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    A hamburger is a hunk of ground beef served between two pieces of bun-configured bread. Hamburgers are often served with a variety of toppings and condiments. It is named for the region in which it was invented, not for the kind of meat (as is often mistakenly suggested).

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    #1  Edited By kajankua

    THE BEST HAMBURGER EVER MADE
    i made it a while back but lost the ingredient and sequence list !
    it was so damn good, had 3 different types of meat, one of them being bacon
    i almost cried while eating it, it was that good, all i have left is this picture

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    #2  Edited By Endogene

    The tread title made me think something completely different... i blame that southpark episode for that.

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    #3  Edited By Kersal_Massive

    ...did you slaughter the cow in your kitchen as well? whats wrong with your walls

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    #4  Edited By Jayge_

    This reminds me of Tenacious D's "Tribute".

    Also, that hamburger looks nasty.

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    #5  Edited By kajankua
    Kersal_Massive said:
    "...did you slaughter the cow in your kitchen as well? whats wrong with your walls"
    meat's gotta be fresh man

    Jayge said:
    "This reminds me of Tenacious D's "Tribute".

    Also, that hamburger looks nasty."
    most nasty things are tasty though, wouldn't you agree? :o
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    #6  Edited By Jayge_
    kajankua said:
    "Kersal_Massive said:
    "...did you slaughter the cow in your kitchen as well? whats wrong with your walls"
    meat's gotta be fresh man

    Jayge said:
    "This reminds me of Tenacious D's "Tribute".

    Also, that hamburger looks nasty."
    most nasty things are tasty though, wouldn't you agree? :o
    "
    As someone who will eat potato chips with mustard, yes.
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    #7  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Cool. But how could you lose the ingredients list!?

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    #8  Edited By citizenkane

    I've seen better hamburgers, but every hamburger is good.

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    #9  Edited By AndrewGaspar

    *gags* That thing looks disgusting!

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    #10  Edited By kajankua
    Gamer_152 said:
    "Cool. But how could you lose the ingredients list!?"
    i had it written down on notepad but didnt get to save it before my pc rebooted
    i THINK it was something like
    i remember it had; ketchup, pickles, cheese, chicken, bacon, meat patty, thousand island dressing, pepper/salt.. and i think there might have been ham? i remember considering ham, but i dont remember if i actually put it there or not
    i also preheat the buns to make em a bit crisp, and after i had constructed the burger i threw the whole thing in the micro for a few seconds, to soften up the inside of the bun, and making sure all the parts of the burger had the same temperature.
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    #11  Edited By kajankua

    EUREKA


    sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
    for your enjoyment:

    -bread
    -ketchup
    -bacon
    -cheese
    -1k island
    -chicken
    -meat patty
    -pickles
    -bread


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    #12  Edited By VitaminWaterYum

    Is everything invisible except the bun, meat patty and cheese?

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    #13  Edited By c1337us

    Are you sure the secret ingredient isnt poor hygiene? The walls looks fucking nasty in that photo.

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    #14  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Looks pretty average to me.

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    #15  Edited By jakob187

    Montreal Steak Seasoning and some of this.  There's the only ingredients you need in moderate helpings.

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    #16  Edited By kajankua
    c1337us said:
    "Are you sure the secret ingredient isnt poor hygiene? The walls looks fucking nasty in that photo."
    nah man, the tiles are supposed to look like that. i have an ugly kitchen. dont judge me 
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    #17  Edited By 04JETTA

    That looks disgusting

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    #18  Edited By CL60

    It looks like a burger on a hamburger bun. Whats so special about this?

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    jakob187 said:
    "Montreal Steak Seasoning and some of this.  There's the only ingredients you need in moderate helpings."
    It has Montreal in it's name, it's awesome 
    Also, those walls look like you took a shit on them or something, gross.
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    #20  Edited By trophyhunter

    well it does not look that amazing but I suppose I'd have to taste it before passing any judgment

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    #21  Edited By luce

    phew..i swear for a second there i thought you were going to show me a turd

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    #22  Edited By OwnlyUzinWonHan
    kajankua said:
    "EUREKA

    sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
    for your enjoyment:

    -bread
    -ketchup
    -bacon
    -cheese
    -1k island
    -chicken
    -meat patty
    -pickles
    -bread


    "
    Uh, I don't see hot sauce in there. God burger that is not.
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    #23  Edited By Scooper
    kajankua said:
    "EUREKA

    sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
    for your enjoyment:

    -bread
    -ketchup
    -bacon
    -cheese
    -1k island
    -chicken
    -meat patty
    -pickles
    -bread


    "
    Get the hell out of here !!!!
    It's not a god.. IT'S A MONSTER!
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    OwnlyUzinWonHan said:
    "kajankua said:
    "EUREKA

    sorry for bumping semi-old thread (it was still just one page 2) but i finally found the sequence list of my GodBurger.
    for your enjoyment:

    -bread
    -ketchup
    -bacon
    -cheese
    -1k island
    -chicken
    -meat patty
    -pickles
    -bread


    "
    Uh, I don't see hot sauce in there. God burger that is not."
    Yep, I approve of this, you speak the truth. 
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    #25  Edited By BBQBram

    Cool burger, bro

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    #26  Edited By OllyOxenFree

    I lol'd at the spambot comment up there.
     
    Anyways, It might not look special, but I guess it would be pretty tasty.

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    #27  Edited By SumDeus

    Bacon IN the burger?! The secrets of the universe have just been unlocked.

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    #28  Edited By MrMuffinzzz

    It looks cartoonish yet sort of delicious.

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    #29  Edited By ZmillA

    looks like a high res video game food item, like the guy above me said

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    #30  Edited By FesteringNeon

    Here's my latest creation, it's a bacon and blue cheese stuffed burger, with blue cheese butter on a toasted kaiser roll.

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    I'm generally down with just a regular, mushroom swiss, or bacon.. but spent the extra few bucks for blue cheese.. and while my experience is limited with the ingredient, I love the sharpness it gives, and the mix with bacon makes it pretty BOMB.  Just thought i'd share whats in my belly right now. By request I can update after tomorrow to let you know my full experience if you want..

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