

You are going to be one unreliable mother effer then.

I love my Ipod touch.
I'd get an IPhone if it were available through Verizon.

You want to be a shitty person? Seems odd to me.

Lets add a touch screen to everything!

F that. You'd just have to get the new model organs in a few months.

iLol'd.

" @Chirag4 said:

" @MysteriousBob: Then why call their products worthless crap, having never even used an iPod? "

Maybe he's used iTunes and realized that any device linked to that shit pile can't be good? Just throwin ideas out there. "

Wow. I wasn't expecting all the vitriol.  Oh, I'm sorry that word is too big for the average forum troll.  It means anger, MysteriousBob.

You'll run so slowly but you'll be good at editing if all your organs were replaced with I crap. 

" I like most of Apple's products. I think they do a good job innovating and pushing the industry in new and interesting ways. Wish they weren't so expensive though... "

dumb fanboys are dumb. The only apple product I actually like is the ipod. I include itunes with that.

" Wow. I wasn't expecting all the vitriol.  Oh, I'm sorry that word is too big for the average forum troll.  It means anger, MysteriousBob. "

" Any product that starts with a lower case "i" or "Mac" is a piece of worthless crap. "