The Coin a Phrase Thread - Share Your Latest Wisdom

This just came to me, doing some Jumping Jacks...

Goodness griefs best.

How do you like it? And would you like to coin a phrase of your own? Share your latest Wisdom folks!

"Back of the box quote."

Screaming "AHAGHJAKBHJBSAJKHXNXSJKJAMKAMK" into a pillow DOES NOT make you feel better

"The Cardinal is on me tonight, ladies" - Best used when angry at an inanimate object like a welcome mat.

I don't really have any fully original phrases, but I just finished watching Horrible Bosses, and "I'd like to bender her over a barrel and show her the 50 states" is totally going in my one-liner bank from this day forward.

@rebgav said:

@Sploder said:

Screaming "AHAGHJAKBHJBSAJKHXNXSJKJAMKAMK" into a pillow DOES NOT make you feel better

Too many consonants, that's why. Vowels are the best lubricant.

OH, so that's where I've been going wrong. Cheers man.

Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary quick looks.

"Beeeeeeeeeecause I love you...sooooooooooooo fuck off." - best used when your girlfriend asks you why you did something.

Yes, I have actually said this to my girlfriend (specifically at a restaurant when I picked up the check for everyone at the table). She giggled immensely at it.

"I'll fix it in post" - not actually mine, but I like using it.

'Slice your bread, get a slice of bread. Break your bread, get a slice of life.'

"Streets ahead"

Better to grow a beard than to brave one's face to the frigid air of a hot Summer's afternoon in Tahiti.

Life ISN'T like a box of chocolates because every box of chocolate has a slip of paper telling you exactly what kind of chocolate each chocolate is so you know EXACTLY what you're gonna get. Forrest Dumb Ass More Like It.