What would you do if you had $10,000,000,000?

You do not need a thread like this. It is pretty much just spam. 

I would give it all to someone to press the flag button for me... yeah I'm lazy.

Hire a professional hitman to take out op.

2 girls at the same time.

" 2 girls at the same time. "

I would make threads slightly different from ones that were just made.

Buy the best. Fucking. Donut. Ever.

blow up the earth 

Cocaine.

put a bounty on those who made jeff lose his job.

Have sex with your mom.

Everything. It's 10 billion dollars, dude.

while keeping a few million to live comfortably, the rest i would invest to create more jobs, and cheaper energy sources

two words...penis enlargement

Get every video game console and the AAA games with them.
 
Pay for college for my friends and I.
 
Create a game development and publishing company with employees.
 
Create dream game.
 
Use rest of the money to support my Mother.
 
The End.

" two words...penis enlargement "

 I think the real question is,

What wouldn't I do if I had $10,000,000,000.

" @ChristianCastillo said:

" two words...penis enlargement "

Dude what a waste of money if you have 10 billion dollars you would be popular with the ladies with one an inch long. "

Spend it all on video games.

Buy a gold toaster and toast toast.

HUGE HOUSE with listed rooms
Classic Arcade (everything from Donkey Kong - Crazy Taxi)
Movie Theatre with top of the line stuff
Game room with all the classic systems hooked up to big LED tvs and of course all the classic games for those systems
In door pool with a huge slide and a nice size diving board not to tall because i'm afraid of hights
In door Basketball hoop
 
STRIPPER ROOM (strippers included)
 
And a few more things as they come up.

" Have sex with your mom. "

Buy shit.

" @sopranosfan said:

" 2 girls at the same time. "

I love you. "

I'd buy a fukkin Ferrari... like immediately.

" Have sex with your mom. "

I would have everything I want and never work again maybe?...

travel. lots of traveling.

Guns. Lots of guns. 
 
...and a new DS.

" Buy a gold toaster and toast toast. "

Bank it.

I would buy a house in every country in the world, a private jet, and say "Fuck off" to education.

I would hire and outfit an elite team of ninjas to kidnap and enslave Midnight Brown and force Jeff to perform gigs for me and my friends 21 hours a day. Also, I would create a highly advanced DNA targeted rocket launcher that would only fly to Ausralia and hit Yahtzee in the balls, twice.

Go to the Mooooon, 
 
 
 
 
The go agaiiiin.

"  I think the real question is,

What wouldn't I do if I had $10,000,000,000.

"

Buy as much naked cartoon pussy as possible.
 
In all seriousness I'm locking this now. It's pretty much a spam topic and doesn't really lead anywhere other than folks just dicking about rather than being productive!