Jeff Gerstmann, turns to a life of drunken crime

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/10/drunk_miami_man_steals_bmw_fro.php

Sorry. I had to. I also have this problem where everyone just looks like everyone -_-;;

Actually, if he got rid of the pedo stache and was a bit more white, I could totally see it. Someone make with the shooping, it should be super easy.

Hehehe...no.

He has to feed his Skylanders addiction somehow.

@GlenTennis said:

He has to feed his Skylanders addiction somehow.

The Skylanders defense will definitely hold up in court, don't worry about it, guys.

Nah, that guy has way more hair than Jeff.

@GlenTennis said:

He has to feed his Skylanders addiction somehow.

The Skylanders defense will definitely hold up in court, don't worry about it, guys.

Yup, I totally see it.

Guys, guys... remember when Jeff grew his mustache out last year? And then remember how he shaved it?

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

@xobballox said:

@GlenTennis said:

He has to feed his Skylanders addiction somehow.

The Skylanders defense will definitely hold up in court, don't worry about it, guys.

You can't use that excuse for multiple offenses. Sure, it worked well the first time with the DJ Hero 2 Renegade edition plea, but that Star Trek Lifetime Membership bargain almost didn't go through. If anything he'll just ruin the Skylanders defense for the rest of us.

i lol'd

Hahahahaha close enough. I see the resemblance

That's not Jeff. That's Jeff's evil twin from another dimension. Or is Jeff the evil one and he had his brother wrongfully accused? I smell foul play.

as long as he listen to hippty hop I will aprove of what ever jeff do.

Actually, if he got rid of the pedo stache and was a bit more white, I could totally see it. Someone make with the shooping, it should be super easy.

@Vodun said:

Yup, I totally see it.

What is with this totally unedited photo?

I feel sorry for the journalist who had to write that story, but they could have come up with a better lede than that.

CHOP-CHOP. CHOP-CHOP.

Hey. They got the name wrong.

@thevigilanteoflove said:

Hey. They got the name wrong.

But the age's close, right?They go something (almost)right at least.

I don't see the resemblance.

We should contact the Miami New Times and let them know that they have the wrong guy, and send them Jeff's information and picture.

@tfsteefs said:

@Ghostiet said:

@punkxblaze said:

Actually, if he got rid of the pedo stache and was a bit more white, I could totally see it. Someone make with the shooping, it should be super easy.

Well, Jeff had a pedo mustache once.

what about when Ryan & Jeff had bleached blonde hair. What the fuck was up with that. I mean, I get it was the early 00s, but c'mon son

The funny thing to me is them still trying to defend it by saying "Where the fuck were you living?"

And then some people let Jeff tell them what is cool and uncool.

I'm seeing more Ryan than Jeff.

You're not fooling me Tim Schafer!

@tfsteefs said:

@Ghostiet said:

@punkxblaze said:

Actually, if he got rid of the pedo stache and was a bit more white, I could totally see it. Someone make with the shooping, it should be super easy.

Well, Jeff had a pedo mustache once.

what about when Ryan & Jeff had bleached blonde hair. What the fuck was up with that. I mean, I get it was the early 00s, but c'mon son

That style was fucking MONEY son!!!

Okay this one is better than the bunch of other staff look-a-like threads.

@Doomshine said:

You're not fooling me Tim Schafer!

*Flabbergast*

I don't see it :{

I guess he wasn't making enough money here to fund his Skylanders addiction... poor Jeff.

Hopefully they will give him his Skylander toys in jail.

But, that looks nothing like Jeff...

@imsh_pl said:

CHOP-CHOP. CHOP-CHOP.

You mean LEGENDARY Chop-Chop

police sketch? someone?

@dudeglove said:

I was bored.

I want you to be bored all day every day.

That dude is clearly Jeff's brother from another Latin mother.

white people all look the same anyway

@LordXavierBritish said:

couldnt have said it better myself

No way? Here? In Miami?

I could've totally met him... well shit.