Hack and Slash and More of the Same
So, GoW3. Yeah, not much to say. It's a hack and slasher with Epic (and infested with quicktime events) boss fights. I dont really enjoy hack and slash games, but there was so much hype with God of War 3, so I went and rented it. Well it was incredibly good looking and had a scale I have never seen in games, all running beautifully on the PS3. Thats the good. Here's the bad: Hacky Slashy, boring boring boring. And there's Quicktime events, what the fuck is with quicktime events (granted they make the boss fights a little better) but there's one problem: they're all the fuck over the place, and they're godawfully boring. The puzzles are boring and detract severly from the gameplay, dragging it down. The story was kind of interesting, but it seems like Kratos does way to much falling into hades and he's your usual bodybuilding protagonist who has literally no emotion, the voice acting is some of the worst I've ever heard. It's borderline hilarious how Kratos constantly murders people who help him too and its also fucking rediculous. There's also a sex minigame which is where i realized this game was made for the gamers who are just going through puberty and anything with tits slapped on it sells as good as MW2. So in short I would have said this game was shit, but I loved the bossfights and scale so much it gets a 2.5/5. THATS IT YES I DONT LIKE THIS GAME. Personal opinion, but play something worthwhile dont waste time or money on this.
