Today I had a food orgasm.

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Edited By artofwar420

I had been craving gyros, how I imagine a pregnant woman would for a few months now, and everytime I went out something would come up that would not let me get a gyro. The tension and desire built up to levels I have never experienced before.

Then I saw it, the place, the moment, my wallet, they were speaking in tongues to me. I understood the calling. Gyro in hand I took the first bite, and felt a surge of ecstasy, this must be what heaven is like. I had accomplished my goal, and I needed a shower.

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#1 Edited By artofwar420

I had been craving gyros, how I imagine a pregnant woman would for a few months now, and everytime I went out something would come up that would not let me get a gyro. The tension and desire built up to levels I have never experienced before.

Then I saw it, the place, the moment, my wallet, they were speaking in tongues to me. I understood the calling. Gyro in hand I took the first bite, and felt a surge of ecstasy, this must be what heaven is like. I had accomplished my goal, and I needed a shower.

14 years ago

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#2 Edited By turambar35

um, congratulations?

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#3 Edited By keyhunter

That shit looks awful. 10 peices of churches chicken on the other hand...

14 years ago

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#4 Edited By masternater27

That's how I'm feeling about Hawaiian style pizza right now. I've been craving it for at least 3 months

14 years ago

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#5 Edited By artofwar420

@keyhunter said:

" That shit looks awful. 10 peices of churches chicken on the other hand... "

Well, mine didn't look like that, but to each their own.

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#6 Edited By keyhunter

@artofwar420 said:

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@keyhunter said:
" That shit looks awful. 10 peices of churches chicken on the other hand... "
Well, mine didn't look like that, but to each their own. "

Seriously though, what is that thing? The unknown scares me.

14 years ago

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#7 Edited By Snail

To me it's usually with Japanese food.

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#8 Edited By auspiciousqueue

That actually looks good. I hope no one was around when you partook in that gyro.

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#9 Edited By artofwar420

That is a gyro, it's literally food from the gods. Ground lamb meat, pit roasted, a delicious dressing that is made of yogurt and other Greek stuff. Onions, and tomatoes. You should try one.

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