After all these years, we finally have it. This game, this fucking game, is an achievement of unparalleled scope and depth. A complex tapestry of perverse hooks and diaphragms meticulously arranged into this startling masterpiece of game design and foresight.
Finally, we have the perfect vetting process for if a game reviewer's opinion is shit or not.
This game hits all the right notes. It isn't a game, it's incredibly pretentious, and the story almost seems to have been written from the ground up to appeal to people who have never read something longer than a tumblr article.
Thank you Fullbright. You may never know the true impact of your work, but we thank you from the bottom of our hearts