My awkward situation - the conclusion

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/awkward-situation-as-much-advice-as-possible-please/550203/

Couple of weeks I posted a thread about how I was in a tough spot in

deciding what I should do with the dilemma I was facing. If you do not

wish to read the whole thread the tl’dr version is basicily that

theres this girl whos nearly 40, we like each other know nothing can

happen and all I want is sex with her, oh and she also has an 8 year

old!

So I thought I would post my conclusion because it was your guys

advice that I had taken on board and figured I would share where

abouts it has landed me. So I spoke to her about the situation and

said that all I want out of this is just a bit fun but I don’t wanna

end up hurting her, she replied with that “I know its just fun, you

said before that all you wanted with someone is sex”, so basically we

are “Friends with benefits”. Having that conversation was not as tough

as I thought it was at all, infact quite hte opposite it was the

easiest thing in the world and only lasted a couple of minutes before

we started making out.

Now I spend my lunch breaks instead of eating a sandwich watching TV,

we either head round hers or if we are feeling incredibly classy, go

to a car park and “do stuff” lol. So thanks for your advice guys,

landed me the jackpot lol

Side note: I think its important to say that I am using protection,

don’t want you guys worrying a bout me haha : P

Thanks again : )

Sorry about wall of text, this site isn'tsnt phone friendly lol

Jesus fomating!

Edit: Good for you man, keep on trucking.

And here I thought the mobile site worked alright. 
Anyway, as for the topic at hand... yay

mobile site??

I am glad your using condoms.

Man you got some shit advice in that thread. Except from me, obviously. You're welcome.

Oh god that was way harder to read then I thought it would be

@Silock:  m.giantbomb.com 

@Silock:

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

KEEP ON HITTING DAT ASS MAN!

*fist bump*

@Silock: If I remember right it's a member only feature.

Meaning I was spot fucking on with my first post in that thread! Good for you dude, glad it worked out!

I'm remember your previous thread and I'm glad things worked out for you. Here, have one on me:

You should restart this whole topic with "Dear Penthouse".

Fuck yeah, dude! See how easy it is to talk to someone? Well done, sir.

I wish you the best of luck with it. I am concerned about your longterm relationship and the possibility of greater issues in the future, but hopefully your special arrangement will just naturally end over time without much fuss. Enjoy it while it lasts and then find a way to move on.

Good luck with it.

in the new site quest xp should be earned by girl advice that turns out to work, and status debuffs for all who indirectly ruin someone's life through the same means.

You fucking lucky fuck.

theres this girl whos nearly 40

That's not a "girl" anymore.

Do I read it like a poem?

And people say relationship threads never accomplish anything. Way to go us!

Wait a minute... Pics or it didn't happen!

well lucky you.

so going to say wear a condom but you said you wear one. which, is good.

make sure you use your own lol. she might be crazy and poking holes in them.

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

what about you? How old are you?

@supamon said:

I'm remember your previous thread and I'm glad things worked out for you. Here, have one on me:

Was this only meant for him? Because I placed my hand there too...

@Silock: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV7V8Yj5Z-U

Congrats dude!

@RUDEMIESTER: Sure! High fives for everyone! I won't leave you hanging dude!

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

Also, since you're friends with benefits, hit her up to try any weird sexual stuff you wouldn't ask a normal girl to do!

Rimjobs for all!

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

May I remind you she is 40? I don't discriminate against older women or anything...but I'm afraid she is using him as a boytoy. But whatever floats his boat man.

@TrafalgarLaw said:

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

May I remind you she is 40? I don't discriminate against older women or anything...but I'm afraid she is using him as a boytoy. But whatever floats his boat man.

That's kind of the point, brah

Woot!

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Rimjobs for all!

You had to go there, didn't you?

I dunno, man, those sandwich and TV lunch breaks sound pretty good. Your loss, bro.

giggity

@TrafalgarLaw said:

@Napalm said:

You fucking lucky fuck.

May I remind you she is 40? I don't discriminate against older women or anything...but I'm afraid she is using him as a boytoy. But whatever floats his boat man.

Motherfucker, I know how old she is! Shit, making me look like I don't know what I'm replying to, when I know damn well what my intentions are. A forty year-old has countless years of experience that are irreplaceable.

Woot!

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

Rimjobs for all!

You had to go there, didn't you?

Her being 40 and him just wanting sex is the perfect situation. She probably doesn't bring men around due to her kid and having someone to have fun with gets that out of her system. She can be still seeing other people since its just again for fun, and until she or he finds themselves wanting a serious relationship just go for it. While I hate saying it; YOLO. Just don't get it tattooed on yourself or her, please. Congrats and enjoy btw.

@iam3green said:

well lucky you.

so going to say wear a condom but you said you wear one. which, is good.

make sure you use your own lol. she might be crazy and poking holes in them.

Get a few out before that menopause.

alot of your replies made me laugh lol. We both know what this and we pull no punches. Every weekend im going out drinking and she just wishes I have fun :) its a great situation to be in, you guys have me worried about her poking holes through the packet as I always leave the condoms in her draw lol

I'm just intrigued by how you choose to format your threads.

I'm just intrigued by how you choose to format your threads.

Next step is to find out if she has any open-minded MILF friends to join you

@dudeglove: You did well sir on posting what was needed to be posted.