I finally got my hands on a PS5, and so far I've only used it to clear my backlog from the last generation. I've finished God of War (not crazy about most of the side activities, but otherwise pretty great!), and now I'm on to Horizon.
Boy howdy, do these cavemen love to whine. It's not just that they're rooted to one spot so they need you to go retrieve the Mystic Spear of Fwangus or whatever, it's that they're so MOPEY.
The voice acting is partially to blame for this, paired up with relatively static facial animations. The actors are working so damned hard to convey how sadly sad they are. Pair that up with a flat expression, and the whole Nora tribe just look like they're all suffering from a mild case of the trots.
Aloy herself is the worst of the bunch. The game can't decide if she's a Lara Croft-ian badass ("Grr! I was raised to do parkour in the wilds!"), a smooth, resourceful snarker ("I might be an exile, but you're a wiener!"), or a painfully sincere teen. ("I'm so sorry you're a caveman with schizophrenia. Have I mentioned my dad is dead?")
I'm only about five or six hours in, but no amount of hunting robot dinosaurs is worth this. Please tell me these prehistoric goobers get over themselves at some point.
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