I'm unemployed, and have a thought...

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#1  Edited By cackatalltrades
If I got paid for doing nothing, what would I do as a hobby?
 
Discuss.
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#2  Edited By Karl_Boss

Masturbate

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#3  Edited By Vinny_Says

masturbate

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@Unknown_Pleasures said:
" Masturbate "
while killing small animals
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#5  Edited By Berezov
@PhaggyBigNastyMcKill said:
" @Unknown_Pleasures said:
" Masturbate "
while killing small animals "
And children.
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#6  Edited By Lemoncookie01

Work

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#7  Edited By Mrskidders

Be a Youtube "celebrity".  Its like you actively need to be untalented and unemployed for that one.

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#8  Edited By BraveToaster

Play video games, travel

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#9  Edited By Elazul
@Unknown_Pleasures said:
" Masturbate "
@blacklabeldomm said:
" masturbate "
Man, this topic is off to a fantastic start. On a completely unrelated note, I'm off to register "masturbatemasturbatemasturbate.com".
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#11  Edited By jeanluc  Staff

Spend all day on a website about video games.

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#12  Edited By DuhQbnSiLo

Play WoW

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#13  Edited By Metroid545

I'd say masturbate but I think you already are
how about kicking small animals around

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#14  Edited By AhmadMetallic

watch movies as you eat fatty foods and fart

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#15  Edited By karneh

Stroke your rascal.

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#16  Edited By guiseppe

If you get paid for doing nothing, you're spending time with your hobbies. There's no such thing as doing nothing, not until you're dead that is. In this case, I assume that you enjoy playing video games on your free time. If that's true, then playing video games is one of your hobbies, and thus you would get paid for playing video games. This is unless we're talking about some magical contract stating that you get paid for "doing nothing" as in sitting on a chair and staring at a wall, and any time you spend not staring at the wall would be unpaid.

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#17  Edited By Mrnitropb

Get a job?

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#18  Edited By peepeepoopoo696

Build model gundam figures.

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#19  Edited By DrGanon

Figure out  a way to time travel.