People aging is really depressing

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#1  Edited By GunslingerPanda

My mum is 50 today, is that not depressing!? She'll be dead in a few years!

Let's fight against aging! Join me brothers! We must fight!

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#2  Edited By HandsomeDead

Get her some Oil of Ulay and she'll be fine.

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#3  Edited By GunslingerPanda

@HandsomeDead said:

Get her some Oil of Ulay and she'll be fine.

Hmmm, good plan Batman!

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#4  Edited By Adamsons

The average lifespan in the developed world is what? 70 - 80 Years.

You will probably die in a freak accident before her. How depressing is that :D?

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#5  Edited By Dangerlove

I went through something like this a few months ago.

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#6  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

A few years? Did we time travel back a few centuries? I think she'll live many, many more years.

Also, aging is not depressing. People slowly getting fatter and fatter, at least in the U.S., now that's some depressing shit.

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#7  Edited By meteora

Good thing she lives in the 21st century, a little more than thousand years ago the average life expectancy was about 40.

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#8  Edited By nelander

well currently there is only one known method to stop aging

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#9  Edited By LaszloKovacs

50 and dead in a few years?

Are you, like, planning to kill her?

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#10  Edited By Branthog

It's not just sad when you see your parents getting to the age that you remember your grandparents at, but it's sad to see your much younger siblings get older -- or the constant reminder when you see people you grew up watching on television or movies or playing music and you realize suddenly that they're in their 60s. And, next thing you know, so are you. Ugh. I just hope I get a lot more FPS and reflex gaming in before then.

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#11  Edited By TheHumanDove

I find aging funny.

Ha-ha!

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#13  Edited By StaticFalconar

Soylent green time

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#14  Edited By KarlPilkington

My great-grandmother died when she was 103. Your mum will be fine.

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#15  Edited By GunslingerPanda

@KarlPilkington said:

My great-grandmother died when she was 103. Your mum will be fine.

Do you still live near that guy with a horse in his house?

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#16  Edited By KarlPilkington

@GunslingerPanda said:

@KarlPilkington said:

My great-grandmother died when she was 103. Your mum will be fine.

Do you still live near that guy with a horse in his house?

Haha, that was the family who were really rough but had a nice looking baby, which then grew up and started chasing cars.

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#17  Edited By GunslingerPanda

@KarlPilkington said:

@GunslingerPanda said:

@KarlPilkington said:

My great-grandmother died when she was 103. Your mum will be fine.

Do you still live near that guy with a horse in his house?

Haha, that was the family who were really rough but had a nice looking baby, which then grew up and started chasing cars.

LOL, genius.

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#18  Edited By penguindust

The single most gratifying benefit of aging is knowing that all you young whippersnappers will get old, too.

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#19  Edited By zeforgotten

A few years and in between 1-5 years, or what? Because if she dies at 55 then that sure is depressing

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#20  Edited By deanoxd

i think it would depress your mom if she knew, you thought she was so old that she would be dead soon. and if you think 50 is old wait until you get there you won't feel the same way.

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#21  Edited By Gerhabio

3 of my grandparents died before 60

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#22  Edited By deathstriker666

Fuck medicare. Old people fucking over the young once again.

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#23  Edited By KarlPilkington

Also my Dad died when he was 40 so just be happy people are alive.

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#24  Edited By Seesic
@LaszloKovacs said:

50 and dead in a few years?

Are you, like, planning to kill her?

Haha you made my day
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#25  Edited By ImmortalSaiyan

50 is not that old. She probably has 20-30 years left.

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#26  Edited By Slaker117

My mom turned fifty when I was twelve.

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#27  Edited By lazyturtle

50 isn't really that old. People really start to get old nowadays in their late 60s. You'll see, you'll go away come back and think "damn, my mom looks like an old lady".

Also, your mom is already dead and was replaced with a bodysnatcher. Deal with it.

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#28  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble give a whistle

This will help things turn out for the best

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#29  Edited By themangalist

@LaszloKovacs said:

50 and dead in a few years?

Are you, like, planning to kill her?

That is... ingenious, good sir.

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#30  Edited By Fizzy

Yeah, aging is depressing. Eh, nothing you can do about it though (Not yet at least) so might as well make the best of it!

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#31  Edited By amomjc

@GunslingerPanda said:

My mum is 50 today, is that not depressing!? She'll be dead in a few years!

Let's fight against aging! Join me brothers! We must fight!

Few years? She must not be healthy, women are pushing the limits these days as long as they aren't inviting death to dinner. Anyway, I don't see how it's disappointing, but my faith in my religion and future help me to feel better and take every day with new vigor.

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If your mum was like 90 this post would make a lot more sense.

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#33  Edited By iam3green

yes, it is sad. you know what is more sad, you getting older. i know that feeling.

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#34  Edited By 234r2we232

Turn on Last.fm on XBL. 
 
Play music by any band that's at least 20-30 years old. 
 
Watch dem pictures.

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#35  Edited By samfo
@GunslingerPanda: a simple "happy birthday" would probably be more appropriate than the whole death thing...
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#36  Edited By Nitrocore

Are you telling me that the drugs don't work?

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When I was 13 my mom was 60....I was scared then cause I knew she wasn't going to be there to see most of my life and help me through it all. Then later I was like fuck that, when she dies I'm getting the house and money in the bank.

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#38  Edited By benpicko

@Nelander said:

well currently there is only one known method to stop aging

GIVE ME THIS METHOD!

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#39  Edited By LiquidS

@Zacagawea: Your a glass half full type of person and that is what I like about you.

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#40  Edited By Gabriel

@benpicko said:

@Nelander said:

well currently there is only one known method to stop aging

GIVE ME THIS METHOD!

Rat Poison.

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#41  Edited By benpicko

@Gabriel said:

@benpicko said:

@Nelander said:

well currently there is only one known method to stop aging

GIVE ME THIS METHOD!

Rat Poison.

OK I'll try this, thanks a lot.

Sounds like a plan.

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#42  Edited By tim_the_corsair

50 you say?

Aww hell, I'd still hit it!

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#43  Edited By Rhaknar

shes 50 and she´ll be dead in a few years? unless shes sick, why wouldnt she last until say...80 at least?