i pulled out a pack, put it em in the microwave, and between a slice of bread..... Awesome Launch.  You dont need extra shit between bread and meat like burgers, you dont need fries, you dont need a soda/shake.

Hotdogs > Burgers

Hot dogs represent FREEDOM, if you disagree you hate Freedom / America and support communism

If you like hotdogs more than hamburgs then the terrorists have won.

"If you like hotdogs more than hamburgs then the terrorists have won."

Hamburgers are still better.

This thread is false.

Sorry, but no.

Get out. Get OUT!

Hamburgers > Franks

The opnly palce I like to eat hot dogs at are at baseball stadiums...any other place it isn't that great.  Hamburgers are usually always awesome!

Hot dogs?  Freedom?  You must be mistaken, comrade.  Let us analyze the differences in a fair manner, and we shall see which represents what!

But first, a little mood music:

• Hamburgers are available with a bevy of toppings and side dishes.  Cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions, fries, soda, milkshakes—and the list goes on.  Cheese is nearly inseparable from the hamburger, but it too is an option.  As Burger King so often states, "Have it Your Way."  This... this is freedom.  The freedom to choose what you want (or don't want) on your sandwich.
• In contrast, hot dogs, though they may also have toppings added, rarely do.  Hot dog aficionados, much like yourself, love unity and conformity.  Thereby, hot dogs champion communist ideals and the rise of a one-world government.

• French Fries—the ubiquitous hamburger side dish—bear the name of France, a freedom-loving country aligned with the Allies in World War II.  In 2003, the anti-war stance taken by France caused the product to briefly be renamed "Freedom Fries", to remind France of the ideals and the delicious side dish they once proudly represented.
• Hot dogs, also known as "Frankfurters", are named in kind with Frankfurt, located in Germany, the leader of the Axis powers in WWII.   Thus, hot dogs and their supporters demonstrate their loyalty to Nazism and hatred of the Jewish people.

• Speaking of Jews, hamburgers (prepared correctly) are a kosher food.  This demonstrates how hamburgers support diversity.
• Hot dogs, typically made from or presumed to be made from pork, are rarely kosher.  So every time you eat one, you risk eternal damnation.  At some point you have to ask yourself, "Is it REALLY worth it?"  Clearly, hot dogs support Satan and Hell.

• Hamburgers are known by one name and one name alone.  This promotes familiarity and common ground, the first step in establishing and maintaining a democracy by the people and for the people.
• Hot dogs are often known by many names, including the aforementioned frankfurter, as well as wiener.  Wiener is also a none-too-kind euphemism for the penis, and wieners (hot dogs) are awfully phallic.  Furthermore, the average American is quite unsure of how to spell "wiener", often transposing the i and the e,  spelling it "weiner" [sic].  Meanwhile, similar food products (sausages and bratwurst) are available, yet despite the similarity in appearance, the colors and flavors require them to be marketed completely separate from the hot dog.  So as you can see, hot dogs promote racism, dyslexia and hardcore pornography.

• And allow to me to further elaborate on ingredients.  Hamburgers are normally made from 100% beef.  Occasionally seasonings/flavorings are added, but otherwise it's pretty much universal.  There are imitation products which arise, but these are almost always for health reasons only.  Thus, hamburgers represent purity and wholesomeness.
• Meanwhile, hot dogs are consistently the subject of debates over what exactly is in a hot dog.  There's your normal pork variety, sure, but then there are the all-beef hot dogs.  What are they for?  It's almost as if these hot dogs are trying to be hamburgers.  It doesn't work the other way—you never see hamburgers made from pork.  And then there's further suspicion of certain hot dog makers, particularly low-budget products sold in 99¢ stores and gas stations across America.  Rather than describe the atrocities further, I'll rely on the expert testimony of one Lisa Simpson:
  
  
  
  Nevertheless, hot dogs somehow manage to get FDA approval.  Obviously, you can tell that hot dogs support a government-controlled food supply and the misleading of the American people.

• Hamburgers gave rise to the American fast-food industry, and their continued dominance relies upon hamburgers as their #1 selling and promoted entree.  Thus, hamburgers represent the economy; the American dream; life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
• Hot dogs aren't even available at most restaurants, although some kids' menus and specialty shops offer them.  Thereby, hot dogs represent infantilism, and support a controlled market and secret societies.

• Hamburgers are typically made from fresh ground beef, so you can make just the right amount.  Preformed patties are available for those who wish to reduce prep time.  Thus, hamburgers represent moderation, the do-it-yourself mentality and the American spirit, as well as freedom of choice.
• Hot dogs are sold in packs of 10, while hot dog buns are sold in packs of 8.  This requires one to continue buying hot dogs and hot dog buns in a near-endless cycle, particularly if any of the buns crumble or go stale before use.  This has gone on for years, and no one has (noticeably) attempted to put a stop to it, suggesting there may be some sort of Mafia-like entity "silencing" those who dare speak out.  Succinctly, hot dogs promote gouging, gorging, and organized crime.

• Hamburger buns are designed to split apart initially, but are then reunited as part of a single delicious sandwich.  This represents both the divisiveness and unity of the 50 United States of America, which partially under separate guidance keep our nation of ideals strong.
• Hot dog buns are designed to be split open but hang on by a thread.  If divided entirely, it makes the end product difficult to consume.  This demonstrates the hot dog cartel's desire to weaken the backbone and very fabric of America, while allowing it to cling to a shred of its former identity, so as to push its own agenda into the center of the bun.

• Hamburgers do not have any well-known theme songs.  Thus, they promote peacefulness and serenity.
• Hot dogs bring fondly to mind the famous jingle:
  
  ♫ "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener / That is what I'd truly like to be / 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener / Everyone would be in love with me!" ♫
  
  This tune betrays a most insidious plot—a disregard for human life and the pressured acceptance of this standard by the common man.  Not only does the singer wish for an end to his own life, but he thinks nothing of his request to have his survivors devour his processed fat and flesh.  This is further proven by the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, which , by allowing ordinary men passage inside the revered giant wiener, symbolizes the desire to become one with the hot dog.   Hot dogs promote suicide and cannibalism.
  
  And speaking of Mr. Mayer, his name alone casts great suspicion on his motives.  Not only was he a German immigrant, but Mayer means "greater" or "superior", while Oscar means either "deer lover" or may be derived from the Norse words for "god" and "spear".  Given that Mr. Mayer (an obvious member and leader of the hot dog cartel) has therefore already been shown to be a man with two agendas (one public, one private), I suspect Oscar was selected for its dual meaning.  "Deer lover" no doubt references one of the many types of animals that probably wind up in hot dogs, while "spear" could either represent the hot dog itself and the act of eating one lengthwise, or perhaps the stick upon which the common corn dog is placed, the final resting place of whatever, exactly, it is.  Perhaps... perhaps some unfortunate six-year-olds who thought they were only singing a fun song in a commercial.  I mean, think about it—has anyone ever heard again from one of the winners of those jingle contests they love so much?  Finally, it should come as no surprise to any of you by now that Oscar Mayer considered himself a "greater God."

"Blazer74 said:

"If you like hotdogs more than hamburgs then the terrorists have won."

Hotdogs founded on TERRORISM!!!???? BLASPHEMY!"

Crap. That wall of text scared me into saying burgers.

"Hot dogs?  Freedom?  You must be mistaken, comrade.  Let us analyze the differences in a fair manner, and we shall see which represents what!

But first, a little mood music:

  

• Hamburgers are available with a bevy of toppings and side dishes.  Cheese, lettuce, pickles, onions, fries, soda, milkshakes—and the list goes on.  Cheese is nearly inseparable from the hamburger, but it too is an option.  As Burger King so often states, "Have it Your Way."  This... this is freedom.  The freedom to choose what you want (or don't want) on your sandwich.
• In contrast, hot dogs, though they may also have toppings added, rarely do.  Hot dog aficionados, much like yourself, love unity and conformity.  Thereby, hot dogs champion communist ideals and the rise of a one-world government.

• French Fries—the ubiquitous hamburger side dish—bear the name of France, a freedom-loving country aligned with the Allies in World War II.  In 2003, the anti-war stance taken by France caused the product to briefly be renamed "Freedom Fries", to remind France of the ideals and the delicious side dish they once proudly represented.
• Hot dogs, also known as "Frankfurters", are named in kind with Frankfurt, located in Germany, the leader of the Axis powers in WWII.   Thus, hot dogs and their supporters demonstrate their loyalty to Nazism and hatred of the Jewish people.

• Speaking of Jews, hamburgers (prepared correctly) are a kosher food.  This demonstrates how hamburgers support diversity.
• Hot dogs, typically made from or presumed to be made from pork, are rarely kosher.  So every time you eat one, you risk eternal damnation.  At some point you have to ask yourself, "Is it REALLY worth it?"  Clearly, hot dogs support Satan and Hell.

• Hamburgers are known by one name and one name alone.  This promotes familiarity and common ground, the first step in establishing and maintaining a democracy by the people and for the people.
• Hot dogs are often known by many names, including the aforementioned frankfurter, as well as wiener.  Wiener is also a none-too-kind euphemism for the penis, and wieners (hot dogs) are awfully phallic.  Furthermore, the average American is quite unsure of how to spell "wiener", often transposing the i and the e,  spelling it "weiner" [sic].  Meanwhile, similar food products (sausages and bratwurst) are available, yet despite the similarity in appearance, the colors and flavors require them to be marketed completely separate from the hot dog.  So as you can see, hot dogs promote racism, dyslexia and hardcore pornography.

• And allow to me to further elaborate on ingredients.  Hamburgers are normally made from 100% beef.  Occasionally seasonings/flavorings are added, but otherwise it's pretty much universal.  There are imitation products which arise, but these are almost always for health reasons only.  Thus, hamburgers represent purity and wholesomeness.
• Meanwhile, hot dogs are consistently the subject of debates over what exactly is in a hot dog.  There's your normal pork variety, sure, but then there are the all-beef hot dogs.  What are they for?  It's almost as if these hot dogs are trying to be hamburgers.  It doesn't work the other way—you never see hamburgers made from pork.  And then there's further suspicion of certain hot dog makers, particularly low-budget products sold in 99¢ stores and gas stations across America.  Rather than describe the atrocities further, I'll rely on the expert testimony of one Lisa Simpson:
  
  
  
  Nevertheless, hot dogs somehow manage to get FDA approval.  Obviously, you can tell that hot dogs support a government-controlled food supply and the misleading of the American people.

• Hamburgers gave rise to the American fast-food industry, and their continued dominance relies upon hamburgers as their #1 selling and promoted entree.  Thus, hamburgers represent the economy; the American dream; life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
• Hot dogs aren't even available at most restaurants, although some kids' menus and specialty shops offer them.  Thereby, hot dogs represent infantilism, and support a controlled market and secret societies.

• Hamburgers are typically made from fresh ground beef, so you can make just the right amount.  Preformed patties are available for those who wish to reduce prep time.  Thus, hamburgers represent moderation, the do-it-yourself mentality and the American spirit, as well as freedom of choice.
• Hot dogs are sold in packs of 10, while hot dog buns are sold in packs of 8.  This requires one to continue buying hot dogs and hot dog buns in a near-endless cycle, particularly if any of the buns crumble or go stale before use.  This has gone on for years, and no one has (noticeably) attempted to put a stop to it, suggesting there may be some sort of Mafia-like entity "silencing" those who dare speak out.  Succinctly, hot dogs promote gouging, gorging, and organized crime.

• Hamburger buns are designed to split apart initially, but are then reunited as part of a single delicious sandwich.  This represents both the divisiveness and unity of the 50 United States of America, which partially under separate guidance keep our nation of ideals strong.
• Hot dog buns are designed to be split open but hang on by a thread.  If divided entirely, it makes the end product difficult to consume.  This demonstrates the hot dog cartel's desire to weaken the backbone and very fabric of America, while allowing it to cling to a shred of its former identity, so as to push its own agenda into the center of the bun.

• Hamburgers do not have any well-known theme songs.  Thus, they promote peacefulness and serenity.
• Hot dogs bring fondly to mind the famous jingle:
  
  ♫ "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener / That is what I'd truly like to be / 'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener / Everyone would be in love with me!" ♫
  
  This tune betrays a most insidious plot—a disregard for human life and the pressured acceptance of this standard by the common man.  Not only does the singer wish for an end to his own life, but he thinks nothing of his request to have his survivors devour his processed fat and flesh.  This is further proven by the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile, which , by allowing ordinary men passage inside the revered giant wiener, symbolizes the desire to become one with the hot dog.   Hot dogs promote suicide and cannibalism.
  
  And speaking of Mr. Mayer, his name alone casts great suspicion on his motives.  Not only was he a German immigrant, but Mayer means "greater" or "superior", while Oscar means either "deer lover" or may be derived from the Norse words for "god" and "spear".  Given that Mr. Mayer (an obvious member and leader of the hot dog cartel) has therefore already been shown to be a man with two agendas (one public, one private), I suspect Oscar was selected for its dual meaning.  "Deer lover" no doubt references one of the many types of animals that probably wind up in hot dogs, while "spear" could either represent the hot dog itself and the act of eating one lengthwise, or perhaps the stick upon which the common corn dog is placed, the final resting place of whatever, exactly, it is.  Perhaps... perhaps some unfortunate six-year-olds who thought they were only singing a fun song in a commercial.  I mean, think about it—has anyone ever heard again from one of the winners of those jingle contests they love so much?  Finally, it should come as no surprise to any of you by now that Oscar Mayer considered himself a "greater God."

Thus, as I have conclusively demonstrated, hamburgers are American through-and-through.  Not only are they far better representatives of the American ideals of freedom, but they taste better too, which makes hamburgers the clear winner.  And now, it's only a matter of time before the American people come to realize all the hot dog stands for and what they are supporting when they consume them.  The truth is out there, and *CRASH* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

HEY!  WHO ARE YOU GUYS?  WHERE ARE YOU TAKING M- [mfff fffftt mmmmmmm nnnnnnnnnn]
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