Oompa-Loompa vs. Munchkin: Who wins?

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#1  Edited By Deusoma
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#2  Edited By Deusoma

It's the supporting character grudge match of the year, folks! Willy Wonka's creepy-as-all-hell singing workers vs. the cheery yet brutally oppressed populace of Oz in a no-holds-barred battle to the death! 
 
You can think of this as a one-on-one affair or a group battle, but either way, there are an equal number of Little People on both sides.

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#3  Edited By Ragdrazi

Munchkin's ain't shit but fucking lollipop fuckers.  Oompa-Loompas are fucking stone cold blooded. You mess with their shit, doesn't matter if your a kid, adult, whatever, they will fuck you up.

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#4  Edited By brutal_bisp

Really?

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#5  Edited By Bones8677

Oompa-Loompas fight dirty. They'll shiv you at any moment you disrespect them.

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#6  Edited By Deusoma
@yousuck137: 
This is the off-topic board, so abso- fucking-lutely.
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#7  Edited By DallyDoll

Oompa-Loompas, no question. Them dudes is crazy.

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#8  Edited By brutal_bisp
@Deusoma said:
" @yousuck137: 
This is the off-topic board, so abso- fucking-lutely. "
I like your reasoning.
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#9  Edited By penguindust

'Loompas will cut you, man.  They will fuck your shit up!  
 
Munchkins will share their bowl, though so they make better buds.

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#10  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

Oompa-Loompa. If Tolkien had dwarves then Dahl has Oopma-Loompas.

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#11  Edited By Phog_of_War

Yeah I have to say that the Loompas got just a little gangsta in them. 
 
But dont sleep on the Munchkins street cred, they got bling (yellow brick road = gold)   They got an instinct to survive too.  After all, they had been hiding from the Witches crazy-ass flying monkeys.  Now those guys will murder you and eat the body to hide it.  Also I bet the Munchkins throw a helluva party. 
 
 
Also, this for you to photoshop: 
 

 
 
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#12  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

Oompa-loompa's have seen some shit. 
  

  They had to work for this man!
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#13  Edited By mylifeforAiur

I just don't trust Oompa-loompa's^^

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#14  Edited By Caligula

 Munchkin's are gangsters

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Deep Roy is a total bad ass on Eastbound and Down and he is technically an Oompa-Loompa yet the Munchkins of the underrated Chevy Chase classic Under the Rainbow could hold their liquor and take a punch.   This is tough but I have to go with the Oompa-Loompa's and their musical delight in the horrific industrial accidents of children.

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#16  Edited By RsistncE

This thread = month's worth of nightmares.