Post a picture of yourself (s*** just got real)

@dudeglove said:

FINALLY I CAN SEE WHAT THE INTERNET LOOKS LIKE

It's people. The Internet is made out of people. They're making our Internet out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for @Replies on Twitter. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: I can only do the left one, sadly. And it's not as intriguing when you see that face blocking the way as you try to exit the restroom asking in a low, gravelly voice "Did you just tinkle? Nice." Don't know why that never seems to work...

And also be careful now. I don't want or need to be freed from my cage of insecurity, as the world of hope and happiness outside it scares me immensely.

I can also only do it with one eyebrow, and its also the left one xD

By the way, I can remember being 12, having a huge crush on Christian Slater (who was real big in the 90's), standing in front of the mirror and practicing the eyebrow raising because he always did it in his movies :D Slater, however, got it from Jack Nicholson... so I was probably just imitating Jack Nicholson xD

Oh, and don't worry, I know how much your own insecurity can be a safe harbor.

@Atramentous said:

@dudeglove said:

FINALLY I CAN SEE WHAT THE INTERNET LOOKS LIKE

It's people. The Internet is made out of people. They're making our Internet out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for @Replies on Twitter. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

I love you, man!

Old photo that happend to already be in the system. I have cut my hair at least 3 times since then.

@CL60 said:

@Morrow

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: I can only do the left one, sadly. And it's not as intriguing when you see that face blocking the way as you try to exit the restroom asking in a low, gravelly voice "Did you just tinkle? Nice." Don't know why that never seems to work...

And also be careful now. I don't want or need to be freed from my cage of insecurity, as the world of hope and happiness outside it scares me immensely.

I can also only do it with one eyebrow, and its also the left one xD

By the way, I can remember being 12, having a huge crush on Christian Slater (who was real big in the 90's), standing in front of the mirror and practicing the eyebrow raising because he always did it in his movies :D Slater, however, got it from Jack Nicholson... so I was probably just imitating Jack Nicholson xD

Oh, and don't worry, I know how much your own insecurity can be a safe harbor.

I got my eyebrow raising from The Rock.

And you're gonna eat what The Rock is cookin'!

@Atramentous said:

@dudeglove said:

FINALLY I CAN SEE WHAT THE INTERNET LOOKS LIKE

It's people. The Internet is made out of people. They're making our Internet out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for @Replies on Twitter. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

We're all pawns in a larger game of Twiiter @ replies

@Atramentous: wait does that mean it's made out of people like a reaper? no, no, this is no good!

Here's a blurry photo of myself from about 3 months ago. It's a panda.

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teaching her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

@pyromagnestir:

I totally believe you, oh manliest of men :]

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teacher her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

I read trifles as titties, like man pecks, just saying.

@Paindamnation said:

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teacher her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

I read trifles as titties, like man pecks, just saying.

Who are you and why are you suddenly everywhere???

@SlasherMan said:

@pyromagnestir: I think you should totally keep posting your picture every time you post... or am I the only one who was entertained by that?

yea i gotta admit, it was starting to grow on me as well

@Yummylee said:

@Paindamnation said:

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teacher her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

I read trifles as titties, like man pecks, just saying.

Who are you and why are you suddenly everywhere???

Didn't think everywhere was two places. Dunno who I am really ethereal beings count right? Jeez 14k+ posts. My fingers would hurt from typing.

@Paindamnation: No fingers. Bloody stumps.

@VinceNotVance said:

Hoes on my dick cuz I look like a girl?

@Paindamnation said:

@Yummylee said:

@Paindamnation said:

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teacher her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

I read trifles as titties, like man pecks, just saying.

Who are you and why are you suddenly everywhere???

Didn't think everywhere was two places. Dunno who I am really ethereal beings count right? Jeez 14k+ posts. My fingers would hurt from typing.

14K+ posts across 4 years, though, can't miss that part out. Besides, this is nuttin' compared to certain other crazies.

@Paindamnation said:

@Yummylee said:

@Paindamnation said:

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teacher her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

I read trifles as titties, like man pecks, just saying.

Who are you and why are you suddenly everywhere???

Didn't think everywhere was two places. Dunno who I am really ethereal beings count right? Jeez 14k+ posts. My fingers would hurt from typing.

So much spam.

@Yummylee said:

@Paindamnation said:

@Yummylee said:

@Paindamnation said:

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow: My big sister made me practice it when I was very little. I don't know why. I doubt it had anything to do with Christian Slater, however, as that would be weird. I try to return the favor by teacher her kids, but they can't do it.

Also (puffing up my chest) Insecure? Me? Haha. I'm a manly man of much manliness and confidence not hindered by such trifles. Believe me! (no really, you believe me right?)

@SlasherMan: Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was, however, a little worried about the mods cutting me off if I kept it up to long.

@MrJorOwe: Childhood trauma lifted. Thank you sir.

I read trifles as titties, like man pecks, just saying.

Who are you and why are you suddenly everywhere???

Didn't think everywhere was two places. Dunno who I am really ethereal beings count right? Jeez 14k+ posts. My fingers would hurt from typing.

14K+ posts across 4 years, though, can't miss that part out. Besides, this is nuttin' compared to certain other crazies.

I had to dig through Myspace, MYSPACE, remember when that was a thing? This is when I was 20 going on 21 taking my friend to her prom, 2 years old pretty much look the same, I never age as an ethereal being. And yeah I've been watching the site for awhile, gametrailers pointed me to gb because Jeff was always on the panels and I liked jeff's commentary so I checked out the site and did the paid membership for the video's and Supporting. anyways, next post will be my ugly mug. WATCH OUT.

@ProfessorK said:

@Atramentous: wait does that mean it's made out of people like a reaper? no, no, this is no good!

More like Soylent Green.

I know I look horrible.

The legendary habster3 in the flesh (this camera makes me look a lot shittier looking than in real life; just saying)

Well, this is much more honesty than the Internet usually allows. Hurray for decent Internet communities!

As a reward, here's a picture of the greatest shirt in the world:

@Morrow: I knew there was a reason I was following you.

@Morrow said:

@pyromagnestir:

I totally believe you, oh manliest of men :]

Oh no! You've over corrected and now the door to my cage of insecurity has burst open and there is nothing between me and the sunshine and music and pretty girls and joy beyond. I don't feel well. I think I will crouch down and put my head between my knees until I no longer feel like fainting, After that maybe I'll venture outside, eyebrow ever cocked, and try to talk to the pretty girls I see out there. However after I inevitably am shunned and crawl back, bloodied and scarred, slamming tight the door behind me, know that you were the cause of it all.

Side note, this has been a fun day on the internet.

@pyromagnestir said:

@Morrow said:

@pyromagnestir:

I totally believe you, oh manliest of men :]

Oh no! You've over corrected and now the door to my cage of insecurity has burst open and there is nothing between me and the sunshine and music and pretty girls and joy beyond. I don't feel well. I think I will crouch down and put my head between my knees until I no longer feel like fainting, After that maybe I'll venture outside, eyebrow ever cocked, and try to talk to the pretty girls I see out there. However after I inevitably am shunned and crawl back, bloodied and scarred, slamming tight the door behind me, know that you were the cause of it all.

Side note, this has been a fun day on the internet.

And a fun day outside presumably.

@Paindamnation: It's always a fun day outside the internet because I get to be as dumb as I want with people who know me.

@nosiwohL: ;D

Well, I suppose I'll post my face, and goddamn it, I might regret it.

@MrJorOwe said:

Had to laugh at people immediately latching on to a female. Terrible, just terrible.

its natural. I think it takes working in an office or other professional context with attractive people before that can be muzzled. And to be sure, its muzzling, not lack of interest.

@nosiwohL said:

I sure can.

Taken from my facebook, also my most recent.

The most recent clear pic, already uploaded. I trimmed down the goat a bit, and lost 25 lbs being the only difference.

@CL60: No. Fucking no. Stop shattering my reality with your truths!

@CL60: You're not Riddick at all...

End of the thread. I enjoyed it, thank you!

@InternetCrab said:

@wmaustin55 said:

@BoG

@FluxWaveZ said:

This is my new favorite picture.

Same. So awesome haha

The funny thing is that I have already seen this picture. I for some reason browsed through alot of duders albums, and I found this picture just a few days ago! Anyhow, awesome as hell.

Same here hah.

@Atramentous: @mandude: You guys can still believe I'm Riddick!

@CL60: You've ruined everything.

@FesteringNeon: You should grow a beard.

I'm the one that isn't Jeff Gerstmann.

So you're the one on the left? Isn't the one on the right Jeff Gertzmann? :P