This just came to me, doing some Jumping Jacks...
Goodness griefs best.
How do you like it? And would you like to coin a phrase of your own? Share your latest Wisdom folks!
"Beeeeeeeeeecause I love you...sooooooooooooo fuck off." - best used when your girlfriend asks you why you did something.
Yes, I have actually said this to my girlfriend (specifically at a restaurant when I picked up the check for everyone at the table). She giggled immensely at it.
Better to grow a beard than to brave one's face to the frigid air of a hot Summer's afternoon in Tahiti.
Life ISN'T like a box of chocolates because every box of chocolate has a slip of paper telling you exactly what kind of chocolate each chocolate is so you know EXACTLY what you're gonna get. Forrest Dumb Ass More Like It.
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