Ryan Davis made a B-movie?? (Fun)

I was going through some German news when I found this article about a B-movie festival and the movies that will be shown there.

And then this:

Could this be the "Duder" himself? LOL We do know he has the chops to make a good B-movie.

@ryan Please confirm ;)

Anyway, I thought this is too funny to be passed!

glasses, check. beard, check. mutant dick, check.

Yeah, the title of the movie alone is MEGA-check!

This seems to perfect to be real.

This is just a fake poster someone made, right? RIGHT?!

@mooseymcman: Nope, the real deal

Here is the link to the movie:Attack of the Mutant Dick from Outer Space

The Movie (a short from Spain) can be watched on youtube. I have posted the link above. Super hilarious!

Someone needs to photoshop the rest of the bombcrew in there.

I just tweeted Taswell. I'll get back if he responds.

Is that Rorie dressed up like a woman next to him? That explains all the hand holding in the past.

Ah shoot, the illusion is broken for me.

Unless... is this a pseudonym?!

Careful, the fun police regard posting look-a-likes as spam, so I was recently informed.

Wait! Is that Roger Coreman's son!

@alternate said:

Clearly we should then shift the topic of conversation to this undiscovered gem.

So does this classify as a B-movie, or like a D-movie?

@equitasinvictus: Randy Goreman...? This has to be a pseudonym.... who else would be named that? LOL

It appears this person exists. http://www.myspace.com/numetalqueendj/photos/16236963#%7B%22ImageId%22%3A16236963%7D

"Randy" by itself, however, can be reworded to Ryan D!

Can't spell Ryan without Randy. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT

I've watched the whole 25 mins! I would describe it as D-movie with B-movie ambitions because of it's hilarity.

Yep... agreed!

@equitasinvictus: Randy Goreman. Anagram for Ranger May Don. Ryan drove a truck, the Ford Ranger is a truck. We all know Ryan is secretly a Don. From M to Y is 12 letters, in the middle is S. Add the 1 for A and we get T.

R. T. D.

Collusion!

YEAH! Why does this all make sense?? Hail to the conspiracy theories!

He looks like a spanish Ryan.

I love Giant Bomb.

This summer, One man, One beard and One Mutant Dick. Fear is a choice, but beards are mandatory.

I'm just gonna apologize now. I'm very bored and very bad with GIMP. I envisioned Vinny on the right and Patrick on the left but I already wasted so much time just getting this travesty together.

I was actually reminded more of Kevin Smith when I saw the poster.

@equitasinvictus said:

Ah shoot, the illusion is broken for me.

Unless... is this a pseudonym?!

Randy Goreman

Rany Dgoreman

Ryan Dman

Ryan (is) Da man

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

@villainy said:

I'm just gonna apologize now. I'm very bored and very bad with GIMP. I envisioned Vinny on the right and Patrick on the left but I already wasted so much time just getting this travesty together.

No apologies necessary. It's perfect.

I hope this is about a detective.

I'ts still real to me damn it.

An appropriate GIF.

EDIT: Which didn't show up in my post.

Anyway, "Attack of the Mutant Dick From Outer Space" definitely sounds like something Ryan would make fun of. It also sounds absolutely atrocious, so naturally this site (and maybe even my grumpy old ass) would love it.

@villainy said:

I'm just gonna apologize now. I'm very bored and very bad with GIMP. I envisioned Vinny on the right and Patrick on the left but I already wasted so much time just getting this travesty together.

yep, works!