If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?

Title says it all, folks. It can be something in the past, or a problem that exists currently. You can change anything you want, be it an undesirable circumstance in life, or something as simple as never getting that cute puppy you wanted. So, fellow Giant Bombers, what would you change? 

I wish I had never played Ninja Gaiden Black, waste of my time....

I wish I had never played Ninja Gaiden Black, waste of my time....

@blacklabeldomm said:

I wish I had never played Ninja Gaiden Black, waste of my time....

you're a waste of my time

...sorry, that was mean :(

I've gotten over it a long time ago. No point in bringing it up again.

Not being born to a rich family. I guess it would be to force my mom to eat healthy, quit smoking, and to exercise so she doesn't die as early in my life as she did. That and not going to the college that I went to.

More money?

I have regrets and nothing I'd wish to change. Everything I am is a culmination of all the right and wrong decisions I have made. To change any is to destroy myself as I am now.

I have regrets and nothing I'd wish to change. Everything I am is a culmination of all the right and wrong decisions I have made. To change any is to destroy myself as I am now.

i wish my giantbomb handle wasnt Shitballs... i heard bard say it on the Twisted shadow planet Quicklook it was funny... now the joke has faded and now i just have a "shit" name, balls!

@TheChaos said:

@allworkandlowpay said:

I have regrets and nothing I'd wish to change. Everything I am is a culmination of all the right and wrong decisions I have made. To change any is to destroy myself as I am now.

I can understand that, but what if you were so unhappy with who you are that you often contemplated suicide? Knowing that one single event going the other way would have changed the course of your life for the better. Yet there's no point in dreaming about the impossible, thus making it all the more agonizing. ....just sayin'

I would say that anybody that believes that one single event defines them in such a way that the only way out to change themselves is suicide is far too shortsighted when it comes to who they really are.

Can I count the first 25 years of my life as one thing? If so I'll definitely go with that. I am the master of poor decisions.

I'm pretty happy with where my life is. I do regret calling myself zant666 on PSN, that name just sounds retarded

@allworkandlowpay said:

I have regrets and nothing I'd wish to change. Everything I am is a culmination of all the right and wrong decisions I have made. To change any is to destroy myself as I am now.

Deep stuff duder, deep stuff. Also true

I'd really like to upgrade my PC I guess.

I'm pretty content with my life, but if I had to change one thing I would choose to live in Manhattan. I live in the New Jersey suburbs and it gets a bit boring.

Wish I didn't fuck up college.  That's the single most dumbest thing I've ever done.  
 
Oh well, maybe McDonalds is hiring...

More money?

My job. I don't need more money, but something I enjoy.

Lots of money.  Lots.

@Shitballs said:

i wish my giantbomb handle wasnt Shitballs... i heard bard say it on the Twisted shadow planet Quicklook it was funny... now the joke has faded and now i just have a "shit" name, balls!

If it makes you feel any better, before I was born, my biological mother was SERIOUSLY going to name me "Doodoo Head".

@RaikohBlade:  
 
I wish I went to a University whose financial department was actually competent. These people owe me $1,600 (not the first time this has happened), and have been telling me just a few more weeks for months now.

I'd change my bank statement to have 4 more zeros at the end.

I want a titanic load more money so I can spend the rest of my life doing whatever I want.

I wish I had spent more time with my grandmother.

the main thing I would change is the location I call home..I am so sick of this place. 
i think either Florida  or god o'l San-Fran would be nice

I'd want to change my former financial decisions, and I also regret ever starting smoking. I'm not in debt or anything, but I've just bought stupid shit that I did not need, as well as live over my standards for far too long. The results are no savings. I am currently fixing this however, since I finally had the balls to realize the severity of my situation and my stupidity with money. It all comes from having a rich father to rely on, though I'm very grateful of course for all the financial support he's given me. Trouble is, I always know I can call him - which makes me live in an idiotic way.

I would make myself more industrious.

My status as a mere human.

I wouldn't have wasted five years after highschool going to college to get a business degree which just set me back a ton of money and landed me in a position I could have gotten without the degree.

Wish I knew a second language. 

well, if I could change how I was born then I wish I was born a girl I suppose, but if it's something that happened in my life it would be not paying attention in school and getting into an actual 4 year college

Money, and being able to smoke without health consequence. That would be nice.