#1 Posted by Silock (238 posts) -

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/awkward-situation-as-much-advice-as-possible-please/550203/

Couple of weeks I posted a thread about how I was in a tough spot in

deciding what I should do with the dilemma I was facing. If you do not

wish to read the whole thread the tl’dr version is basicily that

theres this girl whos nearly 40, we like each other know nothing can

happen and all I want is sex with her, oh and she also has an 8 year

old!

So I thought I would post my conclusion because it was your guys

advice that I had taken on board and figured I would share where

abouts it has landed me. So I spoke to her about the situation and

said that all I want out of this is just a bit fun but I don’t wanna

end up hurting her, she replied with that “I know its just fun, you

said before that all you wanted with someone is sex”, so basically we

are “Friends with benefits”. Having that conversation was not as tough

as I thought it was at all, infact quite hte opposite it was the

easiest thing in the world and only lasted a couple of minutes before

we started making out.

Now I spend my lunch breaks instead of eating a sandwich watching TV,

we either head round hers or if we are feeling incredibly classy, go

to a car park and “do stuff” lol. So thanks for your advice guys,

landed me the jackpot lol

Side note: I think its important to say that I am using protection,

don’t want you guys worrying a bout me haha : P

Thanks again : )

Sorry about wall of text, this site isn'tsnt phone friendly lol

#2 Edited by LassieME (233 posts) -

Jesus fomating!

Edit: Good for you man, keep on trucking.

#3 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

And here I thought the mobile site worked alright. 
Anyway, as for the topic at hand... yay

#4 Posted by Silock (238 posts) -

mobile site??

#5 Posted by YoThatLimp (1931 posts) -

I am glad your using condoms.

#6 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
@Silock:  m.giantbomb.com 
#7 Posted by Jimbo (9931 posts) -

Man you got some shit advice in that thread. Except from me, obviously. You're welcome.

#8 Posted by Zacagawea (1609 posts) -

Oh god that was way harder to read then I thought it would be

#9 Posted by Silock (238 posts) -
@ZeForgotten
@Silock:  m.giantbomb.com 
That's obvious..it should of just took me here anyway : /
#10 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@Silock:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

KEEP ON HITTING DAT ASS MAN!

*fist bump*

#11 Posted by dudeglove (8141 posts) -
#12 Posted by cyraxible (696 posts) -

@Silock: If I remember right it's a member only feature.

#13 Posted by SharkEthic (1062 posts) -

Meaning I was spot fucking on with my first post in that thread! Good for you dude, glad it worked out!

#14 Posted by supamon (1334 posts) -

I'm remember your previous thread and I'm glad things worked out for you. Here, have one on me:

#15 Edited by Akyho (1692 posts) -

You should restart this whole topic with "Dear Penthouse".

Online
#16 Posted by RPGee (763 posts) -

Fuck yeah, dude! See how easy it is to talk to someone? Well done, sir.

#17 Posted by TruthTellah (9396 posts) -

I wish you the best of luck with it. I am concerned about your longterm relationship and the possibility of greater issues in the future, but hopefully your special arrangement will just naturally end over time without much fuss. Enjoy it while it lasts and then find a way to move on.

Good luck with it.

Online
#18 Edited by killacam (1286 posts) -

in the new site quest xp should be earned by girl advice that turns out to work, and status debuffs for all who indirectly ruin someone's life through the same means.

#19 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

You fucking lucky fuck.

#20 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -
theres this girl whos nearly 40

That's not a "girl" anymore.

#21 Posted by Sackmanjones (4781 posts) -

Do I read it like a poem?

#22 Posted by pyromagnestir (4333 posts) -

And people say relationship threads never accomplish anything. Way to go us!

Wait a minute... Pics or it didn't happen!

#23 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

well lucky you.

so going to say wear a condom but you said you wear one. which, is good.

make sure you use your own lol. she might be crazy and poking holes in them.

#24 Posted by BonOrbitz (2243 posts) -
#25 Posted by CaptainCody (1518 posts) -

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

#26 Posted by gamefreak9 (2396 posts) -

what about you? How old are you?

#27 Posted by RUDEMIESTER (56 posts) -

@supamon said:

I'm remember your previous thread and I'm glad things worked out for you. Here, have one on me:

Was this only meant for him? Because I placed my hand there too...

#28 Posted by Stonyman65 (2808 posts) -
#29 Posted by supamon (1334 posts) -

@RUDEMIESTER: Sure! High fives for everyone! I won't leave you hanging dude!

#30 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

Also, since you're friends with benefits, hit her up to try any weird sexual stuff you wouldn't ask a normal girl to do!

Rimjobs for all!

#31 Posted by TrafalgarLaw (1199 posts) -

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

May I remind you she is 40? I don't discriminate against older women or anything...but I'm afraid she is using him as a boytoy. But whatever floats his boat man.

#32 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

@TrafalgarLaw said:

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

May I remind you she is 40? I don't discriminate against older women or anything...but I'm afraid she is using him as a boytoy. But whatever floats his boat man.

That's kind of the point, brah

#33 Posted by NegativeCero (3024 posts) -

Woot!

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Rimjobs for all!

You had to go there, didn't you?

#34 Edited by wjb (1687 posts) -

I dunno, man, those sandwich and TV lunch breaks sound pretty good. Your loss, bro.

#35 Posted by mitsuko_souma (135 posts) -

giggity

#36 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) -

@TrafalgarLaw said:

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

May I remind you she is 40? I don't discriminate against older women or anything...but I'm afraid she is using him as a boytoy. But whatever floats his boat man.

Motherfucker, I know how old she is! Shit, making me look like I don't know what I'm replying to, when I know damn well what my intentions are. A forty year-old has countless years of experience that are irreplaceable.

#37 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -
@NegativeCero

Woot!

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Rimjobs for all!

You had to go there, didn't you?

I could have said chocolate milk enemas, in my defence
#38 Posted by Subject2Change (2966 posts) -

Her being 40 and him just wanting sex is the perfect situation. She probably doesn't bring men around due to her kid and having someone to have fun with gets that out of her system. She can be still seeing other people since its just again for fun, and until she or he finds themselves wanting a serious relationship just go for it. While I hate saying it; YOLO. Just don't get it tattooed on yourself or her, please. Congrats and enjoy btw.

#39 Posted by AssInAss (2706 posts) -

@iam3green said:

well lucky you.

so going to say wear a condom but you said you wear one. which, is good.

make sure you use your own lol. she might be crazy and poking holes in them.

Get a few out before that menopause.

#40 Posted by Silock (238 posts) -

alot of your replies made me laugh lol. We both know what this and we pull no punches. Every weekend im going out drinking and she just wishes I have fun :) its a great situation to be in, you guys have me worried about her poking holes through the packet as I always leave the condoms in her draw lol

#41 Posted by Azteck (7449 posts) -

I'm just intrigued by how you choose to format your threads.

#42 Posted by Silock (238 posts) -
@Azteck

I'm just intrigued by how you choose to format your threads.

Sorry was before I realised giantbomb had a mobile site
#43 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Next step is to find out if she has any open-minded MILF friends to join you

#44 Posted by tachyon (18 posts) -

@dudeglove: You did well sir on posting what was needed to be posted.