Inventions

For my french class I have to invent something and talk about it. So I was thinking: maybe the GB community could give me some suggestions. It doesn't matter how ridiculous they may be, if you think you got something, be so kind to write it down below.

Thanks.

Do you mean an object or a concept?

@imsh_pl: an object

It may also be an object not many people know about or one from the future.

A device that does your homework for you...wait.

A device that automatically seeks and destroys retarded forum topics. A guy can dream...

This is ridiculous, everyone knows the French don't invent!

Yeah, why are you even in a class about those no-good cheese-eating surrender monkeys?

@Example1013: In Belgium we don't choose our school topics, we are obligated to have 3 hours of French a week.

@ExplicitRockr: Hah, guess I'll be keeping my freedom fries a little longer. Est-ce que vous aimez francais?

@Example1013: French Fries were invented in Belgium (the French part)

et non, je n'aime pas le français.

@ExplicitRockr: Dommage. Les filles francaises sont très belles.

Also a ton of the smart, cute girls in my high school took French.

@Example1013 said:

@ExplicitRockr: Dommage. Les filles francaises sont très belles.

Also a ton of the smart, cute girls in my high school took French.

No shit. Most of the reasonably attractive/intelligent girls did that at my school too.

Most of the bitches ended up taking Spanish.

Go with mechanical stuff . They are simple and impressive .

you want to invent a cheese cutter that you can just put a big block of cheese and it cuts it.

you want to invent a cheese cutter that you can just put a big block of cheese and it cuts it.

Invent a condom spray.

The anti-swear hat. Rigged so it shoves a nasty jolt of electricity whenever you try to swear. See the Southpark movie for the original idea.

For really foul mouthed people, the anti-swear underwear.

I'm tired... it's the best I can do.

@Example1013: French Fries were invented in Belgium (the French part)

et non, je n'aime pas le français.