Why women hate me for being beautiful

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

Hint: They don't hate you because you're beautiful. They hate you cause you're a cunt.

I demand a fistbump!

the best response was the parody article written in the guardian

I would burn everything I own and sell my soul to Satan just to have a moment in the presence of Samantha Brick.
 
Oh wait, no I wouldn't, because I'm not a fucking loon. And she's at least a 4. When she smiles, the top half of her face is screaming in agony, and the bottom half is hungry for the blood of the damned. Good god. And her Husband looks like a Walrus.

The fact she likes France is a good enough reason to have her beheaded . She would be the most beautiful head in the Tower of London though. Tourists would flock in their millions.

2/10 Her elbows could cut diamonds.