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An immersive atmosphere meets pure brutality.
(X360)
ProsAwesome graphics. Nice enemy variety that keeps you rigid. Incredibly immersive thanks to having the HUD built into your character. The story, while somewhat weak, has great storytelling. Yes, I just contradicted myself. Everything is brutal. From crushing your foes with the heel of your boot, to kicking a mutated ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Oct. 16, 2008
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Pure caters to lovers of speed and over-the-top tricks.
(X360)
ProsThe game looks amazing from the racers to the environment. Tricks are fun to watch, great sense of speed reminiscent to Burnout. Online play for up to 16 people. Simple control scheme that works well. ConsWould have been nice with more modes. AI is frustrating to deal with, seems like ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Sept. 19, 2008
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Some interesting ideas clash with poorly executed gameplay.
(X360)
ProsCinematic moments are great. Fire looks and spreads realistically. ConsEverything seems to be disjointed, broken, or awkward. Controls are unforgiving. Game is short with no replay value. Story is questionable with no rewarding ending. The story of Alone in the Dark tries to be overly epic, incorporating Central Park with ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Sept. 15, 2008
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In the flurry of upcoming games Mercs 2 is rushed and unpolished.
(X360)
ProsExplosions are somewhat entertaining, probably the best aspect of the game. Game does not take itself too seriously. Co-op is very fun, at least for a few hours. ConsSaid co-op is brought down by the inability to be more than a couple hundred meters from your friend. Filled with glitches, ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Sept. 5, 2008
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Too Human is a success to loot lovers everywhere.
(X360)
I have a few questions to ask you before I begin the review. These questions will figure out if you, the reader, would love this game. Do you love constantly upgrading loot despite being level capped? Can you deal with the same small array of enemy types over and over? ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Aug. 22, 2008
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Braid is a unique game that suffers primarily from its pricing.
(XBLM)
ProsBrilliant art design. Fun puzzle mechanics. ConsThose same "fun puzzle mechanics" get old somewhat fast. Little to no replayability. Costs 1,200 Microsoft points. Most likely, due to Microsoft's excessive advertising for the Autumn XBLA releases, you've heard of Braid. It is, above all, based on the likenesses of Mario. Not ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Aug. 7, 2008
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Soul Calibur IV is a polished and refined fighter sure to please.
(X360)
ProsGreat to enjoy with friends.Fairly easy to learn, requires practice to master.Amazing graphics complemented by a functional art direction.Creating characters is diverse, unique, and has limitless possibilities.Enough modes and online play to keep you busy.ConsPractice mode lacks an option to streamline moves.Online needs a tag team option.Story mode is lacking ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on Aug. 1, 2008
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In this day and age, the Track & Field formula is not acceptable.
(X360)
ProsIt'll make sure your controller is sturdy.ConsIt will also wear out your controller.Mediocre graphics, bland gameplay, no substance.Laggy online component.The reason I gave Beijing Olympics two stars is simple: it's not broken. Granted, it's repetitious, tedious, and boring; but not complete trash. (Cheers to you, Jumper!) I have not kept ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on July 26, 2008
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A fun, free-roaming game that uses every stereotype in the book.
(X360)
Ever wondered what a considerably less violent free-roam Rockstar game might be like? Well Bully is that experiment. Place yourself in a school, where you do 2 classes a day, or can ditch, and adventure about the town mowing lawns, racing bikes, visiting the carnival, boxing with Preps; it's all ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on July 24, 2008
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GTA IV continues the great production, but the formula is tiring.
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GTA IV packs a lot of stuff into one disc, and as such it has a lot of things to talk about. Basic premise is any other GTA layout. You play as Nikolai, "Nicky" as his friends call him, and you're an immigrant from overseas. You've come to Liberty City ...
Reviewed by Vinchenzo on July 24, 2008
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| Date Joined: | July 21, 2008 |
| City: | Streamwood |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Microsoft |
| Points: | 233 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #2199 of 60,711 |
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Spider-Man: Friend or Foe game - 41 points |
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Blue Dragon game - 37 points |
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Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time game - 18 points |
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Astaroth character - 16 points |
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Soul Calibur IV game - 11 points |
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Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian game - 10 points |
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Jumper: Griffin's Story game - 9 points |
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General Szabo character - 9 points |
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