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Nov. 8, 2009
  • @Bones8677 said: " @Tebbit said: " This is why Americans are fat and the Japanese have crazy test-your-might television shows. "Oh yeah? Well when the nuclear winter comes round, guess whose gonna survive the harsh cold. >: ) "Yes, the obese and the Japanese... Damn!  I guess it's time for me to take up the ultimate daily routine: Burger King Pilates.
    12 hours, 36 minutes ago
  • Wait, does this bullet come with a gun?  If so, I could probably kill Triple H.  If not, I could probably kill Ponyo.
    12 hours, 48 minutes ago
  • @dbz1995 said: " @oldschool said: " @Diamond said: " @oldschool said: Intentional?  Coincidence?Someone made that with the ingame character editor. "Now I understand.  Bloody PS3 fanboys  ^_^ "Watchu say, u n00b? I gonna wast u nn tinngs coz u b sayin dat it be PS3 fanboys doin dis. How u no dat it wernt xbox360 fanboys?  I gonna pump u, muddafock. "Lets take this to Step Up 2: The Streets. ...
    12 hours, 57 minutes ago
  • This is why Americans are fat and the Japanese have crazy test-your-might television shows.
    13 hours, 1 minute ago
  • Tebbit replied to the topic LOL drink
    Doesn't Golden Circle make those cheap-as-hell various fruit drinks? Including one that says SARS on it, but is actually Sarsaparilla and confused me greatly when I first saw it? Anyway where i'm going with this is that it looks like these drinks are just a re-branded version of these.
    13 hours, 6 minutes ago
  • Ok, i'm gonna say something outrageous here: Who cares about the player cap!? It's not like this is the fault of consoles specifically... there have been plenty of 32 player console games (ok... Warhawk and KZ2), hell, MAG is 256 players.  So in this specific instance, this isn't a reason to say "OMG Infinity Ward is forgetting the PC gamer NOYNOYNOYNOY". I'd rather have the number of players that they designed ...
    13 hours, 14 minutes ago
  • Tebbit replied to the topic Why was Vinny out?
    @natetodamax said: " @AjayRaz said: " @JJOR64 said: " He is on a secret mission to break into the White House. "why the hell does he have to do that?  "Classified. If you want to know, ask him yourself, but he'll have to kill you afterwords. "Remember John Kennedy? THAT was Vinny.
    13 hours, 52 minutes ago
Nov. 7, 2009
  • I have them. And didnt know what they were also. I wonder if you can get them professionally cleaned out or something.
    20 hours, 15 minutes ago
Nov. 5, 2009
  • @Diamond said:  Seriously, what if they had called the spam group N.I.G.G.E.R.S., I think we'd be talking about this differently.Noobs Interested in Grenading Guys with Evil Repercussions. Saxaphone
    2 days, 22 hours ago
  • Tebbit uploaded 1 new image
    2 days, 23 hours ago
  • Whats a foxtrot?
    3 days ago
  • Wait, I didn't even know Earthworm Jim 3 existed!  Thats cool, though there are certainly, shall we say.... cheaper ways of getting those games.
    3 days, 13 hours ago
  • On the basis of who "appears" to value their consumers more, definately EA. Activision has got that "we're gonna take a franchise, and keep making it till it isn't good anymore" thing going for them. Sure, EA used to look like that, but now they're the underdog, and caused Deadspace to happen. What have Activision done for you recently that didn't make you think that they were just big dicks ...
    3 days, 14 hours ago
  • @StaticFalconar said: " So my dream of buying a Dragster car that is painted to literally look like a giant penis is dead, bummer. "You could still make your own and then not upload it? Unless its automatic or some junk like that.  Or if you really want to drive a car that looks like a giant penis, does Forza 3 have a Honda Civic? *BAM!*
    3 days, 15 hours ago
Nov. 3, 2009
  • @wrecks said: " Just turned 40 and never been happier in my life. Judge me. "Judged! I'm half your age and feel like shite :D
    4 days, 21 hours ago
  • Tebbit replied to the topic Bombcast Watitng Room
    Hey, screw you guys, i'm staying here!  Enjoy your Bombcast... SUCKERS
    4 days, 21 hours ago
Nov. 2, 2009
  • Futuremark makes those 3DMark benchmarks right? I wonder if they can actually make a game...
    6 days ago
  • Tebbit replied to the topic Favourite Mario game of all time? in the Mario board.
    @Siphillis said: " Super Mario Galaxy.  Hands down my favorite game of all time.  It capitalized on both Mario's established pedigree, while taking the three dimensional series where it needed to go, in a time where platformers appeared dead or abandoned.  It also rekindled my interest in video games, which has sent my wallet back hundred of dollar since. "This! That game made me enjoy video games again, after a ...
    6 days ago
  • Jinpachi is an asshole. I voted for regular sized Jin
    6 days, 10 hours ago
  • Tebbit replied to the topic Did I just completely fuck myself? in the Forza Motorsport 3 board.
    @natetodamax said: " The thread title alone makes it worthy enough to receive a response from me. "I have nothing useful to say either! Lets join forces! :p
    6 days, 11 hours ago
Added by Tebbit on Feb. 19, 2009

Dude, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

A few things describe Noby Noby Boy:

1: Controls are fucked up (Think dual-joystick shooter, but where the bullet is your legs).
2: You can eat too much, and remove your arse or head, at which point it can skitter around on its own.
3: Wandering NPC's determine that it would be a good idea to go for a ride on your back.
4: ...
5: Katamari References!!!
6: Profit (probably).

I don't even know if i'm having fun yet.
All I knows is that I ate 27 farmyard animals, before having my head ejected from my body, flying into a pedestrian cat mail lady and jamming her in a window.

Noby Noby Boy, in stores now.

:-O
Related to: Noby Noby Boy


Added by Tebbit on Sept. 24, 2008

Soo, WIPEOUT HD.

See, I caught you off-guard with that one didn't I?
Anyway, go and play that damn game, it's so awesome, it potentially needs its own theme song.

na na na na na na na na, WIPE, OUT.

To the Wipe Cave!

Hmm.
Related to: Wipeout HD


Added by Tebbit on July 22, 2008

And so I shall. For now, enjoy this hilarious placeholder.

Where, you ask?

Let me just.... *scuffle*















Oh lord, IT BROKE THE CAGE.


Tebbit's Reviews
Furiously awesome. (Yep, you heard me). (PS3)
So here's the short of it: This expansion pack essentially Wipeout HD 2. In fact if it were a standalone product, it would actually be a more feature-rich game than HD was, so for almost half the price it's worth a purchase based on economics alone. But what really sells ...
Reviewed by Tebbit on July 24, 2009

4 out of 4 found this review helpful.


Date Joined: July 21, 2008
City: Wanganui
Gender: Male
Alignment: Sony
Points: 346 Points
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buzz_clik is urgh.
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Having a Borderlands party as we speak.....needs more cowbell.
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BoG no esta.
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Lashe is pretty stoaked about the new Achievements stuff