I Dream of Gerstmann

Jeff Gerstmann is co-founder of Giant Bomb and was Editor in Chief of GameSpot until his highly-publicized termination in 2007. He was at one time the highest-ranked NFL Blitz '99 player in the world, and has been a member of the bands "Midnight Brown," "Suburban All-Stars," and "Headboard."

I Dream of Gerstmann

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Posted by Sharpless (396 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Last night, I dreamed that Jeff Gerstmann died whilst playing touch football. I have never felt sadder or more heartbroken during a dream.

Live forever, boo. Never leave us.

#1 Posted by Sharpless (396 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Last night, I dreamed that Jeff Gerstmann died whilst playing touch football. I have never felt sadder or more heartbroken during a dream.

Live forever, boo. Never leave us.

#2 Posted by Jethuty (1023 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

you need to either get out more or get some friends.

Just some...

#3 Posted by KarlPilkington (2550 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

This is a weird thread.

#4 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (1318 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#5 Posted by Evilsbane (3895 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Chabbs0: Mildly depressing if you actually dwell on it...Moving ON!

#6 Posted by usernamesuck123 (32 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

/sadness

#7 Posted by AjayRaz (12252 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

i had a dream where i died and that wasn't very fun

#8 Posted by Ghost_Cat (1025 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Turn him into a wraith.

#9 Posted by Simplexity (1324 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

This thread sickens, disturbs, saddens and scares me.

#10 Posted by JJWeatherman (13876 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

How did he die?!

#11 Posted by ip007 (260 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Sharpless: You know, people don't actually die in a dream, they just wake up from it. Hasn't Inception taught you anything?

#12 Posted by thornie_delete (436 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I had a dream last night where Tested's Will Smith was crashing at my apartment and was schooling me on coffee.

#13 Posted by Bombs_Away (1010 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Prodstep said:

This thread sickens, disturbs, saddens and scares me.

Why?

#14 Posted by Animasta (12787 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

the only whiskey media related dream I've ever had was that I met them but they were speaking dutch and I can't speak dutch so SADFACE

#15 Posted by Sharpless (396 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@JJWeatherman: He had a heart attack while playing touch football. It happened during Christmastime too. Psh, thanks for ruining Christmas, Dream Jeff.

And, uh, Giant Bomb community? You are disappointing me. Yes, Jeff died in a dream I had last night. Yes, I was sad in the dream, and relieved when I woke up and realized it was a dream. Why am I posting this? BECAUSE I FIND IT AMUSING. I am only ever serious approximately 10% of the time. But that's okay. Our relationship is still young, Giant Bomb community. We will get to know each other better over time, and we will teach each other how to love again. Okay? Cool? We cool? Cool.

Also, this isn't gay. It's just a little naked bro-love. Relax.

#16 Posted by UlquioKani (837 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Bombs_Away said:

Gay...

Its not like he was coming out of a bush with no shirt on

#17 Posted by TanoPrime (180 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

Did you hit it?

#18 Posted by Mowgers (365 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

NO! If only you had dreamt of regular football dream-Jeff would be still with us! Now all we have is the boring real world one.

#19 Posted by Yanngc33 (4472 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@AjayRaz doesn't the dream stop when you die?

#20 Posted by Legend (2495 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

O.O

Online

#21 Posted by Bombs_Away (1010 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@UlquioKani said:

@Bombs_Away said:
Gay...
Its not like he was coming out of a bush with no shirt on

He's a man who felt, and I quote, "heartbroken" over the death of a fat man who he's never met. It's worse than coming out of a bush with no shirt on. Someone very close to him has to give him a rare steak and a bottle of whiskey. And he can't leave the table till both are finished.

#22 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (5879 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Jethuty said:

you need to either get out more or get some friends.
Just some...

This pretty much sums it up.

@Bombs_Away:
And Jeff isn't fat...he's just big boned damn you!

#23 Posted by morrelloman (570 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

So does this mean you are breaking up with Ryan?

#24 Posted by nosiwohL (206 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Sharpless said:

Last night, I dreamed that Jeff Gerstmann died whilst playing touch football.

Holy shit, what an intense game of touch football.

#25 Posted by AjayRaz (12252 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@Yanngc33 said:

@AjayRaz doesn't the dream stop when you die?

the dream didn't continue afterwards

#26 Posted by Jethuty (1023 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

@AjayRaz said:

@Yanngc33 said:
@AjayRaz doesn't the dream stop when you die?
the dream didn't continue afterwards

i had a dream once where i died, but still kept on dreaming.

Worst dream i ever had.

#27 Posted by jorbear (2503 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

That is why I never play touch football.

Don't want anybody making a thread about it on a gaming website, now do I?

Online

#28 Posted by Origina1Penguin (3500 posts) - 1 year, 11 months ago

I came here expecting I Dream of Jeannie parallels. Imagine my disappointment.

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