Nominate your best 'About me' page.

Go ahead, pick someone. I'd like something to read.

oh and quote it here if you can.

Yours? I dunno, I rarely ever check. Be interesting to see if anyone comes up with any decent ones though.

Snide's is pretty good.

I never pay attention to them.

Mine mentions the fact that crawdads and crayfish are the same animal. I think it's safe to say nobody ever looks at them. Agree @MKHavoc