Overview
A player since Season 1 of Internet League Blaseball, Jessica Telephone is widely considered Blaseball's first star player, being the first batter to receive a Max Out Batter blessing, granting her maxed stats in the game's Season 1 elections. Telephone quickly became a desired player by every team in the Internet League, causing her to frequently be swapped between teams.
Between Seasons 6 and 8, Jessica Telephone was repeatedly shelled by The Shelled One, leading her to play among The Shelled One's Pods on Season 9, Day X.
Blaseball fans have widely agreed that Jessica Telephone is actually several variants of the same person, one for each 80s decade in history, and that a different Jessica Telephone appears from nearby payphones prior to games. It is also widely agreed that Telephone has eleven different wives across her many, decade-divided selves.
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